Chibi Rapfest Trailer-Trash Trigun Theatre
by Myok
Spoiler for episode 16. No fictional animals were harmed in the writing of this chapter.
Chapter Five: Angel Arms and Pigeon Poop
Vash, Wolfwood, Meryl and Milly are taking a walk through the park behind Hilltop.
Vash: Squirrel! {aims his angel arm at a passing squirrel}
Milly: That's not nice, Vash.
Vash: You're right, Milly, I don't know what came over me. PIGEON! {aims at a nearby pigeon}
Meryl: {clobbers Vash} That's not nice either!
Vash: {whining} Why do I always have to be the nice guy?
Wolfwood: Oh, shut up.
Meryl: {to Wolfwood} Has he been drinking?
Wolfwood: I don't think so, we've been hiding the hooch. Hey Vash, you been drinking?
Vash: No.
Meryl: Ask him why he's being such a trigger-happy moron then.
Wolfwood: What am I, messenger-boy? You ask him.
Vash: Meryl, you know that I love and respect life in all its forms. But that pigeon and that squirrel did something to me that I can never forgive.
Meryl: What?
Vash: This! {He spins around. The rear flaps of his trenchcoat have been completely gnawed off.} I was walking along minding my own business when a pigeon pooped on me! After I washed my trenchcoat I left it out to dry and when I came back I found it like this!
Milly: You could make a vest out of it.
Vash: {chibifies, arms flailing} I hate it I hate it I hate it!
Wolfwood: And so the mighty Vash the Stampede is transformed from savior of mankind to pathetic fashion victim. Woe is us.
Meryl: You said it.
by Myok
Spoiler for episode 16. No fictional animals were harmed in the writing of this chapter.
Chapter Five: Angel Arms and Pigeon Poop
Vash, Wolfwood, Meryl and Milly are taking a walk through the park behind Hilltop.
Vash: Squirrel! {aims his angel arm at a passing squirrel}
Milly: That's not nice, Vash.
Vash: You're right, Milly, I don't know what came over me. PIGEON! {aims at a nearby pigeon}
Meryl: {clobbers Vash} That's not nice either!
Vash: {whining} Why do I always have to be the nice guy?
Wolfwood: Oh, shut up.
Meryl: {to Wolfwood} Has he been drinking?
Wolfwood: I don't think so, we've been hiding the hooch. Hey Vash, you been drinking?
Vash: No.
Meryl: Ask him why he's being such a trigger-happy moron then.
Wolfwood: What am I, messenger-boy? You ask him.
Vash: Meryl, you know that I love and respect life in all its forms. But that pigeon and that squirrel did something to me that I can never forgive.
Meryl: What?
Vash: This! {He spins around. The rear flaps of his trenchcoat have been completely gnawed off.} I was walking along minding my own business when a pigeon pooped on me! After I washed my trenchcoat I left it out to dry and when I came back I found it like this!
Milly: You could make a vest out of it.
Vash: {chibifies, arms flailing} I hate it I hate it I hate it!
Wolfwood: And so the mighty Vash the Stampede is transformed from savior of mankind to pathetic fashion victim. Woe is us.
Meryl: You said it.
