Chibi Rapfest Trailer-Trash Trigun Theatre
by Myok

Spoiler for episode 16. No fictional animals were harmed in the writing of this chapter.

Chapter Five: Angel Arms and Pigeon Poop

Vash, Wolfwood, Meryl and Milly are taking a walk through the park behind Hilltop.

Vash: Squirrel! {aims his angel arm at a passing squirrel}

Milly: That's not nice, Vash.

Vash: You're right, Milly, I don't know what came over me. PIGEON! {aims at a nearby pigeon}

Meryl: {clobbers Vash} That's not nice either!

Vash: {whining} Why do I always have to be the nice guy?

Wolfwood: Oh, shut up.

Meryl: {to Wolfwood} Has he been drinking?

Wolfwood: I don't think so, we've been hiding the hooch. Hey Vash, you been drinking?

Vash: No.

Meryl: Ask him why he's being such a trigger-happy moron then.

Wolfwood: What am I, messenger-boy? You ask him.

Vash: Meryl, you know that I love and respect life in all its forms. But that pigeon and that squirrel did something to me that I can never forgive.

Meryl: What?

Vash: This! {He spins around. The rear flaps of his trenchcoat have been completely gnawed off.} I was walking along minding my own business when a pigeon pooped on me! After I washed my trenchcoat I left it out to dry and when I came back I found it like this!

Milly: You could make a vest out of it.

Vash: {chibifies, arms flailing} I hate it I hate it I hate it!

Wolfwood: And so the mighty Vash the Stampede is transformed from savior of mankind to pathetic fashion victim. Woe is us.

Meryl: You said it.