The following is a parody of the classic coca-cola ad with Mean Joe Greene. Anyone who's a fan of college hoops coach Bob Knight should turn back NOW.

(We see an empty basketball court, just after a hard game. Coach Bobby Knight comes out to see a kid standing alone on the court. Knight looks at the kid and says.)

Knight: The game's over kid. Go home.

Kid: Wow. Coach Knight!

Knight: Are you retarded or something? Get outta here. NOW!

Kid: Gee mister, you look thirsty.

Knight: Are you deaf, too?

Kid: (holds his bottle out) Want my coke?

Knight: (Walks towards the kid, very angry) All right kid! I've had enough of that smart mouth of yours! I'll teach you some (expletive deleted) manners!

(The "Have a Coke and a Smile" theme song plays, as Coach Knight goes up to the kid, and starts to strangle him. The upbeat 70's style music plays on, as Knight keeps his hand around the kid's throat, and shouting all sorts of unbelievable obscenities at him, taking time out every few seconds to guzzle down the kid's coke, before finally letting go, and leaving. The kid's okay, but he has red welts all over his throat. The kid stands up, almost oblivious to what has just happened. Knight Turns back towards the kid and says)

Knight: Hey kid!

(The kid looks in Knights direction, as the last few bars of the jingle play out. Knight grabs a chair from the sideline, just like a certain famous Coach Knight tantrum, and tosses it at the kid. The chair knocks him over like bowling pin.)

Kid: (on the floor, and holding the chair) Wow. Thanks Coach Knight!

(Knight sneers at the kid, as the caption "Have a Coke and a smile" comes up.)

The End