Background:Hermione dating Draco after cheating on Ron with him, Ron hates
Hermione.
'Why', Hermione sobbed?,'Why did he leave me?'
'Whats up Herm?' asked Harry.
'Your little boyfriend leave you like you left me?',asked Ron spitefully.
'Go to hell Ron, if you can figure out what that is with your pea-sized
brain',Hermione snapped back.
'I'm not going to stand around listening to some little tart try to be a
bigger bitch than she already is, which, I really don't think is possible for
someone who licks dracos 1" dick!', Rons shouted back.
'I am not a tart or a bitch and his dick is not 1" its 13" and hes a lot more
of a man than you'll ever be!',Hermione shouted.
'Oh yeah? How many of your crappy charms did that take to grow an
extra 12"s?', Ron spat.
'You should know, all of the ones I tried on you except they only work on
real men. And thats why your little weeners still only 2". It'd take millions
of charms to make your little shaft grow even another inch!'she said back.
The crowded common room, all listening, stifled giggles at this, except for
Fred, George, Harry ang Ginny who hated it. Several other people who
were friends with Ron or Hermione were standing and frowning. They
hated it.
Hermione then turned to Harry and said read this, gesturing to a letter.
'Well, don't you have anything better to do like homework?',Hermione
asked the staring, silent common room. There was a bustle of noise as
the common room continued with whatever they'd been doing.
The noise quietened down, however, as Ron started to call Hermiones tits
the size of a babys.
Harry hated it. His 2 best friends enemies, always having public slanging
matches, Ron jealous and angry, Hermione jealous and sleeping with
Draco Malfoy. Could things get any worse? Wait, why had Hermione
been crying? Had Draco dumped her?
'Do you even know what tits are?'Hermione screamed at Ron.
Harry tried to block out their argument but he couldn't so he decided
to go for a walk and read the letter in peace. He couldn't find anywhere
to be left alone because everyone wanted to know why Ron and
Hermione hated each other. No-one knew the truth or Hermione
would be seriously bullied and hated.
He walked around the school in his invisibility cloak looking for
somewhere to be alone and read the letter in peace. By now Harry
was very curios as to the content of the letter that made Hermione cry in
public. In a crowded common room of all places!
He finally came to rest in the shade of a large, peaceful tree in the
grounds. He removed the invisibility cloak and began to read the letter.
'Why', Hermione sobbed?,'Why did he leave me?'
'Whats up Herm?' asked Harry.
'Your little boyfriend leave you like you left me?',asked Ron spitefully.
'Go to hell Ron, if you can figure out what that is with your pea-sized
brain',Hermione snapped back.
'I'm not going to stand around listening to some little tart try to be a
bigger bitch than she already is, which, I really don't think is possible for
someone who licks dracos 1" dick!', Rons shouted back.
'I am not a tart or a bitch and his dick is not 1" its 13" and hes a lot more
of a man than you'll ever be!',Hermione shouted.
'Oh yeah? How many of your crappy charms did that take to grow an
extra 12"s?', Ron spat.
'You should know, all of the ones I tried on you except they only work on
real men. And thats why your little weeners still only 2". It'd take millions
of charms to make your little shaft grow even another inch!'she said back.
The crowded common room, all listening, stifled giggles at this, except for
Fred, George, Harry ang Ginny who hated it. Several other people who
were friends with Ron or Hermione were standing and frowning. They
hated it.
Hermione then turned to Harry and said read this, gesturing to a letter.
'Well, don't you have anything better to do like homework?',Hermione
asked the staring, silent common room. There was a bustle of noise as
the common room continued with whatever they'd been doing.
The noise quietened down, however, as Ron started to call Hermiones tits
the size of a babys.
Harry hated it. His 2 best friends enemies, always having public slanging
matches, Ron jealous and angry, Hermione jealous and sleeping with
Draco Malfoy. Could things get any worse? Wait, why had Hermione
been crying? Had Draco dumped her?
'Do you even know what tits are?'Hermione screamed at Ron.
Harry tried to block out their argument but he couldn't so he decided
to go for a walk and read the letter in peace. He couldn't find anywhere
to be left alone because everyone wanted to know why Ron and
Hermione hated each other. No-one knew the truth or Hermione
would be seriously bullied and hated.
He walked around the school in his invisibility cloak looking for
somewhere to be alone and read the letter in peace. By now Harry
was very curios as to the content of the letter that made Hermione cry in
public. In a crowded common room of all places!
He finally came to rest in the shade of a large, peaceful tree in the
grounds. He removed the invisibility cloak and began to read the letter.
