Chapter 3-The Playstation

Medea: ::takes out Playstation:: Ok, Harry, Here's how ya play: the cross button is to fire a spell, the box is to open doors, or to make people stop talking. Got it?

Harry: ::stares at screen:: Coooll….....

::Introduction, including a summary of almost everything that happens in the books up until the sorting, begins::

Harry: OH MY GOD!!!! HOW DO THEY KNOW!!!!!

Medea: SHHH! I'm trying to watch!!!

Harry: That's me!

Medea: Yes Harry, this is the fourth or fifth time we've made that concept clear…

Two hours later…

Medea: HIGHER!!! YOU HAVE TO FLY HIGHER!!!!!!

Harry: I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!!

Medea: GIMME THAT!!!

::both struggle over the controller. Harry falls over::

Medea: You need control child, CONTROL!! ::begins to fly in a strange, out of control pattern::

Harry: ::grabs controller back:: For one, I have more control than you, and for another, I'm OLDER than you! ::begins to avidly play yet again::

Medea: It's MY game!

Harry: But I'M in it!

Medea: Fine. ::watches in silence as Harry wins the Quidditch match….....again.::

Harry: Yayness! Wow Medea, this is great!

Medea: ::rolls eyes:: Yes Harry….....for a game that's about you, I figured you'd think that…

Yet another two hours later…

Harry: ::getting ready to leave:: So uh….....same time next week?
Medea: Sure! Just…erm…practice!

Harry: On what?

Medea: SPEED! You are way too slow on your Incendio spells! ::hands Harry spare Playstation controller::

Harry: ::takes controller:: Am not!

Medea: Are too! Your tiny hands can't go as fast as mine!

Harry: For one, my hands are not slow, and for another, they're BIGGER than yours!

Medea: Whatever….....

Harry: Really! I'll prove it to you! ::puts hand up to Medea's::

Medea: And so they are….....but that's not the point!

Harry: Right….ok, so this Gameshark you've been telling me about, what does it do?

Medea: Gameshark is a system that you can use to cheat. It's quite easy to understand actually….....



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Miracle: It's ok…they get it!

Medea: Really?

Miracle: Yes child, yes.

Medea: Hey! I'm older than you...!
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