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Harry Potter and the Hortonian Dreki
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Disclaimer: In this following story you shall hear of a many fellows. I would like to establish now that they are based on actual people and things. In future chapters you will meet a mysterious young gentleman who yields the sur name of Baron. I would like to establish that this character's family history is that of my family history. Any claimed relations between characters and real life figures do exist and are based on the history and past of others. Most characters, ideas, and things inside the following story is owned by Warner bros./scholastic/Jk rowling, I take no claim to such things and wish to remind everyone out there that this is fanfiction.

Author's note: I got my first "flame" review for this story... I only have two objections... First, that was a revenge review on a review in which I stated the title was a rip-off... which it was (I had read 3 that day that were rip-offs) and the author used several lies to try to make me look bad... 2.) PLEASE KEEP THE REVIEWS CLEAN please do not refer to drugs/sex/cuss words... Remember there are kids reading these reviews (that is assuming that the cussers are not kids). I need more reviews people! 7? not to be ungrateful... but I know there are a lot of people who do not review... I am one of those people... anyways, I might loose motivation unless I get more reviews.

General information: Harry is in his 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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All the , small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Na, na. Na, na. Na, na Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
turn the lights off,
carry me home
Always, I know
You'll be at my show Watching, waiting,
commiserating
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs,
surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
turn the lights off,
carry me home
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
the night will go on,
my little windmill
Say it ain't so,
will not go,
turn the lights off,
carry me home
Say it ain't so,
I will not go,
turn the lights off,
carry me home
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
the night will go on,
my little windmill
All the Small Things, Enema of the State, Blink 182

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Victor and Harry made their way back to the Leaky Cauldron where they sat in the back. Harry was slightly nervous... his hands were sweaty.

"Victor, I am dating Hermione." he stated quite plainly.

Victor stood silent for a moment. Harry noticed that Victors head was swaying back and forth, that could mean only one thing... he was drunk.

'Why did you have to pick now, Harry?' he thought to himself. Harry started to inch away from the swaying figure... his face was turning a dark shade of red.

Victor's eyebrows moved down his forehead until they shaded his eyes. He quickly calculated what he was being told inside his head.

"Yoh!" he screeched. "Yoh stoule 'er from me."

Harry's eyes grew wide with confusion. That was not what happened at all.

"Victor I swear... I never..."

Victor threw the table over with ferry.

"I challenge you to a duel!" Victor yelled with perfect English. "One hour, main street!"

"I can't..." Harry started but stopped as he was cut off.

"'ou stoull 'er fram moe!" his English went back to its usual mispronunciation. "Bae thare."

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Harry ran up to his room. He found the Hogwarts letter and shoved it in his pocket. He than took out his wand and sat in front of his door, wand out.

The hour came and went... Harry noticed that the sun was going down. Took out his first book, 'The Invisible Book of Invisibility' Harry took a piece of parchment and shoved inside the first page, so as not to loose it. He then flipped to the first page where he read the following passage.

Invisibility is a thing that can help all of us in times of peril, thus is extremely useful to know. In the next 400 pages you will learn how to perform any sort of Invisibility you wish to know: Invisibility cloaks, spells, potions, charms, abilities, and artifacts.

Invisibility spells are easily done, as long as they are done correctly. The secrets of the spells are closely guarded but revealed in this book. Invisibility spells and potions only invoke a form of natural transfiguration. The incantations are very easy. Most invisibility spells are countered with the simple spell: "revealo" or any prior incantation spell. There are several different invisibility spells created for different reasons. "Shrowdo" is used for self-invisibility as well as invisibility on others. "Misto" is used to create an invisible shield for large objects, like a crowd or a building. "Parere" which stands for disappear in the olden tongs can make curtain areas invisible. "Solvere" which stands for dissolve in the olden tongs makes pieces of things disappear slowly, within a given time.

To make any invisibility spell work you must visualize yourself disappearing. This is the main fault with invisibility spells and potions. If you have a lack of concentration you could become anything from a 1000 pound violin to a fluffy, pink lion. For this reason, Invisibility cloaks are more popular. Turn to 187 to read about and how to create an Invisibility cloak.

Harry put the partchment inside the book to hold his place. Set the book onto of the desk in the corner and went to sleep.

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A stream of light fluttered around Harry's face. He turned over to the side, only to be shot in the other eye from a ray of light that reflected from his mirror. He rummaged through pockets of the cloak, that he had never taken off the night before, and found his Hogwarts letter and his sock full of money. He set off to get some new things. He made his way through the shops easy enough and had almost everything he need.

"Potter!" Harry heard from the other side of the store (The Cauldron Shoppe). Harry turned around to see Victor Crumb. Harry quickly turned and ran to the exit, leaving his bags at the counter.

Harry ran quickly onto the crowded wizard street.

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As told by Colin Creevly

I walked onto the street.

"Oh boy, I can't wait to get back to Hogwarts." I shouted excitedly at Dennis who was walking behind me. "I think Ginny likes me."

"Who? Ginny Weasily? I doubt it. Besides, her brother would NEVER let you go out with her." Dennis replied.

"Trust me, I know Ron." I said to him as I shrugged.

"If you know him so well, than you will know that he will knock you out." Dennis snorted with laughter.

I heard the distant shrieking, which sounded a lot like laughter. I saw to figures run out into the street. One was following the other.

The first figure pulled a wand from his pocket and started to dual with the other one. The other figure shouted a spell and suddenly the world blacked out. Colin Creevly lay knocked out as owls from the ministry and ministry men showed up... Colin, in a coma.