Ok,I know I said I was going Digimon next time but I wasnt feeling very Digi. But I AM feeling in the Christmas spirit and very Harry Pottery!So I have 2,count'em,TWO Harry Potter Christmas songs,and the second one is sung by...*drum roll*DRACO MALFOY! Now I dont own Harry Potter,but I do own some of the merchandise I bought! ^-^
Soooo....enjoy!!!
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LuvaGal:ooooooook! This is our first song.All Neville Longbottom fans...dont read this first song.^_^
Neville the stupid Wizard

*piano is playing and LuvaGal steps out with a mike and begins to sing*

You know..Harry and Ron and Hermione...Seamus and Pansy and Crabbe and Draco.

But do you recall,The most....STUPIDEST WIZARD OF ALL!?

Neville the stupid wizard (wizard!)

Was a really stupid guy (ya better believe it!)

And if you ever saw him (Saw him)

He'd probably blown sumthin' up (KA BOOM!)

All of the other wizards and witches (witches!)

Used to laugh and call him names (NO DUH!)

They never let dumb Neville (neville!)

Come to any quidditch games (Thank the lord!)

Then was very important day,Draco came to say (Draco's SO hot!)

Neville your a bloody git! Then he ran neville away!

Then everyone loved Draco (who doesnt?!)

Then they shouted out with glee (HOO RAY!)

Draco to real hot wizard (oooo! Draco!)

You'll go down in Hogwarts hiiiiistooooryyyyyy! (In your face Tom!)

*stops singing and noone claps,the only thing that is heard is crickets chirping*
LuvaGal:Tough crowd...tough crowd...Anyway,our next song is by...DRACO MALFOY!
*everyone claps and wistles and girls swoon as Draco comes out*
LuvaGal:*grumbles cuz noone did that when she came out*
Draco:I shall be singing my version of Jingle Bells! *sits behind the piano and begins to play*

Flying through the snow
On a magic driven sliegh
Over clouds we go
Wacking Weasly all the way
HAHAHA

Neville blew up the potions room
Hey what else is new?
Oh what fun it is to go
and hit Granger with a shoe
Hermione: HEY!

Oh Jingle Bells!
Mudbloods smell
Neville is a git!
And almost everybody knows
that seamus is a twit!

Jingle Bells
Pansy,go to hell
I'm dating someone now
and that someone is Harry
you stupid ugly cow!

*continues playing,he isnt singing just playing the tune then he sings again only slower*

Jingle Bells
Mudbloods smell
Harry is my guy!
Come anywhere near me pansy
I swear your gonna...
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!

*he stops playing and everyone claps and whistles and asks for more*
LuvaGal:WHAT!? YOU NEVER DID THAT FOR ME!!!!!!*screams and takes out a chain saw*DIE!
*everyone screams and runs as LuvaGal goes crazy and runs around with the chainsaw*
Draco:um....well....thats it,please review and-AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs as LuvaGal tries to slice him with the chainsaw*

The End