Going nowhere Part 2
Disclaimer is: I don't own Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon or any related characters.
this bout of insanity was written by TT17
all comments can be sent to tomturbo17

Random Mumblings:
Made a few slight changes. I apologize to those who read this before, as it totally had some transphobic language. I hopefully have fixed it, and I'm sorry if anyone read this and was like 'whaaaaaaat' because it wasn't cool. And I see that now.

Begin Fanfiction:
Rei: "Damn, I love you..."
Usa: "What?'
Rei: "Nothing..."

The abnormally hot day was coming to an end...but it was far from over. Or it was over but nowhere near the end. One of those phrases that makes little to no sense is quite appropriate here...thank you so much...anyway...

A monster had soundly trashed one Tuxedo Kamen on this abnormally hot day, thus sending Mamoru Chiba (who WAS Tuxedo Kamen) to the hospital.
Now, in the waiting room, sat Chiba's girlfriend Usagi, and Usagi's loyal follower person, Rei. They were waiting. They were doing it in a good place, too...

The doctor came out and announced that Mr. Chiba was quite alright. Usagi was very relieved and she jumped up and down for joy and hugged Rei and made whooping noises and what-not. Rei put up with the happiness as best she could.

Damn, that happiness is lovely...

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(But there's still this burning question that I've got to know. Why? Why? And you're never going to answer it, I love you damnit, and you're never going to answer me.)

Ami was quite insanely proud of herself at the moment. She had just soundly defeated an evil villain person...all by herself. HERSELF...yes, that was a good feeling.

Unfortunately, she was having trouble reveling in her unparalled proudness, seeing as she was at the very moment puking her guts out on the side of the road. Eleven milkshakes and a battle do not a healthy sailor soldier make.

"Are you Okay?" Asked Senshi Uranus.
"BLARGH!" Puked Ami.
"I don't think she's Okay." Stated Senshi Neptune.
"I kicked a-BLARGH!" Ami almost managed to finish a sentence.
"Hey...hey, you're not well...let's go get you some pepto bismol or something..." Uranus tried to help Ami up.
"I-BLARGH!-I kicked ass...I rule...I'm like-BLARGH!" Ami was a little out of sorts.

Minako was tending to Makoto's wounds. Well...she would have been except for the fact that Makoto didn't HAVE any wounds. You'd thinks she would, considering a monster dude threw her across half of Tokyo and the building she smashed into was thus crumbled upon impact. Yeah, sure, the building was dust, but Makoto was fine.

"Hey, Minako-chan..."
"Yes, Mako?"
"Do you remember that guy?"
Minako looked confused. "That guy?"
"Yeah, that guy...the pothead."
Minako continued to look confused. "Who?"
"One of my old boyfriends...the guy that asked me out FOUR times...and every time I said 'yes' and he didn't understand what 'yes' meant..."
Minako began to look less confused. "Oh...right...THAT guy..."
"The pothead..." Makoto added.
"The pothead..." Minako repeated.

There was a pause.

A long pause.

"What about him?" Minako asked.
"Oh...nothing...just wondered if you remembered him..." Makoto...um...said.
"I don't." Minako confessed.
"Well...he was a pothead...yeah..."

There was another pause.

"Is that why you hate men lately?" Asked Minako.
"Huh?" Makoto asked back.
"Well...I don't know, you just seem to hate men lately." Minako continued.
"Ah...sure...I don't hate men...I just….."

More pausedness...

"Actually, the reason I hate men is that-"

la la la

"OH! So that's why the fire alarms were going off at school that day!" Minako said, realization etched across her face.
"Yeah...Rei was even angrier than me so..."
"Damn those starlights...I had a crush on Yaten for awhile, you know." Minako turned to Makoto.
"I thought so..." Makoto said dejectedly. Or maybe jealously.

Silence.

"But that's in the past." Minako said solemnly.

"Did you ever notice how much Seiya looked like Mamoru-kun?"
"Oh I know! And Taiki-kun! What was up with his forehead! I mean...it was HUGE!"
The two girls found something new to gossip about...so they did.

Senshi Uranus had gotten the pepto bismol. Neptune was trying to get Ami to take said medicine. Ami would not take the medicine. She was still a little too happy from beating up the monster.
"Me me me...I did it all..." she mumbled incoherently.
"You know, this is not going well..." Uranus sighed.
"I know, but we can't just LEAVE her here, now can we?" Neptune pointed out.
"No...I guess not..."Uranus kicked a stone.
Ami continued to mumble.
Her mumbling suddenly became frantic.
Very frantic.

"What's she saying?" Uranus asked Neptune, as Neptune was closer to Ami and had a better possibility of understanding the girl. "Ummm...monster...monster right...behind you..."
Uranus and Neptune both jumped and turned to see that indeed...there was a new monster standing right behind them.

"GAH! WORLD SHAKING!" Uranus yelled as she released an orb of yellow light. Said orb hit said monster, and said monster fell over...big finish now...gasping for breath.

"DEEP SUBMERGE!" Yelled Neptune. This time an orb of greenish blue-ish light appeared and soundly thrashed said monster. Said monster was not dead though...oh no...not yet...

Ami stood up. "I WILL DEFEAT YOU!" She shouted in an uncharacteristic manner. (Not the shouting itself, or the standing up to monser. Just, like, she said it with an accent.) The monster snarled. Ami also snarled. It was really quite comedic...so comedic that Haruka (who is Senshi Uranus if you don't know) smirked. Haruka...never...smirks. Ok? And here she is...smirking. I mean...c'mon. This must be comedic. Right?
(Several large vegetables are thrown at the author)
Okay...maybe not...hey! NO BROCCOLI! Broccoli sucks...

Now...
Where were we...

Oh yes...
There we were.

Rei had stepped out for some fresh air. The hospital was just too much at the moment. That's when she heard it. The communicator...again.
"Again?" She asked.
Not having anything else to do, Rei switched on the communicator. "Yes?" She asked calmly.

"OH MY GHOD!" screamed a frantic and unusually frantic (notice the repeat?) Senshi Uranus. "MARS! WE NEED BACK UP! AAAAA~~~~~~AH!" Uranus suddenly disappeared from the view of the communicator. Rei's eyes bugged out, she raised her hand to the air...this...was...serious...

"Mars...Star...-"
"Hold it!" Ami's voice shouted from the communicator.
Rei put her hand down. "What?" She asked.
Ami smiled sweetly. "That's quite alright, Mars, but don't worry. I have everything under control here." And with that the communicator switched off.

For a few seconds Rei remained silent. She then thought about Mercury...Did Mercury really have things under control? Or was she brainwashed?

Mars suddenly realized she wasn't thinking straight, and that that brainwash thing made no sense...why had she thought that?

She didn't know.

Suddenly she remembered this one time when she had visited Usagi at school and Seiya was being a total ass. The sudden images of fire alarms, and Mako-chan's near killing of Yaten for purposes unknown sent a shiver down her spine. Said shiver made her shudder.

"I'm...I'm going to go back inside now...yes...yes, that's what I'll do." She muttered, tossed out her cigarette that she had not been smoking, and went back inside.

"OH MY GOD!" Shouted Uranus.
"You don't believe in God..." Neptune said, slightly annoyed.
There was no reason for her annoyance, really. Perhaps she was not annoyed at all. Perhaps she was just pretending to be annoyed.
"I don't care! AAAH!" Uranus screamed some more. The monster continued to gnaw on it's leg.
"Uranus, the dumb thing isn't even attacking us..." Neptune sighed.
"DAMN YOU MONSTROSITY!" Uranus threw another yellow orb of light at the monster, who just shrugged it off as if nothing had happened.
Ami sighed. Uranus was so high strung lately. Now she couldn't even beat a stupid monster that was gnawing on it's own leg. This was worse than that crisis of faith Makoto had during the whole fiasco of the Death Busters.
Ami raised her hands to the sky...
"SUPER..."
The monster took one look at what Ami was about to do...and then ran off frantically.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Ami said as she ran off in hot pursuit of the limping monstrosity demon creature.
Neptune sighed in frustration, and Uranus continued to whimper uncontrollably. It was a strange scene indeed...indeed it was...(it was also, admittedly, out of character, so there must be a reason for it…..I just hope we get to that)

"Hey, Minako?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you think it was alright to leave Ami alone to deal with the monster?"
quiet contemplation
"Oh yeah...um...I forgot...she should be alright...I think heard some violin music so Michiru and Haruka probably showed up to help her."
Makoto considered this for a moment before countering, "But, Haruka's been so high strung lately...she's worse than I was when...you know...that thing with the monster that I couldn't beat..."
Minako tried to consider this. Unfortunately she was a little too busy considering which outfit to wear. She and Rei had similar problems in choosing outfits. The difference though(in her opinion) was that Minako looked cute in EVERY outfit, so it was just a matter of choosing which outfit made her look cutest at the moment. With Rei it was just...anyway, so she had trouble considering what Makoto had just said.
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
Makoto tried to remember what she had said. "Um...Haruka...high strung..."
"Oh, right, that...well..." Minako nodded absently.
Makoto turned over and examined her blond friend for a moment. She then regarded her blond friend for another moment. After that she thought about pie.
"Yeah, why HAS Haruka been so high strung?"
"Uhh..." Minako tried to remember what it was that had happened that had made Haruka so...high...strung.
Makoto waited...apple pie...cherry pie...
"It had something to do with driving I think."
Chocolate mousse pie...shoe fly pie...
"There's some new racer on the circuit and she hasn't had...time...to...practice..."
Peach pie...pumpkin pie...
"Screw this, I can't find anything good to wear!" Minako threw her the article of clothing in her hand at the mirror. The mirror didn't move.
"Ah...anger management..." Makoto said absently...pie...pie...
There was some quietness then.
"Pie." Makoto said.
"Well, alright, I'll get the whipped cream." Minako said in a huff as she completely misinterpreted Makoto.

Rei stood completely still as Usagi continued to bawl about her "Mamo-chan". She stood as if she were a statue...she was stoic...quite...comforting...listening...suddenly it occurred to her that she was very hungry. And so she dismissed herself from the love dove's company and walked down to the nearest cafe.
And what a cafe it was!
It had a guy with a guitar singing "They Paved Paradise".
Rei felt as if she was going to be sick. But then she ate a blueberry scone and felt much better.

Ami had the monster trapped and cornered now. "I HAVE YOU NOW!" She shouted. She had gone temporarily insane it seemed. The monster noticed and tried desperately to get away. No good. No good.
She put her hands up in the air.
"SUPER GENIUS WATER ATTACK YO!"
Water came down from some unknown location and got the monster thoroughly wet. And nothing else.
Oh, the monster died, too. That's important to note. So...anyway...dead monster, mysterious water, insane Ami, got all that? It might never be important, but let's try and remember it anyway, ok? OK.

Haruka was jittery. "It's the coffee, I can't drink the coffee anymore, Michi!" Michiru swirled her tea bag. "We don't drink coffee, Haruka." Haruka nodded vehemently. "That's my point! We can't drink coffee! It makes me all...look at me! I couldn't even fight that monster! Ah, man, I am turning into a wuss!" Michiru calmly sipped her tea and calmly replied, "You're not a wuss, you're just upset. When this is all over we'll go take a vacation, ok?"
Haruka continued to be jittery. "Coffee man...too much coffee, man...maybe if we had some pie?"
Michiru looked at Haruka in utter disbelief. "Here? Now?"
"Sure, why not?" Haruka shrugged as she reached for a menu. "What kind would you like? Peach?"
Michiru blushed. "OHH! PIE!"
"Yeah, pie, what did you think I had said?" Haruka said some more as she began to peruse the list of pie. It was a good list, too. The cafe offered creme pie. Creme pie.
"Nothing." Michiru said as she stirred her tea faster and faster.

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