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WHEN I WOKE UP by Mokona the Marshmallow God
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"I envy your kindness, Hikaru. But I will take the food to Ferio, for I'm afraid that
because you are so kind, you would let him inside."

Smart old me.

I shouldn't have done that.

When I woke up the next morning, I rolled over to get my glasses, but they were hard to
see out of. I took them off to shine them and noticed they were made of cucumber.

I forgot the glasses and went to have breakfast.

I shouldn't have gotten out of bed. For when I went for breakfast, I was not greeted by
dear little Hikaru but a huge salami with arms and legs made of cheese.

"Hi Fuu!" The salami and cheese said to me. "Ooh, you don't look so well. Are you OK?"

I ran out of the egg-house Mokona made.

Funny, it looked much more egg-like during the day.

I hate eggs.
I hate salami.
I hate cheese.
There is NO way you can make me eat cucumber.

These things all seemed to link. But before I could think on it I saw a rather large
tomato sitting under a tree asleep.

I hate tomatos.

I tiptoed away, back into the egg.

I lay down in bed. My head was pounding. My brain was scrambled.

Like eggs. I hate eggs.

I looked over on the other side and saw a blue chicken leg laying next to me. It spoke.
"Good morning, Fuu. How are you feeling? Are you OK? Fuu...? Fuu?! Helloooo! Can
you hear me?" I turned. "Pu PU pu pu PU!" A cabbage ran towards me.

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

I hate cabbage.

I battled, along with the tomato, salami and cheese, and blue chicken, a big carrot that
shot raddishes at us. We got Escudo, which looked very simaler to those nasty things
called bananas. And a squash changed it into weapons, saying that IT was Miss Presea.


And that was my day.

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