Fushigi Yugi Presents: Christmas Caroling for a Sichiseishi!

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"I Saw Tasuki Kissing Nakago--!"
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Author's note: This is a brain fart... I needed to write something but it refused to come to me... so, with the help of the recurring Christmas songs, I decided to write this. BEWARE the shounen ai!! BEWARE!

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Chiriko walked up to the microphone of the karaoke set and tapped it a few time. "Hello? Is this thing on?" he asked, hearing his voice echo in response.

"Miaka..."

"Tamahome..."

"Miaka..."

"Tamahome..."

"Mi--"

"HEY!! I'M TALKING HERE!!" the young boy cried above the lovey-dovey couple's useless drones.

The two love birds looked up in confusion and they returned to their continues recital of the other's name. Chiriko hit his head against the microphone in irritation.

"We're listening to you no da!" Chichiri called out from the back of the room.

Chiriko curled a hand into a thumbs up, and tapped the microphone again. "Uhm, please don't kill me," he whispered into the mic and turned on the karaoke system. The familar christmas tune blarred from the speakers: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".

Then, the young boy started to sing:

"I saw Tasuki kissing NAKAGO
Down here in this empty hall, last NIIIGHT!"

Tasuki spat into his drink.

"He didn't see my creep
Into here to have a peep
He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep!!

Then, I saw Tasuki tickle NAKAGO
Underneath the armor that's so tough
There must be some mistake;
Was I really awake?
I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take.

Then, I saw Tasuki hugging NAKAGO
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch.
It must have been just fine;
He didn't seem to mind.
Then Tasuki moved across the room to pour them both some wine("or was it Sake?" Chiriko added quickly).

Then I saw Tasuki fondle NAKAGO,
And on his ear he nibbled now and then.
I crawled across the floor,
I hid behind THAT door,
I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.

Then I saw Tasuki undress NAKAGO.
They quickly threw their clothes on THAT big chair(Tamahome and Miaka were to busy to notice that Chiriko was pointing at where they were sitting).
Well, much to my surprise,
I couldn't believe my eyes!
It wasn't HIM at all but Chichiri in disguise(Chiriko stumbles over the words here, discovering they didn't fit too well with the song),

When I saw Tasuki kissing NAKAGO
Down here in this empty hall, last night!
Oh what I laugh it would have been,
If I had REALLY seen,
Tasuki kissing NAKAGO last NIIIIIIGHT!!!!"

The small boy smiled and quickly added, "But... it was still a laugh ANYWAY!"

All but Miaka and Tamahome turned around and stared at Chichiri, who's smiling mask was blushing badly. That had to mean, either the real Chichiri was bright red, or down right white from embarassment.

Tasuki, stood up, his face red from alcohol. Waving a mug he grunted, "Luv-da-song Chiriko!"

Mitsukake approached him from behind and smacked the drunken bandit with his glowing left hand. Sobering up happened too quickly for him and he stumbled. Suddenly Tasuki screamed, "GOOD SUZAKU!!!!"

Chichiri had by now buried his face in his hands.

On the stage Chiriko was still sniggering from his song.
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Author's note: Over? IS this going somewhere? I liked the song. *nods* It makes me HAPPY!!!! Review please...? *is confused for a moment* Yeah... tell me if you want me to make up a whole bunch of FY christmas songs-like this one here! If not, I'll just let this stand alone! ^.^