Paste-Eaters Anonymous

So this is my first fanfic on here... R&R please...

Zim, Dib, SpookyChild, HamsterMaster, Joel, and Mike are sitting in a round, white room when Johnny walks in...

Johnny: So welcome to Paste-Eaters anonymous!

Mike: What the hell? I thought this was Wal-Mart!

Johnny: Well it ain't! So shut up!

Mike: Okay...

Johnny: Like I was saying, every one tell us your name and how you came into this horrible habit.

Zim: Well, my name's Zim and when I was in skool I was spying on Dib and he was eating mashed potatoes in the cafeteria and I had no idea what mashed potatoes were, so when I saw the paste Ms. Bitters was making us use I automatically thought they were what Dib was eating... I was wrong... When the Dib-human asked me what the hell I was doing I said, "Duh! Eating the filthy human slime they serve in the cafeteria!" He proved me wrong... The paste tastes much better...

Dib: I'm Dib and... Zim provoked me to do it!

SpookyChild: My name is SpookyChild... I thought it looked like ice cream so I ate it... It tastes so good, but soon after that I was robbing my parents, killing pedestrians, robbing the homeless, *Jumps up* ALL FOR THE GLORIOUS PASTE!!!

All: *Stare* *Zim coughs*

SpookyChild: *clears throat* *Sits down*

HamsterMaster: My name's HamsterMaster and *sob sob* It was peer pressure... Zim said everyone is doing it... I believed him! He didn't want to be the only one!

Joel: Like a mighty dentist amongst the toothless, I am.... Joel Flux! HamsterMaster said only the cool kids eat paste! I thought it would make me cool!

Mike: My name's Mike and I don't eat paste! And hey Joel! It would take a lot more than eating paste to make you cool!

Joel: Hey!... Idiot! You're ugly!

Mike: Yeah, well! *grabs folded up chair*

All, except for Joel and Mike: Johnny! Johnny!

Johnny: What the hell is this? Jerry Springer?

Well... If you wanna be a paste-eater, then tell me in your review... If not, still leave a review!