Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Good morning Naruto... holy crap, you look dead."
Naruto had bags under his eyes, was exhausted, and honestly seemed like he was slightly dehydrated. Kobayashi was taking the train with Naruto, and she noticed right away that he was just out of it.
"I lost count."
"... What?"
"I lost count... how many times Ilulu used her boobs... she didn't let me get any sleep... my dick hurts." Naruto lamented as he stared out the moving train. He was now so familiar with the feeling of Ilulu's tits consuming his cock, that he could still feel the mass, the weight, and softness of them.
Also the heat.
"Oh yeah, Tohru was telling me Ilulu came over to ask for advice awhile back."
"Naked Aprons with Cat ears."
"That is bad advice... she should have dressed in the style of a victorian maid... oh... or maybe a traditional chinese servant... there would be so many choi-" Kobayashi stopped talking when Naruto used his free hand and grabbed mouth to cover it. He leaned forward, and Kobayashi felt a shiver when she saw his eyes up close.
They were filled with fear and arousal.
"Don't ever give Ilulu advice on how to seduce me... that girl only does things in extremes. She's made it her goal to see how fast and how many times she can make me cum... and she has gotten startlingly good at using those milkers." Naruto spoke with his eyes widening so that Kobayashi could see just how deep the exhaustion was. Naruto let go of her face and backed off, with Kobayashi coughing at how awkward it was.
'Isn't cumming a lot a good thing?'
"Not when she doesn't give me a break... and yes, I read your face. I was able to guess what you were thinking... anyway, after work today I need to visit a place. You mind inviting Ilulu over for dinner?" Naruto asked Kobayashi for a favor, the awkwardness in the air lessened now that the two adults were being much more casual.
AKA - Not talking about why his dick hurt.
"Lucoa wanted to ask for your advice on something, so you can use this chance to go talk to her."
"Fine, I've been meaning to have a talk with her." Naruto needed to talk with all of the dragons, and he was going to be talking to Elma at work as well.
-After Work-
*Slam*
"Oh wow, you look exhausted." Elma stated as Naruto blocked her from walking away, slamming both of his hands against the wall behind her. "I guess Ilulu must have taken my advice after all... good work, taming that chaos dragon is doing god's work." Elma gave Naruto a thumbs up. The only reason he would be so exhausted would be if he had spent so much time riding Ilulu, and teaching her the values of being obedient.
Naruto's grin cracked.
It was subtle.
"Got a question for you."
*BONK*
"Owie."
"Why did you think it would be a good idea to give Ilulu advice... do you people realize that Ilulu is a natural extremist right... she naturally goes to extremes... right?" Naruto asked Elma after bonking her forehead. Elma thought about it for a second, before she crossed her arms and tried to think of how to respond to that.
"Yes, she does tend to be extreme."
"... Now... think about that for a moment."
Elma thought about it.
"... Oh lord, I am so sorry! Is your poor dick okay!?" Elma was shocked when she realized what going to an extreme would mean in this situation. Elma got down on her knees and placed her hand on the front of his pants, patting his crotch down to make sure it was okay. She realized quickly that she was touching his dick, and stood straight up. "I'm sorry, I have some medicine that you can rub on it... did you get burns?" Elma asked as she tried to help him.
She was a naturally helpful dragon, but that worked against her in situations like this. Naruto bonked her on the head again for her desire to help, which was part of the reason why his dick hurt so much.
He blamed Fafnir the most, but all of the dragons had contributed to what Ilulu had done.
"My dick is sore, but fine. She was more interested in using her tits than actually having sex." Naruto sighed and backed off of Elma.
It was hard to stay mad at her.
"She stopped at just her boobs... wow, she actually showed restraint."
"That is because I can't afford to support a family right now, and I'm sure that if we had sex, she wouldn't stop until she was pregnant... anyway... if she comes to you for advice, tell her no." Naruto started to walk away.
-Later with Lucoa-
"So how do I seduce a young boy?"
"... Why are you asking me this?" Naruto felt all of his anger drain away when Lucoa asked him for male advice on how to seduce men. He was going to bonk her when he saw her, but she started out with that question before he could do anything.
"Well, Shota rejects me so much."
"He's a kid... why are you trying to seduce a kid?"
"Because I want him to have sex with me." Lucoa didn't even hide her intentions, or try to sugarcoat them. In a way, he had to respect her for that, even though the disgust was very clear on his face. Lucoa smiled at his reaction. "... I quite enjoy teasing him." Lucoa also admitted that as well.
Naruto sat down.
"... Is this a culture thing... like dragons are just all freaks?"
"Actually, I'm a former goddess... and a dragon."
"Ah... that explains why you're a pedo." Naruto deadpanned, since as far as he could remember, any mythology with multiple gods tended to practice pedophilia in large amounts. Well, the gods tended to practice it more than anything else. "Let me guess, you also practice incest... oh..." Naruto saw Lucoa actually blush at that.
She was fine with young boys, but not being called out on 'keeping it in the family' as it were.
That was a weird set of standards.
"I'm not a pedo... I just have a wide strike range, and my range is... as soon as you can physically enjoy it." Lucoa defended herself in that when she realized that Naruto was giving her a look. She crossed her arms under her impressive bust. "... from a guy's point of view."
"Why should I help you seduce a young boy."
"Because you're a good person... and next time Ilulu comes to me for advice, I can swing things in your favor."
-Later-
"I'm sorry Shota... gotta look after myself first." Naruto felt sorry for the boy, but not sorry enough to stop himself from helping Lucoa if it meant that he would get a break from the constant titty action he was getting.
He dick was only human after all!
Don't put the blame on him.
Chapter End!
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