Welcome to Ch. 2!!
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PROLOGUE
Everyone's invited
The party will begin
Yuffie's words will cause a riot
She's screwed up again...
Yuffie must now hurry
The guests arrive soon
She'll have to check the list again
Did she invite a baboon??
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At the garden on Christmas night...
Rinoa: Squall, let's go!!
Squall: *comes out of a shower* Coming.
Rinoa: I just have a few questions...
1. Why is there a shower in the middle of the dorm?
2. Are you wearing a towel to the party?
3. How do we get to Tifa's?
4. What is that baboon doing behind you???
Squall:
1. I dunno.
2. Yep.
3. Through that door.
4. His name's Joe. *grins*
Rinoa: O.o Alrighty.
Irvine, Zell, Quistis, and Selphie run into the room.
Selphie: *hyper* YAY!!!!!! A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: ... *whacks Selphie on the head*
Selphie: *unharmed* MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: Ah, dammit.
Everyone walks out the door with Joe following. o.O Meanwhile, back at the Seventh Heaven... Yuffie is decorating for the party as Tifa is playing the piano drunkedly and singing along.
Tifa: *high, scratchy voice* DARLING, SO THERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: O.o
Tifa: WITH THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: o.O
Tifa: I WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE NO DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: You just skipped a few verses.
Tifa: Well, I guess I have to start over then.
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, with the FFVIII party...
Irvine: Are we lost?
Rinoa: No, we're in Alexandria! Look, here comes Dagger.
Dagger walks over.
Dagger: Hi Rinoa. If you call me Dagger one more time, you'll get executed.
Rinoa: Kay, Dagger!
Some guards run over and drag Rinoa away.
Rinoa: HEEELP!!!
Squall: Woohoo!!! She's gone!!
Dagger: What are you people doing here, anyway?
Zell: We were just heading to a party.
Dagger: Oh, I wanna come!!!
Steiner, Zidane, and Vivi run over.
Steiner: So do we!!!
Zidane: Is that okay, Dagger?
Dagger: AAAAAAARGH!!! Again with that 'Dagger' thing!!!
Voice: You will be henceforth known as Dagger!
Dagger: I've been Dagger through the whole fic.
Voice: I know! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Quistis: Now to get to the party.
Squall: But Rinoa's the only one who knows the way!
Dagger: Then I guess we have to take her.
Squall: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The guards come over with Rinoa.
Rinoa: Finally, I'm out! I had to share a cell with a fugly old guy who looked like Reno...
Dagger: Oh yeah, we had him arrested for stealing ShinRa motorcycles.
Rinoa: O.o Right.
Everyone walks through a magical door that's conviniently placed in the center of Alexandria.
Rinoa: Where are we?...
The party is at a beach. Suddenly, someone sneaks up behind Rinoa... Meanwhile, back at the Seventh Heaven. Tifa has finally stopped playing the piano and Yuffie is pacing around.
Yuffie: When are they coming?!
Tifa: ...Who? Did you invite a million people to a Christmas party that's here, by any chance?
Yuffie: ...Oh, damn.
Tifa: YUFFIE!!!
Yuffie: But this might be fun!
Tifa: Well, I guess I have no choice but to have this party... Let's get everyone else to help plan. Guys?
Tifa looks over to the rest of the FFVII team. They're all sitting in front of a tv, staring at it intently...
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PROLOGUE
Everyone's invited
The party will begin
Yuffie's words will cause a riot
She's screwed up again...
Yuffie must now hurry
The guests arrive soon
She'll have to check the list again
Did she invite a baboon??
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At the garden on Christmas night...
Rinoa: Squall, let's go!!
Squall: *comes out of a shower* Coming.
Rinoa: I just have a few questions...
1. Why is there a shower in the middle of the dorm?
2. Are you wearing a towel to the party?
3. How do we get to Tifa's?
4. What is that baboon doing behind you???
Squall:
1. I dunno.
2. Yep.
3. Through that door.
4. His name's Joe. *grins*
Rinoa: O.o Alrighty.
Irvine, Zell, Quistis, and Selphie run into the room.
Selphie: *hyper* YAY!!!!!! A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: ... *whacks Selphie on the head*
Selphie: *unharmed* MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: Ah, dammit.
Everyone walks out the door with Joe following. o.O Meanwhile, back at the Seventh Heaven... Yuffie is decorating for the party as Tifa is playing the piano drunkedly and singing along.
Tifa: *high, scratchy voice* DARLING, SO THERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: O.o
Tifa: WITH THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: o.O
Tifa: I WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE NO DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: You just skipped a few verses.
Tifa: Well, I guess I have to start over then.
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, with the FFVIII party...
Irvine: Are we lost?
Rinoa: No, we're in Alexandria! Look, here comes Dagger.
Dagger walks over.
Dagger: Hi Rinoa. If you call me Dagger one more time, you'll get executed.
Rinoa: Kay, Dagger!
Some guards run over and drag Rinoa away.
Rinoa: HEEELP!!!
Squall: Woohoo!!! She's gone!!
Dagger: What are you people doing here, anyway?
Zell: We were just heading to a party.
Dagger: Oh, I wanna come!!!
Steiner, Zidane, and Vivi run over.
Steiner: So do we!!!
Zidane: Is that okay, Dagger?
Dagger: AAAAAAARGH!!! Again with that 'Dagger' thing!!!
Voice: You will be henceforth known as Dagger!
Dagger: I've been Dagger through the whole fic.
Voice: I know! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Quistis: Now to get to the party.
Squall: But Rinoa's the only one who knows the way!
Dagger: Then I guess we have to take her.
Squall: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The guards come over with Rinoa.
Rinoa: Finally, I'm out! I had to share a cell with a fugly old guy who looked like Reno...
Dagger: Oh yeah, we had him arrested for stealing ShinRa motorcycles.
Rinoa: O.o Right.
Everyone walks through a magical door that's conviniently placed in the center of Alexandria.
Rinoa: Where are we?...
The party is at a beach. Suddenly, someone sneaks up behind Rinoa... Meanwhile, back at the Seventh Heaven. Tifa has finally stopped playing the piano and Yuffie is pacing around.
Yuffie: When are they coming?!
Tifa: ...Who? Did you invite a million people to a Christmas party that's here, by any chance?
Yuffie: ...Oh, damn.
Tifa: YUFFIE!!!
Yuffie: But this might be fun!
Tifa: Well, I guess I have no choice but to have this party... Let's get everyone else to help plan. Guys?
Tifa looks over to the rest of the FFVII team. They're all sitting in front of a tv, staring at it intently...
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