Disclaimer: I don't own Square or anything...

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PROLOGUE

Yuffie is trying

To plan the party

While everyone else

Is at the tv...

Meanwhile with Joe

And all of the others

What's wrong with Rinoa?

Who is behind her...?

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The Seventh Heaven is shown. Everyone is in front of the tv except Yuffie and Tifa. They walk over.

Tifa: What the hell is that??

Barret: A PS2!!! *grin*

Vincent: It's high-tech!!! :D

Tifa: O_o;; Alright then. What's that?

Cid: DOA 2.

Tifa: o.O

Yuffie: LEMME PLAY!!! *grabs the controller* :D

Back with Joe and company...

Squall: Someone's behind you...

Rinoa turns around to see Kidd standing there.

Rinoa: O.o;; Hello.

Kidd: Hey mate! *grin*

Rinoa: So... What do you want?

Kidd: YOUR STUFF!!!

Everyone: ...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Everyone runs off in different directions.

Kidd: Ah damn, that never works...

Zidane is, meanwhile, trying to sneak into a nearby house. He runs in and shuts the door. Serge is standing there.

Zidane: Er... Hi.

Serge: ...

Zidane: Um... Some girl is chasing me and my friends...

Serge: ...

Zidane: So I decided to run in here.

Serge: ...

Zidane: Say something.

Serge: ...Hello.

Zidane: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! YOU TALKED!!!!!!!

All the others hear Zidane and run into the house.

Vivi: What's wrong? We heard you scream.

Rinoa: Hey, shouldn't we be hiding?

Dagger: Who cares? That girl's gone anyway.

Kidd: Nah, I'm right here. *grin*

Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kidd: Um... We're harmless.

Zidane: But... *points to Serge* HE TALKED!!!!!

Everyone: *gasp*

Suddenly some flashing letters appear. They say 'KIDD AND SERGE JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!'

Rinoa: They can't do that!

Kidd: Hey, the letters are gonna make us.

Rinoa: Dammit.

And so, the party heads off to Tifa's. Back to the bar... Everyone is taking turns playing DOA 2 except Tifa who thinks this is stupid, Cait Sith who is probably doing breathing exercises on the lawn O.o, and Red XIII who doesn't have hands.

Tifa: We can't be playing video games... They're stupid things for kids.

Yuffie: But we're in a game.

Tifa: ...?? You're kidding. That's a game. We're not a game.

Yuffie: But they're like us, not only a game, but a fanfic... Somewhere...

Tifa: ...Wha??

Some random DOA 2 fanfic is shown.

Kasumi: Hey Ayane, you ever get the feeling that we're being watched?

Ayane: No. Come on, the only people being watched are in video games.

Kasumi: Yeah... And they're not even real. *grin* Now let's go play FFVII!

Back to Tifa's bar...

Yuffie: *sigh* Whatever...

Suddenly the doorbell rings.

Tifa: ...

Yuffie: *weak smile*

Tifa: I AM GOING TO ELIMINATE YOU!

Yuffie: But we have to have the party first!!

Yuffie runs to get the door...

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