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Disclaimer: QUIT STALKING ME AND ASKING ME IF I OWN STUFF!!! I DON'T!!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!! *throws random object*
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PROLOGUE
With 2 additions, Serge and Kidd,
The party will begin
But which weird guest will crash it?
Did Yuffie screw up again?
Very soon they're coming
What can Yuffie choose?
To 1. give in or to 2. surprise Tifa?
If it 2., she'll awake with a bruise.
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Everyone runs into the bar.
Tifa: AAAAAARRGH!!! YUFFIE!!!!!
Cloud looks around and his eyes land on someone.
Cloud: Aeris?!
Yuffie: No, that's Red XIII... O.o Are you drunk?
Cloud: *giggle* RED!!!!
Yuffie: ... *slowly edges away from Cloud*
Tifa: Yuffie, why are there so many people?!
Yuffie freezes.
Tifa: O_o *takes out a flamethrower and uses it on Yuffie*
Yuffie: You bastard!!
Zidane: *runs over* Hey, that's what the moogle I defrosted called me!
Yuffie: Did you use a flamethrower?
Zidane: No, it was Vivi's magic.
Yuffie: Then you didn't defrost it, Vivi did.
Tifa: *sigh* Yuffie... Hey, don't freeze again!
Yuffie freezes.
Tifa: Dammit! *takes out the flamethrower again and uses*
Yuffie: You bastard!!
Zidane: Hey, that's what the moogle I defrosted called me!
Yuffie: Did you use a flamethrower?
Kidd walks over.
Kidd: Hey, I couldn't help but overhear your interesting conversation!
Yuffie: *grin* So, who are you?
Kidd: I'm a 16-year-old thief!
Yuffie: Me too!
Zidane: And me!!
Yuffie: Who do you two work for?
Kidd: I'm for Radical Dreamers.
Zidane: I work for Tantalus.
Yuffie: I'm an individual.
Kidd and Zidane gasp.
Zidane: Hmm... Maybe we should all make a thief cult so Yuffie can work for someone!
Kidd: Yeah! We need something to protect though...
Yuffie: I protect materia.
Kidd: I protect my amulet.
Zidane: I protect my dagger.
Dagger: *runs over* ZIDANE!!!! *hugz*
Zidane: O_o;; *throws Dagger into a corner* Now, we need something besides marbles, necklaces, and weapons-- *glares at Dagger* --to protect.
Next, Joe is shown rooting through Tifa's drawers.
Joe: WOO WOO!!! (O.o Those are supposed to be the noises a gorilla makes) *pulls a pair of underwear on head*
o.O Meanwhile with Rinoa, Selphie, Quistis, and Dagger.
Dagger: This world of yours is fascinating.
Selphie: *giggle* Wanna hear more?
Rinoa: At night, we all stay up and sneak into the boys' dorms...
Quistis: *words are sensored*
Dagger: ... O_O
O.o On to Tifa. She's walking around, listening to people's conversations and trying to keep everything clean. -_-;; Now, with Barret, Vincent, Cid, Zell, Irvine, Serge, and Steiner.
Steiner: Did you see that? Ayane's skirt just flew up!
All the guys: O.O *stare at screen*
Irvine: That's not a skirt. Believe me.
Zell: How do you know? You wear skirts?
Irvine: Yeah.
Zell: ... *edges away from Irvine*
Cid: This is @#$%ing boring. Half-naked women fight by my house all the time.
Vincent: ...Cid?
Cid: Yeah?
Vincent: That's just Shera in a bathing suit, washing the Highwind. And she's the only one there.
Cid: ...I've been blinded.
Serge: Let's play another game.
Everyone: HE TALKED!!!!
Serge: ...Stop that.
Everyone: Okay.
Serge: Anyway, let's take a vote...
The whole room votes on a game. The results are:
DOA 2 again: 20/22
MGS2: 1/22
Final Fantasy X: 1/22
Tifa: There are only 21 people... Who just came in?!
Seymour is standing at the door.
Seymour: *grin*
Yuffie: So he voted for FFX... GET HIM!!!!
Everyone runs after Seymour, but he escapes first, leaving only a copy of FFX behind.
Yuffie: Hmm... Well, maybe we should play FFX.
Rinoa: Yeah. And whoever thought of MGS2?
Serge: *grin*
Tifa: Let's just play the game...
Serge puts FFX into the PS2.
Steiner: Wait!!! Seymour left something else...
Steiner holds up a sheet of paper.
Serge: It looks like a cheat code.
Steiner: Well, try it! Step 1... Play through the game 20 times without losing any battles. 2... On your 21st game, get past the first Blitzball game by winning it. 3... Beat the game with all the Aeons aquired. 4... Restart the game and a new cinema should play after the opening.
And so, Serge begins playing... Luckily, there is already a save for 20 games beaten... Meanwhile with Cloud and Squall.
Squall: So if you stay up late enough at the Garden, the girls come by and *words are censored*!!! *grin*
Cloud: How old are you?
Squall: 17.
Cloud: You're so immature. I've grown to do better things!
Squall: Like what?
Cloud: Well... *words are censored*
Squall: O_O DEAR GOD!!!!
On to Cait Sith... He's outside the bar, still doing breathing excersizes. O.o A child comes up to him.
Cait Sith: *breathes* Ah... How invigorating...
Child: ...O.o MOMMY!!!! *runs away quickly*
Meanwhile with Red XIII and Vivi.
Red XIII: Did people forget I can talk?
Vivi: *pats Red's back* Don't worry. People think that I'm a plush toy too.
Red XIII: *glare* Are you saying that I'm not living? That I'm DEAD???
Vivi: Yeah, whatever.
Red XIII: Well, that's not much of an insult. But I sure do like killing children! *dives at Vivi*
Vivi uses Doomsday, blowing up the whole bar.
Tifa: AAAAAHH!!! DAMMIT!!!!
Vivi: Uh... Oh, crap.
Tifa runs at Vivi, wielding a broom.
Voice: *sigh* Let's just get on with the story...
The bar is suddenly fixed. Everything is like it was before, except Red is still dead.
Tifa: ^^ Yay!! *runs off*
Vivi: O.o Red?
Red XIII: X_X
Vivi: Ah well.
Vivi dumps Red XIII into Tifa's room and runs off. Moving on to the thieves...
Yuffie: So, what will our thief cult be named?
Tifa runs over.
Tifa: No cults! Especially not thief cults!!
Kidd: It's not a thief cult... It's a...
Zidane: Streaker's club!
Rinoa, Dagger, Selphie, and Quistis run over.
Rinoa, Dagger, Selphie, and Quistis: WE WANNA JOIN!!!
Tifa: So do I!
Yuffie: O.o Never mind, we're not really planning a club.
Tifa: Oh...
The 5 girls walk off.
Kidd: =D That was easy.
Zidane: Now, for the name of the cult...
Back to the guys playing FFX.
Serge: There, the code's complete!!!
Serge restarts the game and a cinema plays. The images amaze everyone...
~*~
Please review!
Disclaimer: QUIT STALKING ME AND ASKING ME IF I OWN STUFF!!! I DON'T!!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!! *throws random object*
~*~
PROLOGUE
With 2 additions, Serge and Kidd,
The party will begin
But which weird guest will crash it?
Did Yuffie screw up again?
Very soon they're coming
What can Yuffie choose?
To 1. give in or to 2. surprise Tifa?
If it 2., she'll awake with a bruise.
~*~
Everyone runs into the bar.
Tifa: AAAAAARRGH!!! YUFFIE!!!!!
Cloud looks around and his eyes land on someone.
Cloud: Aeris?!
Yuffie: No, that's Red XIII... O.o Are you drunk?
Cloud: *giggle* RED!!!!
Yuffie: ... *slowly edges away from Cloud*
Tifa: Yuffie, why are there so many people?!
Yuffie freezes.
Tifa: O_o *takes out a flamethrower and uses it on Yuffie*
Yuffie: You bastard!!
Zidane: *runs over* Hey, that's what the moogle I defrosted called me!
Yuffie: Did you use a flamethrower?
Zidane: No, it was Vivi's magic.
Yuffie: Then you didn't defrost it, Vivi did.
Tifa: *sigh* Yuffie... Hey, don't freeze again!
Yuffie freezes.
Tifa: Dammit! *takes out the flamethrower again and uses*
Yuffie: You bastard!!
Zidane: Hey, that's what the moogle I defrosted called me!
Yuffie: Did you use a flamethrower?
Kidd walks over.
Kidd: Hey, I couldn't help but overhear your interesting conversation!
Yuffie: *grin* So, who are you?
Kidd: I'm a 16-year-old thief!
Yuffie: Me too!
Zidane: And me!!
Yuffie: Who do you two work for?
Kidd: I'm for Radical Dreamers.
Zidane: I work for Tantalus.
Yuffie: I'm an individual.
Kidd and Zidane gasp.
Zidane: Hmm... Maybe we should all make a thief cult so Yuffie can work for someone!
Kidd: Yeah! We need something to protect though...
Yuffie: I protect materia.
Kidd: I protect my amulet.
Zidane: I protect my dagger.
Dagger: *runs over* ZIDANE!!!! *hugz*
Zidane: O_o;; *throws Dagger into a corner* Now, we need something besides marbles, necklaces, and weapons-- *glares at Dagger* --to protect.
Next, Joe is shown rooting through Tifa's drawers.
Joe: WOO WOO!!! (O.o Those are supposed to be the noises a gorilla makes) *pulls a pair of underwear on head*
o.O Meanwhile with Rinoa, Selphie, Quistis, and Dagger.
Dagger: This world of yours is fascinating.
Selphie: *giggle* Wanna hear more?
Rinoa: At night, we all stay up and sneak into the boys' dorms...
Quistis: *words are sensored*
Dagger: ... O_O
O.o On to Tifa. She's walking around, listening to people's conversations and trying to keep everything clean. -_-;; Now, with Barret, Vincent, Cid, Zell, Irvine, Serge, and Steiner.
Steiner: Did you see that? Ayane's skirt just flew up!
All the guys: O.O *stare at screen*
Irvine: That's not a skirt. Believe me.
Zell: How do you know? You wear skirts?
Irvine: Yeah.
Zell: ... *edges away from Irvine*
Cid: This is @#$%ing boring. Half-naked women fight by my house all the time.
Vincent: ...Cid?
Cid: Yeah?
Vincent: That's just Shera in a bathing suit, washing the Highwind. And she's the only one there.
Cid: ...I've been blinded.
Serge: Let's play another game.
Everyone: HE TALKED!!!!
Serge: ...Stop that.
Everyone: Okay.
Serge: Anyway, let's take a vote...
The whole room votes on a game. The results are:
DOA 2 again: 20/22
MGS2: 1/22
Final Fantasy X: 1/22
Tifa: There are only 21 people... Who just came in?!
Seymour is standing at the door.
Seymour: *grin*
Yuffie: So he voted for FFX... GET HIM!!!!
Everyone runs after Seymour, but he escapes first, leaving only a copy of FFX behind.
Yuffie: Hmm... Well, maybe we should play FFX.
Rinoa: Yeah. And whoever thought of MGS2?
Serge: *grin*
Tifa: Let's just play the game...
Serge puts FFX into the PS2.
Steiner: Wait!!! Seymour left something else...
Steiner holds up a sheet of paper.
Serge: It looks like a cheat code.
Steiner: Well, try it! Step 1... Play through the game 20 times without losing any battles. 2... On your 21st game, get past the first Blitzball game by winning it. 3... Beat the game with all the Aeons aquired. 4... Restart the game and a new cinema should play after the opening.
And so, Serge begins playing... Luckily, there is already a save for 20 games beaten... Meanwhile with Cloud and Squall.
Squall: So if you stay up late enough at the Garden, the girls come by and *words are censored*!!! *grin*
Cloud: How old are you?
Squall: 17.
Cloud: You're so immature. I've grown to do better things!
Squall: Like what?
Cloud: Well... *words are censored*
Squall: O_O DEAR GOD!!!!
On to Cait Sith... He's outside the bar, still doing breathing excersizes. O.o A child comes up to him.
Cait Sith: *breathes* Ah... How invigorating...
Child: ...O.o MOMMY!!!! *runs away quickly*
Meanwhile with Red XIII and Vivi.
Red XIII: Did people forget I can talk?
Vivi: *pats Red's back* Don't worry. People think that I'm a plush toy too.
Red XIII: *glare* Are you saying that I'm not living? That I'm DEAD???
Vivi: Yeah, whatever.
Red XIII: Well, that's not much of an insult. But I sure do like killing children! *dives at Vivi*
Vivi uses Doomsday, blowing up the whole bar.
Tifa: AAAAAHH!!! DAMMIT!!!!
Vivi: Uh... Oh, crap.
Tifa runs at Vivi, wielding a broom.
Voice: *sigh* Let's just get on with the story...
The bar is suddenly fixed. Everything is like it was before, except Red is still dead.
Tifa: ^^ Yay!! *runs off*
Vivi: O.o Red?
Red XIII: X_X
Vivi: Ah well.
Vivi dumps Red XIII into Tifa's room and runs off. Moving on to the thieves...
Yuffie: So, what will our thief cult be named?
Tifa runs over.
Tifa: No cults! Especially not thief cults!!
Kidd: It's not a thief cult... It's a...
Zidane: Streaker's club!
Rinoa, Dagger, Selphie, and Quistis run over.
Rinoa, Dagger, Selphie, and Quistis: WE WANNA JOIN!!!
Tifa: So do I!
Yuffie: O.o Never mind, we're not really planning a club.
Tifa: Oh...
The 5 girls walk off.
Kidd: =D That was easy.
Zidane: Now, for the name of the cult...
Back to the guys playing FFX.
Serge: There, the code's complete!!!
Serge restarts the game and a cinema plays. The images amaze everyone...
~*~
Please review!
