Disclaimer: I don't own stuff! *grin*
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The party's begun
And it will end soon
Everyone will leave
...Except the baboon.
Will this chapter get going?
Why's Red XIII dead?
Is the author demented
In the head?
Just you wait, Tifa
The biggest surprise
Is the guest
That is yet to arrive...
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Vincent: EEEW!!!!
Barret: Oh, lord!!!! GROSS!!
Cid: This is a NUDE code!!! DISGUSTING!!!
Everyone: ...
Vincent: You LIKE nudity.
Cid: Not this kind...
On the tv screen... A door with the sign 'WOMENS' BATHROOM' on it is shown. A flush is heard and Tidus walks out. O_o;; The scene goes into the bathroom... Wakka is shown, drunk and completely naked. He's dancing to some funky porno music playing in the background. Three bathrooms stalls open. Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu walk out, wearing only skimpy bikinis. Yuna grabs Wakka by the hair and dips his head into a toilet. Rikku flushes. Wakka's head is now half-way down a pipe filled with crap. Lulu pulls his head out and hits him with a hammer. 'Suteki Da Ne' starts playing.
Everyone: O_O;;
Irvine: Okay, what the hell was that?!
Zell: Apparently, the three women abusing Wakka...
Steiner: But don't you understand? This is what the real meaning of FFX is.
Everyone: ...??
Vincent: FFX is really rated M? Just look at all the porn!! =D
Steiner: No... Close...
Serge: FFX is really Conker's Bad Fur Day developed by Square?
Steiner: o.O Close. FFX is all about love.
Everyone: Aww... *misty eyes*
Vincent: *sniff sniff* You're talking about the ending scene?
Steiner: No, dumbass. You see, Wakka is a player who's been with all three of the FFX women... So they teamed up to get Tidus's crap on his lovely hair!
Everyone: ...O.o
Zell: That's love?
Steiner: Yep! *grin*
Cid: ...I now officially hate Square. And the PS2. All games, for that matter.
Irvine: Yeah. Let's go home and wash our eyes out.
Tifa: *runs over* Wait, don't leave!!! Let's all play... A FINAL FANTASY!!!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!
Tifa: *to Rinoa, Dagger, Quistis, and Selphie* Well, I guess our strip party thing has been delayed...
Rinoa: It's okay. Let's all go watch Cloud crossdress!!! =D
Tifa: Who said we're playing FFVII? We might play something else.
Selphie: Hmm... I can watch myself crash into Squall!!!
Rinoa: *glare* And I can watch me and Squall dance.
Dagger: I can see Zidane follow me off Alexandria castle!
Tifa: I can see Aeris die!
Quitis: And I can watch myself get fired!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!
Everyone: O_o;;
Quistis: ...Sorry.
Meanwhile, with Kidd, Yuffie, and Zidane...
Kidd: So, the name of the cult is 16-YOT.
Yuffie: Huh??
Kidd: 16-Year-Old-Thieves!
Yuffie: How original! ...We can get arrested.
Zidane: I like the name.
Yuffie: ...So do I. *grin* Now, what is that thing?...
Kidd is holding a yo-yo.
Kidd: We're gonna protect it! *grin*
Zidane: It's a piece of crap!
Yuffie: Yeah, we need something better!
Dagger runs over.
Dagger: You need something to protect? *hint hint, wink wink*
Zidane: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Zidane quickly runs off.
Dagger: ZIDAAAAAAANE!!!!!!! =D *follows him*
Yuffie: Our cult sucks.
Kidd: Yeah, there goes a member...
Yuffie: Hey, they're starting a Final Fantasy over there!
Tifa: *runs over* Yeah, let's all go watch.
Yuffie and Kidd run over to the PS2. Meanwhile with Cloud and Squall.
Squall: I need a hole in my dorm... =DDD
Tifa: *runs over* Let's all go play FFs!!!
Cloud: Okay!!!
Tifa: Hmm... What are you doing?
Squall: N-nothing...
Cloud: We sure weren't talking about holes...
Tifa: =P I know what you're doing, Cloud! YOU WILL PAY!!!! *runs off*
Cloud: Dammit...
Meanwhile Cait Sith is still doing breathing excersizes. O.o Onto Vivi...
Vivi: I sure hope Tifa doesn't find Red XIII dead in her room...
Tifa: *runs over* Hey Vivi! Wanna go watch yourself beat the crap outta 3 Black Waltzes?
Vivi: YAY!!! :D
Tifa and Vivi go to the PS2.
Cloud: I'm gonna play cause I rule you all. :D And I choose to play FF... VII!!
Yuffie puts FFVII into the PS2 and the game starts.
Cloud: O.o What the hell is that thing?! It's so... HORRID!!!!! *shields eyes*
Vincent: ...That's Aeris.
Cloud: ...Oh.
The game starts.
Cloud: Eeeeew... What's that?!
Vincent: You. You're the main character.
Cloud: O.o Damn.
Barret: What's up with all the spelling errors??
Tifa: Yes... What the hell is a ''???
Voice: It's ''.
Tifa: Huh?? That's not the author's voice...
Everyone turns to see a figure at the door...
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The party's begun
And it will end soon
Everyone will leave
...Except the baboon.
Will this chapter get going?
Why's Red XIII dead?
Is the author demented
In the head?
Just you wait, Tifa
The biggest surprise
Is the guest
That is yet to arrive...
~*~
Vincent: EEEW!!!!
Barret: Oh, lord!!!! GROSS!!
Cid: This is a NUDE code!!! DISGUSTING!!!
Everyone: ...
Vincent: You LIKE nudity.
Cid: Not this kind...
On the tv screen... A door with the sign 'WOMENS' BATHROOM' on it is shown. A flush is heard and Tidus walks out. O_o;; The scene goes into the bathroom... Wakka is shown, drunk and completely naked. He's dancing to some funky porno music playing in the background. Three bathrooms stalls open. Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu walk out, wearing only skimpy bikinis. Yuna grabs Wakka by the hair and dips his head into a toilet. Rikku flushes. Wakka's head is now half-way down a pipe filled with crap. Lulu pulls his head out and hits him with a hammer. 'Suteki Da Ne' starts playing.
Everyone: O_O;;
Irvine: Okay, what the hell was that?!
Zell: Apparently, the three women abusing Wakka...
Steiner: But don't you understand? This is what the real meaning of FFX is.
Everyone: ...??
Vincent: FFX is really rated M? Just look at all the porn!! =D
Steiner: No... Close...
Serge: FFX is really Conker's Bad Fur Day developed by Square?
Steiner: o.O Close. FFX is all about love.
Everyone: Aww... *misty eyes*
Vincent: *sniff sniff* You're talking about the ending scene?
Steiner: No, dumbass. You see, Wakka is a player who's been with all three of the FFX women... So they teamed up to get Tidus's crap on his lovely hair!
Everyone: ...O.o
Zell: That's love?
Steiner: Yep! *grin*
Cid: ...I now officially hate Square. And the PS2. All games, for that matter.
Irvine: Yeah. Let's go home and wash our eyes out.
Tifa: *runs over* Wait, don't leave!!! Let's all play... A FINAL FANTASY!!!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!
Tifa: *to Rinoa, Dagger, Quistis, and Selphie* Well, I guess our strip party thing has been delayed...
Rinoa: It's okay. Let's all go watch Cloud crossdress!!! =D
Tifa: Who said we're playing FFVII? We might play something else.
Selphie: Hmm... I can watch myself crash into Squall!!!
Rinoa: *glare* And I can watch me and Squall dance.
Dagger: I can see Zidane follow me off Alexandria castle!
Tifa: I can see Aeris die!
Quitis: And I can watch myself get fired!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!
Everyone: O_o;;
Quistis: ...Sorry.
Meanwhile, with Kidd, Yuffie, and Zidane...
Kidd: So, the name of the cult is 16-YOT.
Yuffie: Huh??
Kidd: 16-Year-Old-Thieves!
Yuffie: How original! ...We can get arrested.
Zidane: I like the name.
Yuffie: ...So do I. *grin* Now, what is that thing?...
Kidd is holding a yo-yo.
Kidd: We're gonna protect it! *grin*
Zidane: It's a piece of crap!
Yuffie: Yeah, we need something better!
Dagger runs over.
Dagger: You need something to protect? *hint hint, wink wink*
Zidane: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Zidane quickly runs off.
Dagger: ZIDAAAAAAANE!!!!!!! =D *follows him*
Yuffie: Our cult sucks.
Kidd: Yeah, there goes a member...
Yuffie: Hey, they're starting a Final Fantasy over there!
Tifa: *runs over* Yeah, let's all go watch.
Yuffie and Kidd run over to the PS2. Meanwhile with Cloud and Squall.
Squall: I need a hole in my dorm... =DDD
Tifa: *runs over* Let's all go play FFs!!!
Cloud: Okay!!!
Tifa: Hmm... What are you doing?
Squall: N-nothing...
Cloud: We sure weren't talking about holes...
Tifa: =P I know what you're doing, Cloud! YOU WILL PAY!!!! *runs off*
Cloud: Dammit...
Meanwhile Cait Sith is still doing breathing excersizes. O.o Onto Vivi...
Vivi: I sure hope Tifa doesn't find Red XIII dead in her room...
Tifa: *runs over* Hey Vivi! Wanna go watch yourself beat the crap outta 3 Black Waltzes?
Vivi: YAY!!! :D
Tifa and Vivi go to the PS2.
Cloud: I'm gonna play cause I rule you all. :D And I choose to play FF... VII!!
Yuffie puts FFVII into the PS2 and the game starts.
Cloud: O.o What the hell is that thing?! It's so... HORRID!!!!! *shields eyes*
Vincent: ...That's Aeris.
Cloud: ...Oh.
The game starts.
Cloud: Eeeeew... What's that?!
Vincent: You. You're the main character.
Cloud: O.o Damn.
Barret: What's up with all the spelling errors??
Tifa: Yes... What the hell is a ''???
Voice: It's ''.
Tifa: Huh?? That's not the author's voice...
Everyone turns to see a figure at the door...
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