Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my ideas. Companies that I highly respect *cough* own everything else. :D

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PROLOGUE

So now they're all playing

FFVII, but why?

Is this crossover an MST?

Will they get to the part where Aeris dies?

Will the party ever end?

Will it ever BEGIN?

Maybe I should delete this fic

And type it all again...

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The figure is a girl who looks strangely like Yo-Yo Yoko from Ehrgeiz.

Girl who's probably Yoko: Give it back! *points to Kidd*

Kidd: Give what back??

Girl who's probably Yoko: My yo-yo!

Kidd: I don't have it.

Yuffie: Yes you do, don't lie!! Lying is bad!!

Kidd glares at Yuffie and hands the girl her yo-yo.

Girl who's probably Yoko: Thanks.

The girl starts toward the door.

Tifa: Wait! Who the hell are you?

Girl who's definitely Yoko: Yo-Yo Yoko. And I know you.

Tifa: I know. I'm in Ehrgeiz! :D

Yoko: Let's fight!

Tifa: Oh shit.

Cloud: Come on, we need a chick fight! *gets slapped by Tifa*

Squall: Yeah, chick fight!!!! :D *gets slapped by Rinoa*

Zidane: Chick fight! Chick fight! Chick fight! *gets slapped by Dagger*

Serge: *points to a pile of mud that's conveniently in the middle of the bar* Fight in that mud! *gets slapped by Kidd*

Yoko: *sigh* Well, I'm leaving...

Yoko goes outside. A moment later, she runs inside, looking freaked out.

Yoko: There's a dead cat and a giant other dead thing on your lawn!!

Tifa: Hmm... *runs outside* Hey everyone, Cait Sith stopped breathing!!!

Everyone: YAY~!!!!!!!!!!

Tifa runs back in.

Yoko: Well, there's no way that I'm going back outside.

Tifa: Then spend Christmas with us!

Yoko: YAY!!!!! Er... I mean... Darn.

Yoko joins everyone by the PS2.

Cloud: *eyes glazed over* Wow. That was a short game.

Yuffie: You beat it already?! O.o

Cloud: Yeah...

Everyone: ...

Tifa: Well, there's nothing to do now...

Yuffie: Why didn't you make Christmas gifts for us, Tifa?

Tifa: Shut up.

Everyone: ...

Cloud: ...ALCOHOL!!!!!

Everyone: YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Cloud starts passing out alcohol. Everyone gets drunk and passes out on the floor. Soon, they all leave. After the party... Tifa is shown standing in the middle of her bar. Piss and vomit is all over the floor.

Tifa: *sigh* Better get to work... *pulls out a mop*

Yuffie runs in.

Yuffie: Hey, wazzup.

Tifa: Yuffie, you started the party! You better clean this all up!

Yuffie: NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Yuffie runs out of the room. A spaceship is sitting outside. She gets in and flies away.

Tifa: O_o;; What the hell...?

And so, Christmas was a joyous festivity.

Tifa: Joyous my ass!!!! *tries to kill the author* I have to clean all this piss and vomit!!!!

Now, Christmas is over. And we can only await the next Christmas, when we have a huge party involving FFI, FFIV, FFVI, FFVII, FFVIII, FFIX, FFX, CC, and CT!!!

Tifa: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!! YOU HEARTLESS BITCH!!!!!!! *runs out of the bar, screaming*

O.o Merry Christmas, everyone!!

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Thanks for reading. The fic is now complete, so please review!!