Marshmallow Street!
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Author Note: Sesamee Street has gone Marshmallows! Sesamee Street is copyrighted to Sesamee Street,
and Rayearth is copyrighted to.... someone who made rayearth. How should I know?! Chef Boyardee
(how do you spell that?!) is copyrighted to itself...... like everything else.

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Umi: Oh, Shut up....
Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Umi: Oh, hi kids! Welcome to Marhmallow Street! Here's Big bird!
Mokona: PUUU! PUU PU PU!!!!!!!
Umi: OK! OK! Say hi to my marshmallow jellybean, Mokona.
Kids: HE'S NOT A JELLYBEAN!!!!!
Umi: FUU?!
Fuu: Y-yes, Miss Umi?
Umi: WHY DID YOU LET THESE KIDS IN HERE?!
Fuu: They're fans of your shows! (see 'Mokona`s Clues')
Umi: Juuuuust great. The same toddlers from my last embarrassment.....
Hikaru: UMI!!!!
Umi: NOW WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!
Hikaru: On with the show!
Umi: Oh, right. Today is ABC day, where you stupid idiots learn the alphabet.....
Kids: Umm um um um um!!! She said a bad word!
Umi: Let's just git this thing over with!
Fuu: Come ON, Miss Umi!
Umi: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO!!!!!
Fuu: How 'bout you and me sit down and have lemonade....
Umi: WHY?!
Fuu: It'll cool you down.
Hikaru: Yeah, come on! Ferio?
Ferio: Yeah?
Hikaru: Turn on a commercial or too.
Ferio: You spelled "two" wrong...
Hikaru: How can you tell? I said the word, but I didn't spell it!
Ferio: Well, If you look next to your name, it says, "Turn on a commercial or TOO".
Hikaru: Would you shut up on turn on a commercial?!
Ferio: OK, I just thought I would point that out two you.
Hikaru: You spelled "to" wrong.....
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(a Chef Boyardee comercial. You know, The place that makes soup and ravioli and all that good stuff?
no? Maybe you'll recognise the comercial....)
Princess Emeraude: (in apron, in a factory) Now, remember, Junior, a little bit of sauce, little bit of
cheese.
Hikaru: Little bit of sauce, little bit o cheese. Little bit o sauce, little bit o cheese. Hey, Hikari, you like-a
more cheese?
Hikari: Ruff Ruff!
Hikaru: I like-a more cheese, two!
Ferio: You spelled "too" wrong....
(Hikaru squirts cheese all over Ferio and the factory, and the factory explodes)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Zagato: New Chef Boyardee ravioli! With MORE CHEESE!!!
Eme: Mama-meeyah...

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Nova: Now, back too Sesamee Street!
Ferio: You spelled "to" wrong.....
Nova: RUBY LIGHTNING!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

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Mokona: Pu pu pu!
Umi: Fuu.. please don't make me do this.....
Fuu: Come on, hurry it up! We still have to do Tellietubbies after this!!!
Umi: My worst nightmare..... anyway, here's the Alphabet....
A,B,C,D,E,F,G! H,I,J,K,LMNOP! Q,R,S; T,U,V; W,X; Y,Z! Now I know my ABC's! Next time don't make
me sing please!!!!
Hikaru: THAT'S not going to teach them! You have to show them items that START with the letters!!!
Umi: Ok.....
(holds up a cardboard cut-out of A)
Umi: This is the letter A. Ascot! Oh, Ascot!
Ascot: Yeah?
Umi: Come here!
(Ascot stands next to Umi)
(Umi writes on the camera with a dry-erase marker in front of Ascot. It reads:)
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ASCOT

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Umi: As you can see, this little twerp's.....
(Ascot blushes)
Umi: ... name starts with the letter A. Now say, Ascot, ready? AAAAAAAAAAASCOTT!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAASCOTT.
Umi: Good! Now, what's the dwarf's name?
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCOTT!!!
Umi: Er.... ASCOT.
Kids: No, you said his name was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCOTT!!!
Umi: FORGET WHAT I SAID!!!!! HIS NAME IS ASCOT!!!!!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCOTT!!!!!
Umi: ASCOT!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCOTT!!!!!
Umi: Beat it, Ascot! You're confusing the kids!
Ascot: B-But I--
Umi: GO!!!
Ascot: Ok....
(Ascot leaves)
Umi: Let's move on to B. B is for brats. Like you all.
Kids: UMM UM UM UM UM!!!!
Umi: I-I mean.... uh... bunnies.
Kids: Why is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCOTT still there?
Umi: What?
Kids: On the screen!
Hikaru: HIKARI!!!!!

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!

Umi: Like I was saying, B is for bunnies. Mokona's a... uh....
Mokona: Pu?
Umi: Uh..... a... marshmallow that looks kinda like a bunnie.....
Mokona: PU PU PU!!!!!
Umi: Oh, yeah!
(draws sign in front of Mokona that reads:)
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BUNNY

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Umi: Say Bunny. Buh-Knee. Bunny!
Kids: Mo-ko-na
Umi: THE WORD IS BUNNY!!!!!!
Kid: MOKONA'S NOT A BUNNY!
Kids: YEEEAAAH!!!!!
Umi: EXCUSE ME?!
Kids: Buh-Knee
Umi: That's better.
(Kid giggles)
Umi: WHAT?!
Kid: You have --
(Kids cover his mouth)
Kid: Mmmrgle smoe mmph grphle....
Umi: I HAVE WHAT?!?!?!?!
Kid:(frees himself from hands) You have toothpaste on your face!!!!
Kids: SHHH!!!!!!!!!
Umi: MAKEUP!!!!
(Hikari licks Umi's face and the screen)
Umi: GROSS!!!!!!
Hikaru: (through clenched teeth) Umi... get on to C and no one gets hurt.....
Umi: Time for C. C is for cool. That's me :D
Kid: Yeah right!
Kids: SHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Umi: Ya wanna run that by me again?!
Kid: I said... uh.. you're right!
Umi: I thought so...
(Writes "COOL" with an arrow pointing to herself)
Umi: Say, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- oh wait, better not do that....
Kids: COOOOOOOOOO - oh wait, better not do that...
Umi: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
Kid: YES!
(A girl steps on his foot)
Kid: I - I mean, no.
Umi: Say cool.
Kids: Cool.
Umi: YEAH! WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS!!! Now D. D is for dumb preschoolers.
Hikaru: UMI?!
Umi: sreloohcserp bmud rof si D is for doughnut.
(Erases cool and writes DOUGHNUT)
Umi: MRGLE SMACK GOBBLE CHOMP BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!
Kids: Huh?
Umi: Huh? Oh, sorry, I was eating... the doughnut... I... was... supposed... to... Oh boy, have I gotten myself
into trouble......
Kids: WHAT? WHAT?
Umi: Uh... I'll be right back..... Hikaru, tell Ferio two turn on a commercial whilst I go too the Doughnut Stop, kay?
Ferio: YOU SPELLED TO WRONG!!!!! TWICE!!!!
Hikaru: Just turn on a commercial, Ferio.....
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(A Taco Bell commercial. Do I need too say who it's coptrighted two? :] )

Hikari: Yo quiero Taco Bell!

END OF COMMERCIAL

(Hey, I don't watch Taco Bell commercials! That's the only line I know!)

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Ferio: You spelled "to" wrong......
Author: NO I DID NOT!
Ferio: Yes you did. Twice.
Author: That would be to times, right?
Ferio: There you go again!
Author: There I do WHAT again?
Ferio: Spelled "two" wrong!
Author: CUT THAT OUT!!!
Ferio: YOU cut it out!
Author: It's MY story! I can do whatever I want!
Ferio: Oh yeah?
Author: YEAH!!!!
Ferio: Prove it.
(Kids, don't try this at home with your siblings or parents)(like you'd want to do it with your parents)
Author: Come come! Minna-san! (which is everyone, by the way) Time for a discussion!
All: What kind of discussion?
Author: The democratic death of Ferio!
Fuu: Oh no!
Author: Oh, yes! It's a secret ballet. Vallet. Mallet. Bleh, whatever. A secret voting.
Kids: Oooo!
Umi: I'm BAAAACK!!!

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Umi: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Kids: SHHH!!! It's a secret mallet!
Umi: For what?
Hikaru: Ferio dies or lives.
Umi: GOODY!!!
Kids: SHHH!!!!!
Author: Here's a piece of paper. Just write "dies" or "lives"
Umi: OK.....

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Author: WE HAVE THE RESULTS!!!!!!
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What exactly ARE the results? Why am I doing this? Are you going two read the next chapter or what?
Get moving!

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Ferio: You spelled "to" wrong......