Okay, gosh here's another one of those fiches, they just seem to pop up everywhere!
Oh shut up, let me do the talking, like, for all those disclaimers and, like, junk check out part two. This one features Draco, and has possibly nothing to do with the other fic, but Poppy insist on them being put to…, toget…, like, in the same place. Gosh can't you so see where the brains in this relationship are.
Yea sure Pippa, please Read and review afterwards, thanks!
Niceties, and necessities.
Hufflepuffs, why does are table have to be near the Hufflepuffs, spineless, degrading, bottom feeders.
Oh, Draco, you always say that, what do you have against Hufflepuff, their the sweetest kindest people we know of, you should be proud to be seated next to them.
Shut up. You're giving me a headache.
Oh dear, I am sorry, maybe we should go up to the dorms for a lie down, I'm sure that would make you feel better.
Grrrrrr
What was that Dracy darling, I didn't quite catch it.
I was just thinking how annoying it is to have a mental voice in my head that tells me to be good, that's not the Malfoy way.
Nonsense dear, and don't stamp your foot, your father has a nice voice in his head, hmm, if I remember it was what stopped him from drowning you when you were born, ahh, now don't pout. Oh dear did I upset you I didn't mean to.
Quiet. Ouch, Longbottom what a pleasant surprise, and carrying a pail full of frogs spawn as well. Oh dear it appears to have slopped all down my front, perhaps I should go to Professor Snape see what he has to say?
Draco! Apologise to young Neville at once! How dare you treat him like that, listen to his voice, he's scared out of his wits end, in fact I think he's shaking.
I will not apologies to a Longbottom, never ever ever ever.
Stop being so stubborn, or do I have to go into another version of it's a small world after all, hm.
NO,
There, didn't you enjoyed the satisfied relief on that young boys face?
I think it was more a look of astonishment.
Well however way you like to interpret it dear, oh look here's the common room.
Great, If I go to sleep quickly I won't have to listen to anymore of your lectures on being nice.
Now Draco remember, It's nice to be nice.
Well my mother never thought me that.
Dear I have often learned that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Don't use the word hell dear, its not nice, remember to put that sickle into the swear jar when we get upstairs.
I refuse.
It's a world of laughter, it's a world of tears, it's a world of fun it's a world of fears…
ALL RIGHT, here I put five in does that make you happy?
Yes dear, now before you go to sleep, say your prayers.
What! But I don't believe in god.
My goodness, you blasphemous boy, say your hail Mary five times, otherwise I will sing all seventeen verses of just imagine, followed with an encore of I love you.
Hailmaryfullofgrace.
Well done dear, now I hope you brushed your teeth.
Yes.
Goodnight Draco darling.
Goodnight demon of the neither world.
I love you, you love me, were a happy family…
I mean honey.
