For disclaimers and all that junk, check part one (And if your not bothered, all characters belong to their creator, JK Rowling, except for Persephone, Ginny's voice, she's mine.) For a laugh, um read on! Please tell me what you think by, (drum roll) reviewing.
Puppy Love.
I'm not crying, I'm not crying.
Oh I beg to differ.
Shut up. There you see I've stopped. Oh but it's not fair. I want him; he's mine by right, by need.
Oh dear the princess of the Weasly family is getting angry, well this is a big surprise. And what are you going to do?
I'm, I'm… not sure.
Wonderful, well that's that campaign out the window.
No, I'm going to get him back. Out of her greasy clutches. She doesn't deserve him, doesn't know how to treat him properly.
Marvelous darling, well you've stretched your puny supply of courage to the breaking point so now what, before you chicken out?
I'm going to march in there and…
Take him back? Just a suggestion.
Yea, I'm going to get him back.
Great, ok Ginny just open the door.
I… I can't!
God give me strength. Ok this is simple Ginny just reach up your hand.
Like this?
Good and twist the handle, excellent Gin, you're a natural. Ok can you handle walking out the door yourself?
Ha, ha very funny, I don't think. Oh dear can you hear that?
Yes, it appears to be someone groaning.
It's Hermione. Damn, this door always creeks. Um, hi Hermione, Ron.
Good now just ask nicely, and you can get back to being the spineless jellyfish all fanfic writers make you out to be.
Oh they're all looking at me.
Just take a deep breath and don't mess up like you always do.
Hermione, I want Crookshanks back. He's much happier in my room.
Well done Ginny, except I really don't think your choice of things to be brave about is, well, good. Remember, cats make me sneeze.
Oh shut up. Who's a little baby, who's your mummy. Oh that's right that's right. Oh give me a kiss. Good boy.
Oh jeez.
