Read if your mind jumps to dirty conclusions.

Questions from Fred and George Weasley.

Why does Filch like Snape so much?

How is Mrs Norris connected with Filch?

I wonder why Ron and Hermione argue like a couple?

Is Professor McGonagall a virgin?

How did you-know-who get so many followers?

What did you-know-who do to get his followers?

Why is there a packet of condoms in mums room?

Eugh, why is there a used condom in mums bed?

Why am I being sick, I wonder...

Why does Ginny like Harry so much?

Why are Crabbe and Goyle so devoted to Draco Malfoy?

Why do the teachers like Hermione so much?

Why do the teachers meet in private, magically locked rooms?

What did Harry and Ron do when it was just them in

their dorm at Christmas?

How did Hermione really become friends (cough, cough) with them?

Does Snape have children?

What did Professor McGonagall do to become deputy head and Head of

Gryffindor?

How does Dumbledore treat his teachers in private?

Whos in love in Hogwarts?

Does anyone make love in Hogwarts?

Did Salazar Slytherin ever make love?

Was Salazar Slytherin bitter because he caught his girlfriend, er, *cough,

cough*, with his mother?

Why did Hogwarts get built so far away from the rest of the world?

What did Karkakoff teach?

What size bra does Madame Maxime wear?

Is Madame Maxime a virgin?

Did anyone get lost in Madame Maxime?

No, 'in' isn't a mistake.....

Why does Hagrids bed have loose springs?

Who secretly knows Dumbledores office password?

What happens when Filch has a student for detention?

Are there any transexuals here?

Does Hermione have a definition for everything?

Everything including nymphomaniac?

Is she a nymphomaniac?

What size bra does Hermione wear?

What size bra does anyone wear?

Whos started their periods?

Don't be an idiot George, you know what periods are, I know first hand...

Why the hell are we asking so many questions?

Whats stiff down there?

Why are you wearing a bra Fred?

OH MY GOD!