Hiya! This is some fucked up story I've been writing during school. It's really messed up. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY

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Nadeshiko: * Walks in dragging a reluctant Gohan * Now stay still!

Gohan: Oh Kami…

Nadeshiko: * Gives him the eye O.o *

Gohan: Where's the exit?

Nadeshiko: Um, right over there… Hey! You're trying to get away from me!

Gohan: No! I never said I was!

Nadeshiko: Get him evil fruitcakes!

* Evil fruitcakes attack Gohan *

Gohan: Ahh! Mercy!

Nadeshiko: I knew you'd take it my way :) Anyways, this is some fucked up story I made. Cool isn't it? No? Well, it's not cool just yet, but it'll get funny later… I hope…

Gohan: Did anyone forget about me??

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Nadeshiko: * Kicks a piece of corn repeatedly *

Quatre: What are you doing to that poor piece of corn?!

Wufei: this is injustice!

Nadeshiko: Kicking a piece of corn is injustice?

Wufei: What? No, no, I meant it's injustice to have relationships with other men

Nadeshiko: O.o queer…

Heero: Omae wa korosu

Nadeshiko: Omae wa korosu

Heero: * whimpers *

Duo: Heero! Come on, let's get to work in bed!

Nadeshiko: Disturbing gay people…

Heero: Coming! * Skips away *

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Nadeshiko: AHHHH! The British are coming!

Usagi: AHHH! We're all gonna die!

* British people march into room *

Ami: How fascinating!

Nadeshiko: * stares at one of the guy's butt * Yup, very fascinating…

British Dude: We have come here to kill you!

Mysterious Voice: Not if I can help it!

Nadeshiko: It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It is a bird! Wait… hold on… * gets out binoculars * Umm, forget that. It's really the Great Saiyaman.

British Dude #2: Sayingman?

Saiyaman: No, Saiyaman!

British People: Oh, Sayaiman!

* Kills all of the British with his finger… pinky to be exact *

Nadeshiko: My hero! * Does a funky dance *

Saiyaman: What an odd person… * flies away *

Usagi: * Occupied eating Kami knows what *

Ami: *Reading *

Nadeshiko: * Acting stupid *

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Nadeshiko: Vegeta!

Janet: Brett!

Brett: Janet! Oops, sorry, wrong show…

Nadeshiko: Odd… * Spots Vegeta beating the living shit out of Trunks * I better stop this disturbing act of violence… later. * Sits down and watches *

* Hour Later *

Nadeshiko: * Still watching * I'll help now.

* Runs over to Vegeta and grabs his hair *

Vegeta: Gah! Not the hair! I spent a lot of money just to get it right!

Trunks: Kami! Finally! Sheesh… * Walks into the house all bloody and crap *

Bra: * Walks outside and hugs Vegeta * Daddy? What happened to Trunks? He's bleeding a lot and saying a lot of potty words.

Vegeta: Uh… Who knows. Now go help your mother do something.

Bra: Otay! * Runs off, slamming into a tree in the process *

Nadeshiko: What a sad little girl…

Vegeta: Say that again!

Nadeshiko: I said, what a sad little girl

Vegeta: Shit, I was hoping you didn't say it.

Nadeshiko: o.o…… ooookay, anyways, I gotta go. * goes poof in a green fog *

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Nadeshiko: * Appears in outer space * Gah! Shit! I can't breath! *gasps for air but there is none, uh oh :) *

* Ship appears out of hyper space *

Nadeshiko: * turning blue * * Swims to spaceship * * Soor of ship opens * * Swims in *

Nadeshiko: I can breath again! :) * Does a funky dance *

People: * stare *

Nadeshiko: Nik!! * Backs up * * Head hits metal pole * * passes out *

DARKNESS!!!!

Nadeshiko: * Wakes up *

Gene: You've been out cold for 3 years! That's a long time!

Nadeshiko: No, really? I never knew 3 years was a long time!

Gene: * gasp * Me neither! We must be twins!!

Nadeshiko: What an odd person… odd and sad…

Melfina: * monotone voice * My life sucks, my life suck, my life sucks, my life…

Nadeshiko: Shut the fuck up!

Melfina: * meep *

Nadeshiko: I am almighty!

Gene: o.o;;

Jim: Sup my homies? Der be some fat motha fucka hoe in da kitchen, yo!

Nadeshiko: What the hell… he's talking shit!

Gene: He's been doing that all the time since he started watching MTV

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Gene: Quit it!

Nadeshiko: ………………………..

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Nadeshiko:………………….

Gene: grrrrrrr

Nadeshiko: ……………………..

Gene: ……………………….

Nadeshiko: ………………….

Gene: QUIT IT!!!

Nadeshiko: * meep *

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Well, that pretty much raps up my little story. Messed up isn't it? Ya, I thought so. I might add some more. I know the Outlaw Star scene at the end was sort of incomplete but hey. It's really late and it's a school night. My dads nagging me to go to bed so what can I do? Well, please review!! Bye! *~ Senshi Nadeshiko, the Megumi of All Stupidity