*at the Three Light's house, Yaten and Taiki are laying on the couch reading
magazines*

YATEN: *laughing at magazine*

TAIKI: *looks at Yaten, the notices the magazine is upside down* Why are you
laughing? The magazing is upside down.

YATEN: I'm not laughing at the magazine, *drops magazine showing he's looking
at a thin paperback book* I'm looking at your first grade school pictures!

TAIKI: *leaps out of chair and smacks it out of his hand*

*Makoto comes through the door and ringing a bell like crazy*

MAKOTO: Yahoo! Guess what guys?

YATEN: The British are coming?

YATEN: *looks dumbfolded at Yaten* No, silly! Kentaro and I are going
out today!

TAIKI: Cool, where?

MAKOTO: We found this cool Japanese restaurant by the road and since it's
almost our aniversary, we're going to have dinner there! *dings bell like an
idiot, runs around the place and out of the door... BOOM!!!*

SEIYA: *from outside* OW! MAKO-CHAN!

MAKOTO: *from outside* You broke my bell!

SEIYA: You belled me with it! *walks inside with some of his hair out of
place, and closes door behind him* Hey guys.

Y & T: Hey. *read magazines... and the yearbook*

SEIYA: *next to Yaten* Whatchya reading?

YATEN: Taiki in kintergarden.

TAIKI: *wide eyed, leaps out of chair and knocks it out of Yaten's hands!*

SEIYA: Whoa!... Anyway, today, I saw Usagi again at the mall!

YATEN: For the last time man, ask her out!

SEIYA: But you know I don't go on new person dates!

TAIKI: You don't go on any dates!

SEIYA: Now that's... that's true.

YATEN: What could go wrong? She likes what you like, you two see each other
for a long time... plus, she likes ya.

SEIYA: You're just saying that.

TAIKI: Not really, we called her on the phone and told her you liked her and
she said she liked you to.

YATEN: *picks up phone* Don't worry, Taiki. I'm calling you an ambulance.

TAIKI: But I'm not hurt.

YATEN: Yeah but you soon will be!

*Seiya is ready to hurt Taiki*

TAIKI: Yikes! *runs away*

SEIYA: *chases him*

YATEN: *picks up yearbook and continues to read*

***

*Tsukino Usagi walks up to the Three Light's house and knocks on the door*

*Yaten answers it*

YATEN: Hey, you must be here for Seiya.

USAGI: Oh yeah, Seiya is the cutest band member of the Three Lights.

YATEN: *feels offended*

USAGI: Would you take off my coat? *turns her back to Yaten*

YATEN: Certainly. *takes off Usagi's coat and sees that she is wearing a blue
cotton dress that sort of sparkles and her breast is sort of showing*
*breaths heavily but doesn't make a sound because she looks so sexy*

USAGI: *turns around to Yaten*

YATEN: *quickly smiles* Seiya, you're date is here!

TAIKI: *pokes head out of bathroom* He's almost ready. *gets back in the
bathroom and walks to Seiya who is wearing his Air Force dress blues*

SEIYA: I don't know if I can do it, man. I have always loved Usagi but I've
never been on a date with... never been on a date period.

TAIKI: You'll do fine. You've got your nameplate, your adorn, your tie,
your hat--

SEIYA: It's called a cover!

TAIKI: Sorry, you'll do fine. Is your hair okay?

SEIYA: How should I know? You did my hair.

TAIKI: Let me comb it. *takes out comb and strokes Seiya's hair with
it* It's in the form of a ponytail, just as you like it.

SEIYA: Thanks, mom.

TAIKI: *stops* What?

SEIYA: I said... thanks, man.

TAIKI: *smiles, and stops* You'll be fine, Batman.

SEIYA: But what If I screw up badly?

TAIKI: Seiya... we're talking about Usagi Tsukino here.

*outside, Yaten is looking at Seiya's baby pictures*

YATEN: *laughs*

USAGI: What's so funny?

YATEN: Seiya was afraid of a camera when he was four. See how he covered it up?
*shows it to Usagi*

USAGI: He's doing that because he's butt naked. He doesn't want anybody to
see his privates.

YATEN: *looks closer at picture, then to Usagi* Well he didn't do a good job
of it.

*in the bathroom, both Taiki and Seiya are sitting on the closed toilet as
Taiki is brushing Seiya's hair*

SEIYA: Okay, I think that's enough brushing to last me three dates with Usagi!

TAIKI: *tosses brush away and puts arm around Seiya* Man, you'll be fine.
You haven't even left the house yet, and you're already in a comfortable
position!

SEIYA: *gives Taiki a strange look knowing he's sitting on the toilet with
Taiki and he has his arm around him!*

***

*Usagi and Seiya arrive at a nice romatic restaurant, with violin music being
played and the place smells like musk*

SEIYA: *uneasy* Ohhh.

USAGI: Let's sit over here. *points to a romantic table for two by the
window with one candle in the center and the moonlight shows through the
large windows*

SEIYA: Yeah! *sits down*

USAGI: Shouldn't the man help the woman in her seat?

SEIYA: *uneasily gets up and walks to Usagi's cahir and puls it out for her*

USAGI: And would you take my coat?

SEIYA: *uneasily takes off Usagi's coat, and after he saw Usagi dressed in that
blue, he nearly passed out*

USAGI: *sits down*

SEIYA: *puts Usagi's coat on her chair and sits across from her*

USAGI: *giggles* I'm so glad that I'm finally dating one of the members of
the Three Lights. I love all of your songs.

SEIYA: Well, gee. Thanks. *shutters*

*a waiter walks to them*

WAITER: You ready to place your orders?

SEIYA: *shouts* Yes I am!

*everybody stops and stares at him*

USAGI: I suppose so. *looks at menu*

SEIYA: *while looking at menu* I'll have the grilled steak with black ants
and a Miller Lite beer.

USAGI: *to waiter* I love his food so I'll have the same thing. Except I'll
have barbecue sauce instead of ants.

SEIYA: *to Usagi* Whoa, we like the same foods!

USAGI: We're so alike, does it scare you?

SEIYA: Scare? Oh yeah!

***

*Seiya and Usagi are at the restaurant finishing up their tomatoe soup
appatizers and bread*

USAGI: Don't fill up on bread now, let's wait until our food get's here.

SEIYA: Okay.

USAGI: *smiles* You look even cuter than your "Love is Part of Life" album.

SEIYA: *scared, then gets up* I need to use the bathroom. Hold on a second.
*gets up and begins to head to the bathroom*

USAGI: *as he passes, grabs Seiya's ponytail and tuggs it, let's go and giggles*

SEIYA: *stares at Usagi* Stop pulling on my ponytail! *walks in the bathroom to
see nobody is there* Calm down Seiya. You can do this. I just gotta
believe in myself! *long pause* I need help! *pulls out a cell phone and
dials in a number*

*at the Three Light's house, Yaten is laying on the couch, looking at Taiki's
baby pictures, then the phone rings behind him*

YATEN: *reaches behind him and puts phone to his ear* Go.

SEIYA: Yaten, it's me Seiya!

YATEN: Hi Seiya, how's the date?

SEIYA: It's scaring the jeepers out of me. She told me a lot about how much
we have in common.

YATEN: Anything personal.

SEIYA: She did tell us that we both peed on the floor when we were kids.

YATEN: Bingo, man. All you have to do is go with the flow. Just keep on
telling her about yourself, and after a while, ask her if there is anything
those two interests can relate to and just talk about that and back and
fourth.

SEIYA: What if she talks about writing lemons?

YATEN: Go with it. If she talks about yuri's, you're screwed.

SEIYA: What about yaoi's?

YATEN: Keep her talking.

SEIYA: *looks at cell phone wierdly*

YATEN: Besides man, this date may give you the biggest change of your life.

SEIYA: Yeah, longer hair.

***

*Usagi and Seiya are still sitting at the restaurant*

SEIYA: *thinking in head* I have gotta get through to this. *breaths in mind,
still thinking* I can do this. We both have a lot in common, commin
history, habits, interests. I can't bear to break down. If I do, then I'm
easily breakdownable... is that a word? Oh well, Usagi does look pretty
today.

USAGI: Thank you.

SEIYA: *lets out a yelp*

USAGI: *stares at Seiya wierdly* Our food is here. *to waiter* Thank you.

SEIYA: Thank you. *thinking* And get ready to pay for giving me a heart
attack, waiter.

USAGI: *bites into steak* Mmm, this is good. *takes some steak into her
fork and holdit out to Seiya* Try it.

SEIYA: *thinking* Oh my God, not the food offering! *uneasily bites into
steak and chews it* Uh... thanks. It was delicious.

USAGI: What do black ant's taste like?

SEIYA: Kind of like small bits of white meat.

USAGI: *leans over* Then maybe I should try some.

SEIYA: *stares at her in fright, then falls out of chair*

***

*Seiya and Usagi are walking down the sidewalk at night on their way home, Seiya
has his cover on*

SEIYA: Well, I had a good night, Odango.

USAGI: Me too... *stops* I gotta tell you something.

SEIYA: *looks at her* Yeah?

USAGI: Listen, this has been my first date ever. None of the other guys I
know would go out with me because they think I look dorkey! Look at me, this
blonde hair, *strokes hair* these huge ears, *points at ears* these stupid odangos!
*strokes hair* I mean, they think I'm the ugliest girl on the planet.
So this was a great thing for me tonight to finally go out with a guy anyway!

SEIYA: You dated me, not because I was a celebrity?

USAGI: *sniffle* No, I dated you because you are my friend! *hugs Seiya* Ever
since I saw you, I could never get you out of my head.

SEIYA: Or out of my hair.

USAGI: *looks at Seiya again* We're friends, are we?

SEIYA: Of corse we are. I have to tell you something too. This has also been
my first date ever. I'm a very shy guy around girls and I thought I was
going to break down.

USAGI: Well you were on the floor for about ten minutes.

SEIYA: Yeah, well I have always liked you too but I wasn't sure about dates
yet. This has been my first date with... anybody. *smiles at Usagi* But
after tonight, I hope it's not our last.

USAGI: *smiles, holds Seiya's hand* I hope not either. *kisses Seiya on the
cheek*

SEIYA: *blushes* Let's go home.

*they continue to walk*

USAGI: *grabs Seiya's ponytail and pulls on it again, and giggles*

SEIYA: And would you please stop that!

USAGI: It's fun. *pulls on his ponytail again*