(For help in this chapter on Siamese twins, please refer to my bio)
I trust that you all remember Mr. Moore saying he thought he was in a species movie? Well, this was for a good reason. Henry was really a cross between a human and a cow, a Siamese twin if you prefer. So of course, He/she couldn't go to school and be all "normal". Mr. and Mrs. Moore hated abnormalities. They liked to be "normal", which is pretty hard when your name is Mr. Bisciut Moore and Mrs. Ima Lofabread Moore, and you choose to name your son Dumpling Moore, but, somehow, these three imbeciles managed to act "normal". They all lived in a "normal" tree. They all sat on "normal" hot dogs, and Dumpling went to school at a "normal" bakery. The entire "normal" family parked on the parkway, and drove on the driveway.
Henry grew up as a "normal" kid. But sometimes, abnormal stuff happened to him. Well call these "abnormalities". Henry was "abnormal" because he was ungifted. He was "abnormal" because he lived in a house beneath the Moore's tree. He was "abnormal" because he drove on a parkway and parked on a driveway. And nothing at all that was "normal" ever happened to him.
One day he got a letter saying that he was invited to Griffindorfer, school for the magically ungifted. Uncle Bisciut Moore jumped for joy. Dumpling Moore shoved Henry out the door with his fat, and they all left Henry to find the way to Griffindorfer all for himself!
~Will Henry Plotzer survive? Will something "normal" actually happen to him? Find out next time on Henry Plotzer and the Philosopher's Toilet!
I trust that you all remember Mr. Moore saying he thought he was in a species movie? Well, this was for a good reason. Henry was really a cross between a human and a cow, a Siamese twin if you prefer. So of course, He/she couldn't go to school and be all "normal". Mr. and Mrs. Moore hated abnormalities. They liked to be "normal", which is pretty hard when your name is Mr. Bisciut Moore and Mrs. Ima Lofabread Moore, and you choose to name your son Dumpling Moore, but, somehow, these three imbeciles managed to act "normal". They all lived in a "normal" tree. They all sat on "normal" hot dogs, and Dumpling went to school at a "normal" bakery. The entire "normal" family parked on the parkway, and drove on the driveway.
Henry grew up as a "normal" kid. But sometimes, abnormal stuff happened to him. Well call these "abnormalities". Henry was "abnormal" because he was ungifted. He was "abnormal" because he lived in a house beneath the Moore's tree. He was "abnormal" because he drove on a parkway and parked on a driveway. And nothing at all that was "normal" ever happened to him.
One day he got a letter saying that he was invited to Griffindorfer, school for the magically ungifted. Uncle Bisciut Moore jumped for joy. Dumpling Moore shoved Henry out the door with his fat, and they all left Henry to find the way to Griffindorfer all for himself!
~Will Henry Plotzer survive? Will something "normal" actually happen to him? Find out next time on Henry Plotzer and the Philosopher's Toilet!
