Chapter 6 Stupid Cats…..

Harry turned the corner and the portrait of the fat lady came into view

"Password?"

"Frizzing wizzbies" said Harry

Harry walked into the dormitory peering overheads to try and find Ron and Hermione. He finally saw them in the corner but there backs where turned to him. When he got closer he realized they were- making out.

Harry grinned

"Having fun aren't we?" he said. Hermione must of jumped 10 feet, and Ron wiped around so fast that his head almost fell off.

"Oh Harry its just you..God you scared me!!!" yelled Hermione jumping up and smacking Harry upside the head.

Harry fell to the ground laughing but had to hold his head.

"What if I was Professor McGonagall?!" asked Harry still red from laughing and where Hermione hit him.

Ron looked at Hermione

"We would be sooooo dead" said Ron

"Right you are!" said Harry "I sagest you find a more private place to romp!"

"Romp?! Its not like where having sex!!" yelled Hermione

Harry and Ron both started laughing.

"Well I'm going to bed" said Harry turning towards the stairs. "I hope you're not pregnant in the morning Hermione!"

Harry heard Hermione get up again, he turned his head for a second and saw she was running at him.

"It was a joke!!!! God! Girls are so sensitive!" Harry yelled running up to the boy's room.

"A joke my butt!" yelled Hermione giving up as she stalked off towards Ron

Harry poked his head thought the door; he knew Hermione was going to kill him…

"Hey Ron! your lucky your girlfriend is in the same house as you!!" he yelled Slamming the door

"ARGGGGGGG! HARRY! COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" yelled Hermione

"Oh god tomorrow she's going to kill me!" thought Harry as he put on his p.j's

As he got into bed he noticed Neville's cat sitting on the windowsill, looking at him.

"Gosh, stupid thing I'm not going to be able to go to sleep starring at me!" thought Harry

"What was it's name again…Ray-le?…." he thought

Harry got up and got some string maybe if he got it's attention he could lead it out of the room..

But just as Harry got up Crookshanks jumped out from under his bed and stood in front of Harry with his back arched and hissing.

Ray-la hissed but then ran towards the door and left out the kitty-flap.

Harry got back into bed and look at Crookshanks; he looked very pleased with himself.

"What it's not like Ray-le of whatever was attacking me!" said Harry

Crookshanks eyes narrowed and he started hissing.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Oh God…" he thought

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