Henry was alone and depressed. After taking about a million
antidepression pills, he was still depressed. Even Dumpling had been better
then this. All of a sudden, a tiny midget jumped out of nowhere.
"Hidow Henwy. Mi namie ish Myatforlyonbooger, buttt hyoo canne cawl mi Myatfor." Said the old wizened oriental man. "But all my friends call me Haggis." He then quickly said in perfect English. (Haggis- a mixture of sheep's brains and fish guts with spices, eaten by the Scottish.) Haggis grabbed Henry and opened his magic fishbowl. "Ogga, bogga, boo." He said in a commanding tone. The sky darkened, lightning blasted and the world came to an end. (Sounds a lot like Chapter 21 from Pineapple's book. Maybe if you beg her enough, she'll put it up.)
"What was that supposed to do, Haggis?" asked Henry.
"Absolutely nothing." Responded Haggis, "Remember, you are going to Gryffindorfer School for the magically un-gifted. We'll have to walk to London."
"But that's over 200 miles!" cried Henry.
"Oh well." Stated Haggis.
300 miles and a bunch of arewethereyets later.
"Oops! So you were right Henry, we were supposed to walk left off the highway onto the London exit. Oops!"
-100 miles and a bunch of you@$$icantbelievewatyoudids (Oh gosh, that just lit up in blue. Does I can't believe that is actually someone's S/N!) later.
Ch. 3 is not finished, I'm just putting it up for now to amuse you all! Please R&R!!
"Hidow Henwy. Mi namie ish Myatforlyonbooger, buttt hyoo canne cawl mi Myatfor." Said the old wizened oriental man. "But all my friends call me Haggis." He then quickly said in perfect English. (Haggis- a mixture of sheep's brains and fish guts with spices, eaten by the Scottish.) Haggis grabbed Henry and opened his magic fishbowl. "Ogga, bogga, boo." He said in a commanding tone. The sky darkened, lightning blasted and the world came to an end. (Sounds a lot like Chapter 21 from Pineapple's book. Maybe if you beg her enough, she'll put it up.)
"What was that supposed to do, Haggis?" asked Henry.
"Absolutely nothing." Responded Haggis, "Remember, you are going to Gryffindorfer School for the magically un-gifted. We'll have to walk to London."
"But that's over 200 miles!" cried Henry.
"Oh well." Stated Haggis.
300 miles and a bunch of arewethereyets later.
"Oops! So you were right Henry, we were supposed to walk left off the highway onto the London exit. Oops!"
-100 miles and a bunch of you@$$icantbelievewatyoudids (Oh gosh, that just lit up in blue. Does I can't believe that is actually someone's S/N!) later.
Ch. 3 is not finished, I'm just putting it up for now to amuse you all! Please R&R!!
