Okay, I couldn't leave this alone. Here's more Fun with Dick and Jane. It's Wufei's turn!

Justice Boy

AKA More Fun with Dick and Jane

By Kaori

See Wufei. [Wufei scowls and flips the bird at the screen. He is immediately thwacked with a big stick.]

See Wufei's katana. [Wufei draws his sword from katana-space.]

See the injustice. [Kaori and her brother, (who we shall be referred to as Cheese-niichan) are sitting at a table with a plate of chicken each. Cheese-niichan has a lot more chicken than Kaori does.]

See Wufei administer justice! [Wufei steals Cheese-niichan's chicken and runs off with it.] Okay maybe not…

See Wufei.

See the stolen chicken.

See Wufei eating chicken.

Wufei: Mmm…oishii yo…

See Kaori.

See Kaori sneak up on Wufei for stealing the chicken that she was going to connive Cheese-niichan out of eventually.

Wufei does not see Kaori.

See Kaori swipe the chicken.

Kaori: Yoink! [runs]

See Wufei chase Kaori.

Wufei: Injustice! [draws his katana]

See Kaori run like hell and eat chicken

See Wufei attempt to administer justice.

See Kaori pull out a convenient plot hole.

See Wufei fall into the plot hole. Poor Wufei…

Wufei: INJUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCEE!!!!

See Kaori finish off the chicken.

See Cheese-niichan.

See Cheese-niichan kick Kaori's butt for writing this stupidness.