Okay, I couldn't leave this alone. Here's more Fun with Dick and Jane. It's Wufei's turn!
Justice Boy
AKA More Fun with Dick and Jane
By Kaori
See Wufei. [Wufei scowls and flips the bird at the screen. He is immediately thwacked with a big stick.]
See Wufei's katana. [Wufei draws his sword from katana-space.]
See the injustice. [Kaori and her brother, (who we shall be referred to as Cheese-niichan) are sitting at a table with a plate of chicken each. Cheese-niichan has a lot more chicken than Kaori does.]
See Wufei administer justice! [Wufei steals Cheese-niichan's chicken and runs off with it.] Okay maybe not…
See Wufei.
See the stolen chicken.
See Wufei eating chicken.
Wufei: Mmm…oishii yo…
See Kaori.
See Kaori sneak up on Wufei for stealing the chicken that she was going to connive Cheese-niichan out of eventually.
Wufei does not see Kaori.
See Kaori swipe the chicken.
Kaori: Yoink! [runs]
See Wufei chase Kaori.
Wufei: Injustice! [draws his katana]
See Kaori run like hell and eat chicken
See Wufei attempt to administer justice.
See Kaori pull out a convenient plot hole.
See Wufei fall into the plot hole. Poor Wufei…
Wufei: INJUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCEE!!!!
See Kaori finish off the chicken.
See Cheese-niichan.
See Cheese-niichan kick Kaori's butt for writing this stupidness.
