Guess what? It's time for more "Dick and Jane"!!!

See Relena.

See Heero.

See Relena glomp Heero.

Relena: Heero!!! Aishiteru!!!

Poor Heero.

Heero: [holding up a sign] Be merciful! Kill me now!! [Wufei suddenly drops from the sky. So that's where that plot hole goes…]

See Wufei.

See the injustice. [i.e. Relena glomping poor Heero.]

See Wufei administer justice!!!

Wufei: ONNA!!! [whips out the katana and stabs at Relena repeatedly.]

See Relena die!

Die, Relena!! Die!!!

Heero sees Relena die!

Happy, happy Heero!!

Heero: [does a very disturbing version of the chicken dance]

Okay…. We didn't need to see that…

Wufei: Injustice…

See Wufei and Heero.

See Wufei and Heero run off to get married in Vegas!!!

Heero and Wufei: WHAT?!!!!!

…or not.