Bye Bye Bye ShampooBye Bye Shampoo
By: Sakura Lilly


Disclaimer: All the characters from Ranma ½ belong to Rumiko Takahashi. The
lyrics of the song belong to N'Sync and it's team. Please don't sue me I take no
credit for them.

Author's Note: This is a songfic from Mousse's POV.



I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
Hey baby, come on.

"Well Shampoo, now I see I'm not wanted here, I see that you hate me and will
never love the way I do so I'll get out of your way." I said to you. "Shampoo no
care if you go away" you told me and then whacked me as usual. "I knew you
wouldn't care so stop hitting me." I replied. "Shampoo be happy when you gone.
Then Shampoo will have more time with airen" you said. And I saw that I wasn't
right to stay here to torture myself by seeing you with Saotome.

I loved you endlessly
When you weren't there for me
So now it's time to leave and make it alone

While I packed up my thing I thought how much I loved you. I loved you so much
Shampoo, endlessly. But where as blind as I am with out my glasses. You were
never for me when I needed you. You never even treated me as a friend. Not even
as a person. Now it've decided it's time I go and find happiness on my own.

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby Bye bye bye.

I can't take it anymore. I can't bear to see you everyday with that Saotome. I
can't take you reject for my love anymore. I can't stay knowing that you will
never love me. I won't allow you to insult me anymore. So bye bye dear Shampoo.

Bye bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it no lie
Baby bye bye bye

Shampoo, you think I'm just a fool. You think you can treat me like that. You
think I'm just another guy that will submit to you. But not anymore. I'm not
lying, I'm tired of being your puppet. I know you hate me, so you'll never see
me again. Bye bye Shampoo.

Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

I don't want to make it harder. It is hard enough for me already. But I had
enough of you rejection and unloving attitude. I don't wanna suffer anymore for
you.Maybe it sounds crazy, cause I always loved you since we were children, but
I tell you, I'm not lying. Good-bye Shampoo.

You just hit with the truth
Now girl, you're more than welcome to
So give me one good reason
Baby come on

I noticed that I had finished packing so I stopped my train of thoughts and went
downstairs to tell the old ghoul I was leaving. Then I saw again and told you:
"I can't believe it took me all this time to accept you don't care for me, if
you really care for me, you can show me right now and I'll stay." But you were
stubborn: "Shampoo already told told you. Shampoo no care for Mousse."

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye.

"Well ok, Shampoo, I won't take your insults or your rejections anymore. I won't
get in your way anymore." I said. "Stupid Mousse is lying. Mousse never tell me
that. Mousse love me." You answered coolly. "I'm not lying Shampoo, I still love
you, but I see it's no use I stay here." I told you.

Don't wanna be a fool
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye.

"Mousse stay, Mousse help Shampoo marry Ranma." You told me, not knowing those
the wrong words. "Ha, I won't help you marry that womanzing jerk, I won't be
your toy anymore." I replied. "Shampoo hate you. Shampoo think Mousse stupid"
you continued insulting me.

Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye.

As if it weren't hard enough already, Saotome and Akane Tendo had to show up
just as I told you: "I had enough of you Shampoo, I'm going back to China
already." Saotome and Akane were staring incredouly. "Mousse are you serious?
Are you really going?" Saotome asked. "I'm not lying, and I'm all right I'm not
sick, I just the way Shampoo really is." I said.

I'm giving up I know for sure
Don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye bye
I'm checking out, I'm signin off
Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough

"Well I give up, I know you'll never see me as a person, so bye Shampoo." I
said. "Ok Mousse, Shampoo glad you no love now. Now Shampoo marry Ranma." You
said and glomped on Saotome. "Ok, let's see if Saotome wants to take my place
here, cause I'm signing off, I'm tired of always being the loser." I said.

Don't wanna be your fool in this game for two
So I'm leaving you behind
I don't wanna make it tough
But I had enough
And it ain't no lie.

"Well Shampoo, start looking for some other fool to drool over you, cause I've
so had it with you. I'm leaving you." I yelled. Akane said: "Please Mousse,
don't leave, you're my friend and I will miss you." As if I didn't need it to be
harder to leave. Even though I had enough with Shampoo, I still loved her, and
there were my friends too, Akane, Ukyou, Ryouga, and even Ranma, but no I had to
leave or I would be Shampoo's fool all the rest of my life.

Don't wanna be a fool
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye bye.

I went out the door. Shampoo and I finally stopped yelling at each other.
"Sayonara Saotome, sayonara Akane-san". And angry as I was at Shampoo, I
couldn't but think how much I still loved her or how much I was gonna miss her.
I felt a tear slide down my cheek as I looked at Shampoo and saw she was trying
to hide her tears too. "Bye Shampoo" I said and walked away from the Nekohanten.

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Sakura Lilly: Well how did ya like it? I hope you did like it. I wish you would
send me feedback. I'd really appreciate any comments, suggestions, critics,
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