Tragedy..
By: Yuna Clendenen
Hi yep my second fic!! I'm back again! this is really short but its funny! It's kind of a Rinoa basher but I like Rinoa!!! So don't think I utterley hate her So Rinoa-fans please dont flame cause im a rinoa fan too!! hope you like it! Flames are bad please dont give me one ^.^
Yuna: Hi this is my fic!
Rinoa: I'm the star!
Yuna: Who cares! let's start this bountiful fic now shall we?
Rinoa: Im so pretty!
Yuna: Of course you are..
Rinoa: I'm the star.
Yuna: Yes dear! *throws paint on her legs*
Rinoa: MY GOD! My beautiful creamy silky skin! What did you do!?
Yuna: Damn girl, ever heard of SUNSHINE!??
Rinoa: UGH! *walks of all hustle and bustle*
Yuna: DON'T GET YOUR TITTIES IN A KNOT! I'M JOKING! Well hope you like this fic by me! Yuna Clendenen! And email me at HalfJapprincess@mailasia.com! I'm serious! Thanx bye!
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One day Rinoa was jumping around outside in her underwear and bra trying to sell flowers. hoping maybe she can make enough money for her NEW ass job.(a new one now, as in she had a zillion already)
Rinoa: la la la la la. boy, it is a bit drafty out here. i wonder why? oh well. la la la la.
a young boy comes up to her.
Rinoa: would you like to buy a flower? it is only dalla ninie-nine. what a bargain.
Boy: what for sir?
Rinoa: sir? i am not i sir?
Boy: oh?
Rinoa: i am selling flower so i can make enough money for my ass job and maybe, just maybe, Squall Leonhart, the love of my life will actually get to notice me. SIGH.......
boy: Oh!! so that's why your butt is dragging on the gravel. doesn't that hurt?
Rinoa: indeed it does.
Boy: well, it looks like you might need a little more than an ass job.
Rinoa: what do you mean?
Boy: well, you kinda need a face job, a boob job, liposuction, and much much more.
Rinoa: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy: well, gotta go. bye sir.
Rinoa: wait!! you haven't bought a flower yet.... sighh.... that was the 30th one today. oh well. la la la la la. hhhhhhmmmmmm
Squall comes walking by and noticing that R$inoa's ass was all over the place.
Squall: DAMN girl what happened to you. your ass is like the size of texas.
Rinoa: SQUALLY!! oh umm.. i haven't had my weekly ass job..
Squall: i can tell!
Rinoa: yeah, and well, i hoping if i sell enough flowers i can make my body better just so you can love me just the way i love you.
Squall: oh Rinoa..
Rinoa: oh Squall..
they get closer and closer.
Squall: (in a real romatic voice) i just what you to know...
Rinoa: Yes..
Squall: that...
Rinoa: yes...
Squall: your a..
Rinoa: YES!!!!!!!!.....
Squall: THAT YOUR A FUCKING FREAK!!! god, you some help. i mean, look at you, running in your underwear trying to sell flowers for a dollar ninty-nine. what kind of sane person would do that.
Rinoa: but Squally baby, i thought we...
Squall: no buts, just go away from me. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall runs away in shear panic.
the poor Rinoa sits there in the bitter cold, crying her eyes out. thinking what worse can go wrong.
Rinoa: oh what worse can go wrong.
then all of the sudden, Rinoa get hit by a truck smashing that weird ass face of hers. then everybody in America comes around her body. celebrating the death of Rinoa. there was a big party, with music food games and much much more. till that day on the land was much more peaceful, quietier, and lot mmore happier.
THE END
Yuna: Review!
Zell: Yes review!
Yuna: ??? Anyway, ARIGOTO!! Mishima!! *bows* No flames wantend
By: Yuna Clendenen
Hi yep my second fic!! I'm back again! this is really short but its funny! It's kind of a Rinoa basher but I like Rinoa!!! So don't think I utterley hate her So Rinoa-fans please dont flame cause im a rinoa fan too!! hope you like it! Flames are bad please dont give me one ^.^
Yuna: Hi this is my fic!
Rinoa: I'm the star!
Yuna: Who cares! let's start this bountiful fic now shall we?
Rinoa: Im so pretty!
Yuna: Of course you are..
Rinoa: I'm the star.
Yuna: Yes dear! *throws paint on her legs*
Rinoa: MY GOD! My beautiful creamy silky skin! What did you do!?
Yuna: Damn girl, ever heard of SUNSHINE!??
Rinoa: UGH! *walks of all hustle and bustle*
Yuna: DON'T GET YOUR TITTIES IN A KNOT! I'M JOKING! Well hope you like this fic by me! Yuna Clendenen! And email me at HalfJapprincess@mailasia.com! I'm serious! Thanx bye!
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One day Rinoa was jumping around outside in her underwear and bra trying to sell flowers. hoping maybe she can make enough money for her NEW ass job.(a new one now, as in she had a zillion already)
Rinoa: la la la la la. boy, it is a bit drafty out here. i wonder why? oh well. la la la la.
a young boy comes up to her.
Rinoa: would you like to buy a flower? it is only dalla ninie-nine. what a bargain.
Boy: what for sir?
Rinoa: sir? i am not i sir?
Boy: oh?
Rinoa: i am selling flower so i can make enough money for my ass job and maybe, just maybe, Squall Leonhart, the love of my life will actually get to notice me. SIGH.......
boy: Oh!! so that's why your butt is dragging on the gravel. doesn't that hurt?
Rinoa: indeed it does.
Boy: well, it looks like you might need a little more than an ass job.
Rinoa: what do you mean?
Boy: well, you kinda need a face job, a boob job, liposuction, and much much more.
Rinoa: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy: well, gotta go. bye sir.
Rinoa: wait!! you haven't bought a flower yet.... sighh.... that was the 30th one today. oh well. la la la la la. hhhhhhmmmmmm
Squall comes walking by and noticing that R$inoa's ass was all over the place.
Squall: DAMN girl what happened to you. your ass is like the size of texas.
Rinoa: SQUALLY!! oh umm.. i haven't had my weekly ass job..
Squall: i can tell!
Rinoa: yeah, and well, i hoping if i sell enough flowers i can make my body better just so you can love me just the way i love you.
Squall: oh Rinoa..
Rinoa: oh Squall..
they get closer and closer.
Squall: (in a real romatic voice) i just what you to know...
Rinoa: Yes..
Squall: that...
Rinoa: yes...
Squall: your a..
Rinoa: YES!!!!!!!!.....
Squall: THAT YOUR A FUCKING FREAK!!! god, you some help. i mean, look at you, running in your underwear trying to sell flowers for a dollar ninty-nine. what kind of sane person would do that.
Rinoa: but Squally baby, i thought we...
Squall: no buts, just go away from me. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall runs away in shear panic.
the poor Rinoa sits there in the bitter cold, crying her eyes out. thinking what worse can go wrong.
Rinoa: oh what worse can go wrong.
then all of the sudden, Rinoa get hit by a truck smashing that weird ass face of hers. then everybody in America comes around her body. celebrating the death of Rinoa. there was a big party, with music food games and much much more. till that day on the land was much more peaceful, quietier, and lot mmore happier.
THE END
Yuna: Review!
Zell: Yes review!
Yuna: ??? Anyway, ARIGOTO!! Mishima!! *bows* No flames wantend
