Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion characters, situation, and elements are

the product of Gainax and Hideo Anno and are used without permission. I'm not making money with this!

An afternoon almost hot

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Shinji and Touji went to deliver some class stuff in Rei's apartment, because she missed the class as well...

Touji: She lives here?

Shinji: yes!

Touji: This is filth!

They get in the apartment.

Touji: You shouldn't enter people home like this!

Shinji: don't worry! She doesn't mind, by the way if we have luck, she'll be in the shower bath.

Touji: what you mean?

Shinji: never mind! ahn... this room is in a mess! Will you help me to clean that?

Touji: no! Looks like she isn't here and I won't touch her things!

Shinji: don't worry! Just don't look at the first drawer and everything is all right!

Touji: what there is in the drawer?

Shinji: nothing!

Touji: no! Now that you told me to don't look, I'm curious!

Touji try opens the drawer, but Shinji don't let him do that. Rei enter and see the fight.

Rei: what are you doing?

Shinji: er... cleaning your stuff...

Touji: what do you put on this drawer?

Rei shamed: why do you want know?

Touji: Shinji told me to don't look that!

Shinji: I TOLD YOU NOTHING!

Rei: there is nothing important. Just some clothes...

Touji: what clothes?

Rei: Why do you want know?

Touji: must be something important, or else you wouldn't mind if I open!

Rei: so do it!

He opens and sees a lot of stockings.

Touji: just this? Why Shinji didn't want I saw here?

Rei: doesn't matter! Go away!

Touji: let's go...

Rei: no! You go alone! Shinji will finish to clean!

Touji: OK...

He leaves.

Shinji: where did you put that... ahn... stuff?

Rei: why do you want know?

Shinji: er... never mind!

Shinji stoop and keep cleaning.

**CLIC**

Shinji: what was that?

Rei was in the door.

Shinji: what did you do?

Rei: I locked the door.

Shinji: why?

Rei: I fell safer with the door closed.

He keeps cleaning...

**WRUSH**

Shinji: what was that now?

Rei was close the window.

Rei: I closed the window.

Shinji getting shamed: er... why?

Rei: Ii don't like the sun's light.

He turns back to clean.

Rei: Shinji...

As he was nervous, he falls in the ground...

Shinji: y-yes?

She sits on his belly, with one leg in each side...

Rei: I wish...

Shinji bluel: get... out... I'm... suffocating...

She sits on the floor.

Rei: Sorry. I wish something...

Shinji: arf, arf, what?

She starts to pull his shirt!

Shinji: what are you trying to do?

Rei: take this out!

Shinji: You have to pull up, not pull down!

Rei: sorry... i'm nervous...

She takes off his shirt.

Rei: You're so slim...

Shinji angry: Why did you take off? Just to say how am I slim?

Rei: ths too... but what I want is know new feelings...

Shinji: What am I suppose to do?

Rei: I don't know! I think you know!

Shinji: Why do you think this?

Rei: I don't know... You live with Misato and Asuka... Only a stupid boy wouldn't know about that stuff...

Shinji lie: er... it's true... I know about this...

Rei: so?

Shinji: So what?

Rei: Will you take off my shirt?

Shinji: oh, yes! I forgot...

He unbuttons half buttons and pull off the other one.

Shinji: sorry...

Rei: no problem, you can to sew later.

He takes off her shirt.

Shinji: You're so pale!

Rei angry: Will you show me new fellings or just say that I'm pale?

Shinji: er... sorry...

He embrace Rei .

Rei: hihi...

Shinji: what?

Rei: You tickle me...

Shinji: how?

Rei: trying take off my bra.

One minute later...

Shinji: er... I think I can't take this off.

Rei: but you told me that knew that stuff!

Shinji lie again: Asuka doesn't use that.

Rei: ahh...

She does it by herself.

Rei: what's wrong?

Shinji:...

Rei: why are you freezing?

Shinji: huh? Ah! yes. er... what are we going to do now?

Rei: I guess i have to hug you.

Shinji: ok...

They do it.

Shinji: now what?

Rei: don't know... will we sitting here forever?

Shinji: let's lay down on the floor.

They do it and still hug.

Rei: it's hard!

Shinji be shamed.

Rei: the floor is hard! Let's go to the bed.

Shinji: oh, yes! Sure!

They go to bed and still hug.

Rei: now what?

Shinji: er... i guess we have to take off the shoes.

He tries but don't reach the feet.

Shinji: I guess we have to set free!

Rei: I'm going to take mine too.

They free and take off the shoes then the stay in the edge of the bed.

Rei: now what?

Shinji: we have to take of the pants...

Rei: I think so...

Few seconds later, Shinji stand up and tries take off the pant but he is nervous and falls.

Rei: want help?

Shinji quickly stand up trying to be normal.

Shinji: no!

He takes off and Rei too

Shinji: hehe... skirt is easier...

Rei: did you want take off? I can put again.

Shinji: no! Don't need!

Rei: now what?

Shinji: er... I guess I need back to the bed.

He walks slowly until the bed.

Shinji: I can't give up... I can't give up... I can't give up...

Rei: what did you say?

Shinji: nothing, hehe!

He lies down and Rei do that besides him, both looking at the ceiling.

Rei: now what?

Shinji: I guess we need a blanket.

Rei: yeah... where is the blanket?

Shinji: I don't know! Didn't see when I was cleaning!

Rei: I think it's on the drawer.

She stands up and opens the second drawer. When she pulls the blanket, a lot of panties fall over the floor.

Rei: I-I forgot that I had put these things here.

Shinji sits: I'll clean everything!

Rei: no... you can do this later.

Both back to the bed and stay like before, but with the blanket.

Rei: now what?

Shinji: I think we have to take off underclothes...

Rei: er... OK...

They do that.

Rei: It's weird...

Shinji: I never were like this in front of someone...

Rei: but you told me that already knew this about things!

Shinji lies by the third time: er... I just made it in the dark...

Rei: ahhh...

Shinji:...

Rei: I think you have to be over me...

Shinji: WHY?

Rei: It's not your first time! You know what you're doing!

Shinji: er... OK

He climbs her...

Rei: ouch!

Shinji: sorry.

Rei: OUCH!

Shinji: sorry.

Rei: Take off your knee from my belly!

Shinji: sorry...

Some time later, they find a position less uncomfortable.

Rei: now what?

Shinji: er... well... i think... we'll start the new emotion....

Rei is shamed.

Rei:...

Shinji:...

Rei: hihih...

Shinji: what?

Rei: sorry... you tickle me again...

Shinji: It's i'm looking for... ahn. "that".

Rei: Don't you know where is?

Shinji, lie by the fourth...: I do! It's. you're. different.

Rei: what you mean?

Shinji: er...

TUM TUM TUM TUM TUM

Shinji jumps and falls on the floor.

Touji: REEEEEIIIII!!!!!... I forgot to leave the class stuff!

Rei sits.

Shinji: It's Touji! He can't see me like this! What do I do?

Rei: I don't know! Look some place to hide!

Shinji: behind the door!

Rei: no! He'll see when leave the room!

Shinji: I'll exit by the window! When he leaves, I'll back!

Shinji opens the window and leave.

Rei: You forgot your clothes!

She throw all his clothes by the window..

Shinji: OH NO! Everything falls! I'm going down!

Rei close the window and runs to open the door.

NHÉÉÉÉ...

Touji: Were you talking to me?

Rei: no... I didn't talk to anyone! It's your mind...

Touji: Where's Shinji?

Rei: he goes down, i mean... went to his home long time ago.

Touji: here is the class stuff...

He gets shamed when see Rei wearing only the blanket.

Rei: thanks...

Touji: You're amazing!

Rei: what?

He grabs Rei and closes the door. Some time later, Shinji arrive the door wearing his shirt in the other way round..

TUM TUM TUM...

Shinji: open! Why did you close the window?

Suddenly, the door opens and Touji leaves running the room. He run into Shinji and both falls.

Rei: YOU PERVERT!

Shinji: She is looking like Asuka...

She throws the blanket in Touji. He grabs and keeps smiling while look at Rei.

Touji: Here is your blanket...

She grabs her blanket and enters the room. Some time later, several objects from Rei's apartment.

Rei: GET OUT FROM HERE!

Shinji was scared and Ran.

Touji: AND DON'T COME BACK!

Rei: I'M TALKING TO YOU!

Touji ran too before a drawer, full of bras, falls on his head...

THE END

Fanfic wrote in 6/12/2001 and translated in 10/12/2001 by Polansk

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