Chapter 2
Hermione walked in just as Harry had an evil smirk on his face.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked, "did you find naked pictured of Cho?"
Harry grinned, but hit Hermione lightly on her arm.
"Well, I want to go study," she said.
"But school hasn't even started!" Harry replied.
Hermione ran off into the girls' dorms. Harry went up to his room with the note. All of a sudden, Ellie appeared. She sat on his bed and said, "Harry, if you would like to do this, just tell me and I can give you the magic wand. And if you don't, well, I'd just like to tell you that it pays up to 5000 galleons a kill."
"5000! Wow, that's a lot." Harry excitedly said, "And yes, I would love to do this, but I already have a wand."
Ellie snapped her fingers and a long, purple wand with blue sparkles appeared in her hand.
"This is a very special wand," she said, "It gives off a magic shock that will stop anyone's pulse."
"Wow," Harry said, "that's wicked."
Ellie handed him the wand, and left. 'Wow' Harry thought, 'Imagine me, a hit man.' He started to feel very lonely, which was a side effect from holding the very powerful wand. So he got up, and saw in front of him....a wall.
All of a sudden he felt so many different emotions raging through him. He touched the wall. It made him shudder. It was so cold, but full of life. All of a sudden he couldn't hold himself back any longer. He got close up to the wall, and kissed it! But that didn't satisfy him enough. His tongue came out of his mouth, and he started licking the wall. It gave him so much joy. It was just about to get more serious, when Ron walked in.
"What in the bloody hell are you doing?" Ron shouted.
"You're making out with a wall! That's the same wall that Neville wipes his bugors on!"
"Oh" Harry replied, "no wonder it has so much flavor."
"Have you gone bloody nuts!?" Ron said, "I think you need to visit the nurse."
"No," Harry said, " I was just kidding, wasn't it funny...heehee"
Harry knew that after Ron left he would caress the wall, so he decided that since they were that serious, the wall should have a name. 'How about Wallecca?' Harry thought. Harry ran up to the wall, and said, "Wallecca, I think that that name fits you well."
"I think I should leave you and the wall alone," Ron giggled, "Bye Harry, and...Wallecca" Ron left and went to talk to Hermione. He knew that something was wrong with Harry, and Hermione would certainly know. Sure enough, she was sitting in the room with a book.
"Hermione!" Ron screamed, "There's something wrong with Harry! I saw him making out with a wall!"
"So," said Hermione, " I thought that that's what you guys do."
"Not with a wall!" Ron screamed.
"Ok, well, I read that extreme loneliness is a condition from association with something very powerful. I'll go down to the library to do some research."
Ron looked down and said, "this is really creepy, I'll take Harry to the nurse."
