Chapter 3

Hermione told Ron to hold on as she got some magical candy. She came back with a silver box.

"Here," she said, "these are snuffles, they will put Harry to sleep so you can do a levitation spell to take him to the nurse."

"Thanks, Herm." Ron said. He ran up to the boy's dorm, and saw Harry half-naked.

"Oh, Harry," Ron said, "these are..um..Very tasty, have some!"

"Sure," Harry replied, "I need some sugar after what I just did." He took some snuffles and put them in his mouth. In an instant he fell to the floor asleep. Ron said, "Levitosa, Levitorium." And Harry arose, not touching the ground. Ron guided Harry's floating body down to the nurse.

"Oh my, it's Ron and Harry Potter!" The nurse exclaimed.

"Miss, Harry was having 'urges' to do some naughty things with a wall in our dorm!"

"Oh my," she said, "Harry? Are you sure?" She put Harry on a bed and did some tests. She came back a little later and said, "I'm afraid he has a low sperm count!"

"What in the bloody hell was he doing?" Ron screamed. All of a sudden, Harry woke.

"Why am I in here!?" He asked.

"Well Harry," the nurse softly said, "we have some, reports that you were doing non-virgin like acts with ...a wall!"

"No way!" Harry yelled. He had no idea what they were talking about. The loneliness sideefect didn't last very long, but it left Harry with no clue what he was doing.

"Are you sure you don't remember anything?" Ron asked.

"Do you really think that I was doing things with a wall?"

"Harry, you were," Ron said, "You even named it Wallecca."

"Weird," Harry said, "I must have been under a spell." Hermione came running in. "It wasn't a spell, more like an effect."

"So you found information?" Ron asked.

"Oh yeah, and it isn't very common that you come across one of those wands Harry."