When Friends Take Over
By: nikki hiiragizawa sailorsjini@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: I do not own Card Captor Sakura no matter how I try. The ladies of CLAMP does. Arigatou for letting me use your characters! ^^
Author's notes: This is the result of sleepless nights and reading Harry Potter: I think of Eriol. ^^ Anyway, this is not a very long fic, but it has three endings and it is up to you to choose which one is the most appropriate. R & R and help me choose the best ending, onegai! Thanks…
Warning: This is extremely a S+S, E+T fic. About those instances when Yukito and Touya…uhm…you'll find out in the end. ^^
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OMAKE!!!!!!!!
The phone rang in Tomoyo's room, but she was in the bath so she was unable to answer it. She then heard Sakura leaving a message in the answering machine.
"Moshi moshi Tomoyo. I have got the most amazing video ever made," it started. "It's called 'From the time Eriol and Tomoyo were strangers up to the time they are at last together'. Isn't it great? Come to my house and watch it Friday night. Jaa." Click.
Tomoyo lowered herself to the tub, blushing deeply…a scream was then heard from inside..
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oi, Hiiragizawa!" Syaoran stopped his bike to face his ancestor.
"What, Li-kun?"
Syaoran grinned. "Sakura wants to tell you she has a good video at home and you and Tomoyo might want to watch it Friday night."
"Oh, okay then. What is the film?"
Syaoran raised his forefinger, putting up his best imitation of Yamazaki. "It's called 'From the time Eriol and Tomoyo were strangers up to the time they are at last together'. It's really great..ah…my dear ancestor, you are blushing??"
"Get the hell out of my face, you baka!!"
Author's notes: I know the characters here seem so…uh… out of character. Gomenne Clamp, I'm just borrowing your characters, ne. ^_^
Continuation: Touya, Yukito and What the Hell Happened in the Shed….
**Disclaimer: I, only a writer, do not own the kawaii, lovable, adorable, almost cuddly, ehem…characters of Card Captor Sakura…borrowing them won't hurt right? Just for a while….^^
** This is the OMAKE edition of When Friends Take Over …so if you are reading this…You are so damn lucky, man!!!! Whew…before I get carried away…I gotta warn you that everything implied has a reason and whether you have lemony brains or conservative brains or no brains at all, this was what I'm thinking when I wrote my fic…oookokkkkaaaay?
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Part One: Touya, Yukito, and the Mystery Sound From the Upstairs Bedroom….o.o
In case you forgot what happened…
START OF FLASHBACK
"What?" Syaoran was getting impatient."
"I told her she should lock themselves in a room and do everything to make Eriol pay."
Syaoran was dumbfounded. "Like what you did to me?" Sakura gravely nodded. They were suddenly interrupted by noises in Sakura's older brother's room.
"Ouch, Yuki!"
"Gomenne…I thought I put enough…" the other words were inaudible.
"Go on with it!" It was Touya.
"Shucks, To-ya you are so aggressive…"
Sakura and Syaoran: sweatdrops…
Syaoran turned to Sakura. "Why is your stupid brother…groaning?"
Sakura shrugged. "Don't mind them. Let's just watch the movie."
END OF FLASHBACK
What really happened…
Touya rapidly paced the room. "Yuki…please, you gotta help me."
Yuki (sweatdropped) smiled uneasily. "If you want me to help you, you have to tell me. I didn't come here to get dizzy with your walking, you know."
Touya stared at Yuki as if he had said something sacrilegious. He jumped towards Yukito and grasped the other boy's shoulders. "I have this utmost need…."
"Ahhh…" Yukito nervously propped up his glasses to his nose. "Y…you know I'd do anything for you Touya, but if it's that bad you should…"
"No! That's not what I mean!!!" Touya sat on the bed. "I have this sweet craving it makes me ache…"
Yukito's eyes widened. He edged a bit farther from his friend. Uh…why do I feel a sudden burst of fear? He looked worriedly at Touya. "Why don't you ask any other person for help? Like Sakura-chan?"
Touya looked at him straight in the eye. "I want you. You are the one I need…" Yukito gulped.
Part Two: Anesthesia? String? Pliers??
"Ouch, Yuki!"
"Gomenne, Touya. I thought I put enough anesthesia…" (you were thinking something else, were you?…sukebe! ^^)
"Just go on with it!"
"Shucks, Touya. You are so aggressive."
Touya caressed his own cheek lightly. "If I don't pull this thing out, I'll never be able to go to school."
Yukito grinned. "That's what you get for competing with the Wolf Boy in eating chocolates." He tied one end of a string to the doorknob, and the other end around, guess what, Touya's teeth.
"Damn that brat."
Yukito tried if that string was tight enough. "Okay, stop talking, I'm gonna pull this closet door open." He pulled the door away from Touya. Meanwhile on the other end of the string, one couldn't take the pain, and he went with the door, sprawling himself on his bedroom floor.
"Touya!" Touya groaned loudly, not of pleasure, but of pain
"I told you that door trick won't work." He eyed Yukito nervously.
"Okay," Yukito finally said. "If anesthesia and strings won't work, this'll do the trick." He pulled out a large…very large…pair of pliers..
Touya crawled away from his fiend…errr…friend. "Oh no, Yuki. I ain't doing it for the world."
Yukito drew close, eyes glinting behind his glasses. "But Touya, this will be your redemption from that toothache."
"No! Never! I won't do it!"
Just them, light illuminated the room and out came: Yue. "Don't tell me you are afraid, Mistress' oniichan."
"Yue! If you don't mind, I are very busy here with Yukito."
Yue smiled a very impish grin. "I know, and I mind. That's why I'm here." He held up the pliers.
"Whhhaaat?" Touya seemed to feel letting Yukito help was a very bad idea after all.
Yue pinned Touya on the bed. "If you won't obey Yukito, I'd bet you can't resist against me." He raised his pliers and pushed them down.
A very loud shriek/ shout/ groan/ yell came through the room. Sakura and Syaoran, though distracted, will never found out what happened (although the nest day Sakura saw Touya with cotton in his mouth, a black eye and a limp) just went back to what they are watching.
Part Three: The Bakemono in the Shed.
In case you were in a cave during the first fic…
START OF FLASHBACK
"Tomoyo, do…you…think…it…might…be…a…bakemono?" Sakura asked, shaking to death.
"Aaaaw, Sakura-chan, there are no ghosts in broad daylight." Then they heard it again. It was coming inside the school shed. They cautiously approached the garden shed. The noises were audible enough to recognize they were voices. Those voices seemed familiar.
"Damn it, Hiiragizawa!" Sakura recognized it as Syaoran's voice.
"You can't do that to me…no.." Tomoyo gasped as she heard Eriol's voice. Then came a series of groans, grunts, and other noises one could not dream of. Wide-eyed, Sakura turned to Tomoyo.
"What do you think they are doing??" Tomoyo could only stare at the shed door.
"Kaijuu," somebody called. It was Touya and Yukito. "What's going on there?"
"Onii-chan, Yukito-san, it's Syao-kun and Eriol-kun. They were inside the shed and doing strange things."
"Eh?" Yukito asked. Then came the words again.
"Pull it off, Li-kun! It fits too tight!!"
"Can't you even do it by yourself?! Geez, my finger hurt. Why don't you try doing it?"
Touya's eyes widened too. On the contrary, Yukito's eyes squinted.
"Why should I do that. If it hurt your finger, it wold hurt mine too. I'll just use this…" Eriol's voice rang.
"Oh God, is that a ruler?!"
Touya's eyebrows shot up in surprise. Yukito stifled a laugh. Sakura and Tomoyo were horror-stricken.
"It's a pen dammit," Eriol snapped. "No avail. Use two fingers Li-kun.. Shucks it's hot in here."
Touya shrugged and started to leave. "Don't mind them Sakura. They are having fun."
"Fun? You mean…"
Yukito laughed. "To-ya don't make the kids nervous."
Just then, the shed door opened and the two came out. Syaoran's shirt were untucked from his pants and rather looked crumpled. Eriol meanwhile, managed to remain neat, but his glasses somehow steamed up. They were as startled as the two girls before them.
"Sakura-chan…"
"Tomoyo-chan…"
"Syao-kun, what were you doing inside?" Sakura demanded, throwing at him her book.
Tomoyo simply stared at Eriol. Eriol looked at the ground.
"What?!" Sakura demanded.
Syaoran sighed and showed Sakura a sheaf of paper. "We were trying to take the staples off this thing. It was to be passed to day and I'm in a hurry, but it got stapled the wrong way."
Sakura pouted. "you were making a project inside the shed?!"
Syaoran sighed some more. "We would get caught if we don't hide. Right Eriol?"
"Yes, of course."
Syaoran patted Eriol at the back. "Thanks for helping me anyway. You are very good."
Syaoran sighed deeply. "Suspicious Sakura," he murmured. Eriol walked with him to submit the paper.
"Stapled folder…why didn't I think of that?" he asked Syaoran slyly.
"I'm great at preparing, man," Syaoran said laughingly.
"Now, don't forget what I told you about it, okay?"
Eriol nodded.
END OF FLASHBACK
Author's notes: Now what were a wizard and his descendant doing in a school shed….Is it the same thing that happened to Syaoran and Sakura in a certain broom closet…no that can't be…
Part Four: It can be this way or that way…
Li stopped Eriol while walking to the shed. "Listen," he said. "I don't want Sakura to know any of these. If she finds out I'm teaching you things…"
"You don't have to remind me, descendant. I know how Sakura gets mad."
Syaoran breathed a relief and they went on their way.
In the Shed.
"Dammit, Hiiragizawa! You don't know how anything about an engagement ring??" Li edged closer to his friend and drew out his sword.
Eriol was pasted to the wall. "You can't do this to me, nnnooo. You're my friend, Li." Suddenly he remembered he was the more powerful wizard and smirked. He flicked a finger and sent Li crashing to the wall.
"Ow!" Li exclaimed, grunting as he rubbed his back. Eriol grinned. Li rammed to Eriol, pushing him to the ground and unfortunately, stuck the ring on Eriol's finger.
"Oh, now look what you've done!" Eriol scolded, eyeing the ring he was supposed to give to Tomoyo, in his finger.
"Get it off," he calmly told Li. Anyway, Eriol himself tried pulling it off…but…it won't come off. ^^
"Pull it off, Li-kun! It fits too tight!!"
"Can't you even do it by yourself?! Geez, my finger hurt. Why don't you try doing it?" Li-kun crossly said. Again, Eriol remembered he was the one who had magic and pointed his finger towards the Li. Pop went the ring and,…uhm.. onto Li's finger…
"Ow! Hiiragizawa!" Li looked helplessly at the ring. Eriol grinned. "Get it off!" Li shouted.
"Oh, wait? Did I hear something or that was just the wind picking up thing…" Eriol said, pretending he did not here Li.
"OI!!!!! I've hurt my fingers trying to get it off from YOUR finger!" Roared a very exasperated Li.
"Why should I do that. If it hurt your finger, it wold hurt mine too. I'll just use this…" Eriol's voice rang.
"Oh God, is that a ruler?! You're using a ruler to get a ring off??" Li imagines his puny little finger being cut into half by the evil monstrous wizard.
"It's a pen, dammit. God, you are getting blind…and I'm the one who has glasses…"
"Shut up! If you don't get this thing off you can't give it to Tomoyo," Li whispered as he heard noises outside. He held on to the ring and pulled, pushed, and did whatever he can do, just to prevent the Clow boy from touching him.
"Stop that, Li. I'm trying to help remember?" Eriol held up the pen. Li, stricken with horror of what Eriol could do to him, hurried to a corner.
"Now, Li if you would just hold still…"
He waved the pen and muttered.
*Blink blink* nothing.
"No avail. Use two fingers Li-kun..Shucks it's hot in here. Use your two fingers."
"What about my fingers?!"
Eriol shook him. "You know…paper..summoning…ryuu tsui shouraiii…whatever."
"Oh…yeah."
"Baka."
Li started to approach Eriol again. "What did I hear you just say?!"
Eriol tapped his poor descendant's head. Once. Twice.
"Ow!"
"Go on, it's getting late! I should have known you teaching me something would never turn out right, that's because I'm always better than you."
"I should have known that teaching you give a girl a simple gift would be disastrous.. Heavens know what's gonna happen if I teach you how to put on a raincoat."
"Shut up, Li-kun. Besides you don't have to teach me. I already know."
Li held up a summoning paper and chanted his line. Lightning burst from above, towards Li's finger, but touches it just to melt away the ring.
"Muahahahaha!" Li laughed. "See what my powers could do?" He looked at Eriol who shrugged.
"I could have blasted you out if I didn't only remember you were my heir's boyfriend. Besides, now that it's over, you should look at yourself."
Li looked down to himself. He looked…hilarious. His shirt was tucked out, his hair disheveled and all covered with a little soot.
"Aaah….let's not mind this. I'm going home anyway. But.." Li stopped Eriol from going to the door.
"A…are?"
"One more piece of advice."
Oh no, not again… Eriol thought. "What is it?"
Li leaned on the door and held it's knob. "If you want a girl, real bad, you should do all to get her. Lemme whisper it to you."
Whispers….
Finally they came out…you know what comes next.
Author's note: This OMAKE is not to be taken seriously. I just wrote this for my friend's birthday. Sugoi! Thank you for reading. ^^.
