They reached the castle and headed for Gryffindor Tower. Upon entering the common room they ran into Lily and Narcissus their hair was terribly messed up but no one really cared. They decided to go to the boy's dorm room to look and see if they could find any sign of life. When they walked in Sirius looked at his bed curiously. It had a large hump on it. He walked over to investigate further. As he pulled the covers up he revealed James and Peter. James was on his hands and knees and Peter was behind him sitting up on knees fucking him up the ass. Sirius couldn't help it and commented, "Who let the dogs out?" Everyone else but him Christina and Emily cracked up laughing. The two girls look at each other and start singing, "Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} {woof, woof, woof, woof} {woof, woof, woof, woof} {woof, woof, woof, woof} who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}" By this time James and Peter had gotten off of Sirius's bed and wrapped them selves in blankets. Lily and Narcissus were rolling in the floor laughing while Emily. Christina, Sirius and Remus leaned on each other doing their best to calm down. The two "dogs" frantically tried to find an excuse but Lily took over, "James, you and Peter can have your little relationship if you will let me and my dear Narcissus here have ours. Is it a deal?" After the shock wore off they nodded in agreement. "Good," Narcissus kissed Lily after she said this and they disappeared hand in hand. Sirius suggested that they leave James and Peter to themselves so they all went to the common room. Remus had to do some work in the library and Sirius thought he might go dispose of the shrubbery that had been "snowed" on. Emily and Christina were left alone to find something to do. It was Christina who got the idea. They planned it perfect and snuck out of the castle under James' invisibility cloak. They went under the whomping willow into Hogsmead. When they arrived the uncovered themselves. "Ok. Do you see the pet store? Oh! There it is," Emily, said as she took off running for it. Christina followed. As the two girls walked in they saw what they were looking for. Four monkeys sat in the corner. Christina went up and purchased them. After charming them to be exotic dancing monkeys, they snuck back onto the castle grounds and up into the Astronomy tower. After putting the monkeys in there they got under the invisibility cloak and waited. Snape magically received a notice saying they needed him in the Astronomy tower. He went quickly and climbed the latter. Upon reaching the top he stopped in his tracks. The monkeys began enticing him the moment he saw them. He walked, almost floated, to them drooling. He watched them as one crawled onto his lap. Still under the cloak the girls snuck over behind him. "Oh Snape! Fuck me! Hard! Please!" Christina said, as they got close. Snape not knowing they were there thought it was the monkey. He quickly striped as the girls turned around, "Oh God! No. Ew." They heard the monkey screeching behind them. About that time Professor Trelingway appeared at the top of the ladder. She looked horror struck as she saw Snape. He didn't care if she was there. "Snape. Hun. This isn't normal," she said as he continued ignoring her. The two girls snuck back down to the common room. As they entered they burst out laughing. The other six friends were all inside now and came running down to see what was so funny. After they explained the whole story to them they all sat there laughing. "So Snape is up there skrewing a monkey?" "How gross! I always new he was a pervert! "Yeah right! This is so funny!" You could here their laughter all over.

Everything worked out. Lily and Narcissus, James and Peter, Emily and Remus, Christina and Sirius, and Snape and the monkey. As for Trelingway? She went into rehab and quickly recovered. She is now back teaching at the school.