Her name is Marill
I have a dream about her
She'll learn Heal Bell
Egg hatches in half an hour
Watch her Throw Rocks,
She Bites and Sleep Talks,
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage breeder, baby -
Yeah, I'm just a teenage breeder, baby.
Listen to DJ Mary, maybe, with me.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...
Her new trainer's a dick
His methods are quite uncouth
I hand her to him -
But sadly, I knew the truth
I may not be Brock
But I know she'll just mock.
'Cause he's not a kind sort of man
And she doesn't give a damn about him
'Cause I'm just a teenage breeder, baby -
Yeah, I'm just a teenage breeder, baby.
Listen to DJ Mary, maybe, with me.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh, yeah -
Breeder.
No, she doesn't know that she'll miss me.
Oh yeah,
Breeder.
No, she doesn't know that she'll miss me.
It's her turn to go
It's Friday, and I am all alone at home.
Her new trainer approaches me.
This must be fake -
My legs start to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I've got two tickets to Ruins of Alph, now, baby -
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe -
I'm just a teenage breeder, baby, like you.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh yeah,
Breeder.
No, she doesn't know that she'll miss me.
Oh yeah,
Breeder.
No, she'll never know that she'd miss me.
I have a dream about her
She'll learn Heal Bell
Egg hatches in half an hour
Watch her Throw Rocks,
She Bites and Sleep Talks,
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a teenage breeder, baby -
Yeah, I'm just a teenage breeder, baby.
Listen to DJ Mary, maybe, with me.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...
Her new trainer's a dick
His methods are quite uncouth
I hand her to him -
But sadly, I knew the truth
I may not be Brock
But I know she'll just mock.
'Cause he's not a kind sort of man
And she doesn't give a damn about him
'Cause I'm just a teenage breeder, baby -
Yeah, I'm just a teenage breeder, baby.
Listen to DJ Mary, maybe, with me.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh, yeah -
Breeder.
No, she doesn't know that she'll miss me.
Oh yeah,
Breeder.
No, she doesn't know that she'll miss me.
It's her turn to go
It's Friday, and I am all alone at home.
Her new trainer approaches me.
This must be fake -
My legs start to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I've got two tickets to Ruins of Alph, now, baby -
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe -
I'm just a teenage breeder, baby, like you.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh yeah,
Breeder.
No, she doesn't know that she'll miss me.
Oh yeah,
Breeder.
No, she'll never know that she'd miss me.
