7:10 PM 11/8/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "I think I happied him to the vet. " -Charlie Brown

Chuey's Corner:
[Chuquita & Goku burst into Dende's 'office']
Chuquita: (calling out) DENDE! DENDE! DEN--gah! [peeks into one of the rooms
to find Dende sitting on an arm-chair blowing bubbles out of a bubble-pipe
wearing a fez on his head and having two other nameks fanning him with large
feathers] [walks up to him] (flatly) Dende what are you doing?
Dende: (glances up at her, then shrieks) EEP! (to servants) Away peasants! Your
Kami has to meet with these two associates. Go away. Now.
Servants: Yes Kami. (nod, then disappear)
Goku: (whispers to Chu) I think this 'kami' stuff has gone to Dende's head.
Chuquita: Yeah, he's acting just like Veggie-eep! (yelps) I shouldn't have said that!
(slowly looks up at Goku; who's about to burst into tears again)
Goku: (w/bottom lip wobbling) Vuh--Veggie?...
Chuquita: (nervously) Heh-heh. Hehehheh...oh boy. (to Dende) (drops the small bag of
Veggie-rocks into his lap) In this bag is a bunch of pebbles which used to be Vegeta.
I want you to change the rocks back into our annoying ouji friend right now.
Dende: (smugly) But if I did that it would only harm the Earth. My job is to protect it, not
harm it.
Chuquita: (with a slight tinge of anger in her voice) AND HOW WOULD CHANGING VEGGIE BACK HARM
THE EARTH!
Dende: (as a matter of factly) Well he's still dangerous isn't he.
Goku: (sniffling) I don't think my little Veggie's dangerous. [to the little bag of pebbles]
Are you Veggie?
Bag of pebbles: ...
Goku: (eyes well up with tears) (starts bawling) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VEGGIE COME BACK TO US
VEGGIE!
Chuquita: (sniffles once, then glares at Dende and holds him up by the collar) CHANGE VEGETA
BACK RIGHT NOW OR I'LL CHANGE _YOU_ INTO A SOMETHING A LOT WORSE THAN A BAG OF ROCKS!
Dende: (gulps) (nervously) Yes ma'am! (zaps the bag of rocks, causing a confused and disoriented
Vegeta to appear in their place)
Vegeta: Ohhhhh, my head. (grabs his head in pain)
Goku & Chuquita: VEGGIE! [both glomp onto Veggie, hugging him]
Goku: OH MY LITTLE BUDDY'S BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU VEGGIE-CHAN!
Chuquita: I'M SO SORRY I CHANGED YOU INTO A STATUE I PROMISE I'LL NEVER HURT YOU AGAIN YOU POOR
SHORT LITTLE THING!
Vegeta: (confused, looks down at them) (angrily) WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO BAKAYAROS TALKING
ABOUT!
Both: (look at each other and smile) VEGGIE'S BACK! (glomp onto him tighter)


Summary: Goku & Vegeta have been abducted by alien fur collectors who wish to add some saiyajin
coats to their collection. Will the two be able to escape before they get stuffed or even skinned
? Find out!
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" Let's see now, crossing in a no-crossing zone, exceeding the speed limit, going through
a red light-- " the police officer rattled off the list of offenses as Chi-Chi sat back in her
seat, an angry look on her face. Gohan put his hands over his flushed face, mortified. Goten sat
in the back-seat, bouncing up & down slightly.
The officer peeked in on Goten, the went back to Chi-Chi, " Child not wearing a safety-
-belt, " he added.
Chi-Chi snapped, " LISTEN YOU! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HEAR THIS! MY HUSBAND'S IN TROUBLE
AND I NEED TO GET TO HIM! _NOW_! "
The officer was taken aback, " Trouble? What kind of trouble? Is he hurt? "
" He WILL be if I don't get home! " Chi-Chi warned him, " I bet VEGETA'S in on this! He
better not be hurting my Goku or I swear I'll DECK that man when I see him! " she threw a fake
punch in the air.
The officer looked at her, shocked, " Uhh--right. "
::AHHHHHHH!::
" GOKU! " Chi-Chi shouted suddenly, then started up the car again.
" HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! " the officer gasped.
" I'M COMING SWEETIE! " Chi-Chi screamed, not paying attention. She slammed her foot on
the gas and sped off.
" WHERE IS SHE GOING! " the officer said, then hopped back into his car, " COME ON MEN!
WE'LL HEAD HER OFF AT ROUTE 80! " he said, then slammed the door.
" MOM! ARE YOU CRAZY! THOSE WERE THE POLICE!!! " Gohan exclaimed.
" OH GOHAN SHUT UP! " Chi-Chi snapped at him. Gohan sank back into his chair.
" This is definately not a good day. "


" Ohhh... "
Goku yawned, opening his eyes. The dim lights were once again on in the large bubble-room
. His frowned, realizing he was still in the spaceship. The saiyajin sighed, then, feeling
something tugging at him, looked over his shoulder to see a sleeping Vegeta behind him, now
wearing the orange gi cover Goku had dropped on him the last night.
" Ohhhhhhhh! " Vegeta whined in his sleep, pulling the shirt overtop of his head.
" Hey Veggie? You awake? " Goku whispered to him, " Veggie? Veggie? " he pushed the
smaller saiyajin slightly, causing him just to let out a whimper.
" AHH! NO! NOT THE PUDDING! NOT THE PUDDING TAKE IT AWAY! " Vegeta wailed with fright,
flailing his arms about. He sat up, breathing heavily.
" Morning little buddy! " Goku said, the normal peppiness gone from his voice.
" Good morning bakarrot. " Vegeta huffed, then tugged at his shirt to keep himself a
little warmer. Then, noticing what he was wearing, turned a pale green color, " ECH! KAKO-GERMS!
INFESTING MY BODY WITH THEIR DISQUSTING KAKO-COOTIES! " he pointed at Goku, " YOU! YOU PUT THIS
ON ME! "
" Actually little buddy, I layed it ontop of you. I never put it on you. And I left you
sleeping all the way over there. I thought you said we're not supposed to cross each other's side
of the cage. " Goku exclaimed.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Will you stop pointing out so many dang plotholes! It doesn't
matter! "
" ...in that case, can I have my gi top back? " Goku asked.
" NO! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Why! "
" HEY! IT'S ON _MY_ BODY NOW SO IT'S _MY_ SHIRT! GOT IT! " Vegeta yelled at him. Goku
stuck out his bottom lip & pouted.
" Yeah well, I should've known better than to give you that shirt in the first place. "
he crossed his arms.
" I'm glad you did, all it does is show how much loyality my peasants have towards their
GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " Vegeta boasted.
" "Peasants"? Vegeta, _I'M_ the only peasant you have! Everyone else got blown up
REMEMBER! " Goku said.
Vegeta smiled sweetly at him, " A-HA! You _DO_ admit your peasant-ness to me! "
" Oh brother. " Goku groaned, " I didn't mean it like that what I was trying to say
was-- "
" Bow down before your prince Kakarrot! " Vegeta stood up and pointed down at him.
" Vedge, I really don't think we have time for this. " Goku said, staring at the finger
now pointed inbetween his eyes, " We need to figure out a plan to get out of here. "
" BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR FEEL MY WRATH, PEASANT! " Vegeta said, getting aggrivated.
" You know I should've just let you freeze over there. At least if you were frozen you
wouldn't be able to annoy me. " Goku sighed, still slightly depressed from the situation.
Vegeta's eyes widened with shock, " ANNOY YOU! YOU THINK I'M ANNOYING! " he said, hurt.
" Yes I think you're annoying because you're not doing ANYTHING to help us get out of
this STUPID CHAMBER/CAGE! " Goku said, frustrated.
" You hate me?... " Vegeta said in a small voice, his eyes glazing over.
" Oh Veggie don't do this I can't deal with it right now--- "
" *sob*! "
Goku hung his head, " No Vegeta, I don't hate you. " he said blandly.
The ouji instantly stopped crying. The proud smirk returning to his face, " HA! I KNEW
you could never disobey your leader peasant! Now go fetch me some coffee! " he ordered Goku, who
just rolled his eyes.
" Ahh, and how is my little fur coat doing today hmm? " Snowflake said to Goku, then
turned towards Vegeta, who gulped, " And how's my handsome little statue? "
" Kaka-chan! " Vegeta shrieked, backing up into Goku.
" I have a very special treat for you boys today. " she said, smiling.
" Oh no, oh no Kakarrot she's going to stuff me RIGHT NOW! " he clung to him, then
pleaded to Snowflake, " Wouldn't you rather make your coat first? " Vegeta laughed nervously,
patting Goku on the head, " He isn't getting any younger you know. "
" Neither are you. " Snowflake replied. Vegeta's face turned the familiar pale green
color, " But that isn't why I came here. In fact, I'm here to inform you two I've had my servants
prepare breakfast for you two. "
" Goku like breakfast... " Goku said, holding his stomach, seemingly in a trance, "
Haven't seen food in hours...many many many long hours... " he trailed off.
" How do we know you haven't POISONED our "breakfast". " Vegeta glared at her.
" And spoil the fun of hearing you scream like a little girl while I tear up your insides
. Not a chance. " Snowflake smirked at him.
" You mean you're gonna rip me open while I'm still ALIVE! " Vegeta gasped.
" Yes, yes I am. That is, until I tire of hearing you cry and sob and sniffle like the
weak baby-monkey creature you are. " Snowflake said, " Then I'm going to give you a powerful
seditive to knock you unconsious. I call it, hitting the saiyajin on the head really really
hard. "
" ...? "
" I have no medicine here Vegeta, I do everything by hand. " Snowflake smiled as the
prince's face drooped, " Now enough of that. BOYS! BRING IN THE FOOD! NOW! " she ordered as
nearly 60 people came in, carrying huge plates of food and wheeled them inside the bubble.
Vegeta stared at this, shocked. He went over to the place the people had entered through at
pressed his hand against the wall.
" HOW! " he said as the people left the bubble as easily as they had come in, " HOW DID
THEY DO THAT! "
" They all have similar DNA, my pet. " Snowflake snickered, " This wall allows only
whatever DNA I program into it to enter and leave. To anything else, well, it's just plain solid.
" she shrugged.
" YOU--you--EVIL TWISTED CREATURE! " he snarled, " KAKARROT DID YOU HEAR THAT!...Kakarrot
? " Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see Goku devouring piece after piece of the food, " Will
you cut that out! That's disqusting. "
Goku looked down at him from the top of a huge roasted turkey and burped, " Aren'tcha
hungry little buddy? "
" YES BUT I'M NOT A PIG LIKE YOU ARE! LIKE I SAID IN PART 1! I CAN CONTROL MY URGES TO
EAT MASS QUANTITIES OF FOOD! "
Goku held up a drumstick, " Not even a little bit? "
" Nope. " Vegeta turned in the other direction.
" But Veggie you'll starve. I don't want you to starve. I like you. " Goku said sadly.
" I'm not eating ANYTHING prepared by a relative of Freezer's. " Vegeta said stubbornly.
Goku thought for a moment, then smiled, " I bet I could eat more food than YOU Veggie. "
he said sneakily.
" YOU COULD NOT! " Vegeta shouted at him, then dove at the turkey and ripped a huge
chunk out of it with his teeth, " SHHE DAT KAKAWWOT! I CAN EAFH DUST AS MUMPH AS YOU! EFEN MORE!"
Vegeta mocked with his mouth full.
" OH YEAH? "
" YEAH! "



" Ohhh, I can't feel my legs.. " Vegeta groaned, the two saiyajins bellies now 200X their
orignal size and bloated from the food inside them.
" I can't SEE my legs. " Goku added, " But my tummy feels really really happy. Almost
proud of itself. "
" I can't move! I think I'm going to cry. " Vegeta said in horror as the two lay on their
backs at opposite ends of the cage. He waved his now-fat little arms around, " I CAN'T EVEN SIT
UP! THIS IS HORRIBLE! How pathetic... "
" I can't move either Veggie. " Goku said.
" ...AHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed suddenly.
" What? What is it! " Goku said, worried.
" IT'S A TRAP! KAKARROTTO IT WAS A TRAP! " Vegeta wailed.
" What was a trap? " Goku asked innocently.
" SHE PURPOSELY OVERFED US SO WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RUN AWAY WHEN SHE LET DOWN THE
FORCE FIELD! " Vegeta cried, then paused, feeling snatched with terror as what he watched the
force field disappear, what he had just said was coming true. He screamed.
" Hello again boys. " Snowflake said to the two bloated saiyajins, then looked at Goku,
" Are you ready "Kaka-chan"? I so look forward to wearing my new saiyajin fur coat while I feast
upon its owner's succulent roasted appendages. "
" I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU EAT MY PEASANT! " Vegeta screamed.
" Actually, my dear, you're going to watch. " she replied. Vegeta looked at her oddly.
" I'm going to take care of you AFTER I finish your "big buddy" here. "
" How did you know I call him that? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her.
" You were crying for that idiot in your sleep. I can't help it if I happened to over-
-hear your nightmare. "
" YOU'RE THE NIGHTMARE! " Goku yelled at her.
Vegeta smirked, " Ha! I just thought of something. You can't stuff me NOW. Look out fat
your baka food has made me. I'd break that stupid little pedistal of yours. "
" I already thought of that. " Snowflake said, " That's why I'm getting your stomach
pumped. " she said. Vegeta let out a yelp as dozens of workers from before rushed in & dropped
the tubby ouji onto a platform & carried him off.
" HEY! NO! LET GO OF ME! PUT ME DOWN! " Vegeta screamed from the other room, " What's
that thing? NO! NO DON'T DO THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMMY!!!!! "
" LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku screamed, " Oh no! The poor little guy! VEGGIE!!!! "
Snowflake shook her head, " My dear friend, I think you have much more important things
to worry about right now then your "little buddy". Like, for instance, weither you'd taste better
cooked in your own juices, or basted with gravy. Oh I DO enjoy gravy. " she clasped her hands
together in fond remembrence of the pasterized meat juices, " What do you think Kakarrotto? "
" I think I'm ready to go home now. "



" HE'S GONE! " Chi-Chi screamed in fright as she quickly searched the house, " HE LEFT
AND HE DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE TO! Ohhh, what if he's in danger right now! I can't lose him again!
I couldn't bear it! "
" Mom, I really think we should worry about the police right now, " Gohan said, " I mean
they could arrest us or through us in jail! We left before they could give us our ticket! "
" GOHAN! Your father's life is MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than some speeding violation! "
Chi-Chi said angrily.
" You mean you really think Dad's in danger! " Gohan gulped.
Chi-Chi sighed, " That's it. He's not here. Come on boys, we're going to Bulma's house. "
she said.
" Why're we going there? " Goten asked.
" Why? Because the only person low enough to drag your father out of the house after I've
given him STRICT ORDERS to stay in lives there. "
" Who's that Mommy? "
" I'll give you a hint, he's short, mean, and freakishly obsessed with Goku! "
" OH! " Goten said, enlightened, " YOU MEAN-- "



" --VEGETA!!! VEGETA WHERE ARE YOU! " Bulma screamed as she continued her own search for
the saiyajin counterpart, " IF HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE HE COULD'VE AT LEAST LEFT ME A NOTE! "
*DING*DONG*!
Bulma went to open the door, only to have it fling open in her face.
" WHERE'S MY BABY! " Chi-Chi roared, " WHERE DID THAT SHORT OBSESSED LITTLE STOOGE TAKE
MY BABY! "
" Huh--wha--what're you talking about? " Bulma said, confused.
" VEGETA! WHERE DID HE TAKE MY GOKU! " Chi-Chi grabbed her by the collar & shook her
violently, " I MUST KNOW WHERE THEY ARE SO I CAN PUMMEL VEGETA INTO THE GROUND! "
" Chi-Chi I'm sure everything's fine! They're probably out sparring somewhere! " Bulma
said, trying to calm her down.
" IF THEY WERE OUT SPARRING I WOULD BE ABLE TO SENSE THEM! I CANNOT SENSE THEM BULMA! I
CAN NOT SENSE THEM! " Chi-Chi screamed.
Gohan's eyes widened, " Oh my God...I can't sense them either. "
" You can't! " Chi-Chi dropped Bulma to the floor, " Oh no, if you can't sense them, that
means they're dead! "
" Or very far away. " Gohan noted.
" How far away? " Bulma asked.
" If I can't sense them, and if they're still alive, they could be, galaxies away from
here. So many light years you wouldn't be able to count. " he shook his head.
" You think they went off to spar on some planet in the middle of nowhere! " Chi-Chi
exclaimed.
" With Dad's ablility to teleport it's possible. And if they were gonna do some serious
fighting, maybe he teleported them so no one else could get hurt. " he explained.
" I hope you're right. " Bulma said, worried.
" YEAH! BECAUSE IF YOU AREN'T I'M GONNA FLATTEN THAT SHORTCAKE TO THE POINT WHERE HE'LL
NEED A LADDER TO REACH HIS STEPSTOOL! " Chi-Chi threatened.
" Calm down! I'm sure they're both fine! " Gohan said nervously, " Perfectly fine... "



" Ohhhhh...ohhhhHHHHHhhHHHhhhh! " Vegeta wailed as Snowflake's workers wheeled him out
of the operating room on a stretcher. His stomach now back to its normal size, not to mention
empty. His eyes widened, noticing the cage up ahead, he went SSJ2 he blasted the others against
the wall. His empty stomach growled with hunger as he lept off the board and ran off,
" KAKARROTTO! KAKARROTTO! KAKA-CHAN! WHERE ARE YOU! "
" ROAR! "
" Eep! " Vegeta gulped at the frightening sound. He froze as the terrible roar echoed
throughout the spaceship. Weakened by hunger he slowly made his way towards the source of the
sound, " Kakarrot? Is that you? " he said, then whipped around to see several bright lights
emitting from a nearby room. Vegeta peeked into the room and gasped to see a large tailed ape
strapped to the floor, a huge cutting knife hanging above him. He instantly recognized the
creature by the strands of blue & orange cloth laying about the floor around it.
" Oh no..Kakarrot! " he cried. The giant ape-creature instantly turned his head in
Vegeta's direction and wailed. The ouji ran at him, then felt himself smash into nothing.
" The invisible wall, an ingenius breakthrough if ask me. " Snowflake chuckled. Vegeta
snarled at her and backed up, only to ram into another invisible wall, " In fact, you're now
surrounded by an entire invisible room. You walked right into it. You should know better then to
poke your nose in other people's business. "
" YOU BAKAYARO! IF YOU DON'T UNSTRAP MY PEASANT RIGHT NOW I'LL BLAST YOU HALFWAY ACROSS
THE GALAXY! " Vegeta yelled angrily.
" And lose my beautiful coat and dinner? NEVER! " Snowflake shouted. The giant ape's eyes
widened with fear as Snowflake pulled out a huge set of hedgeclippers and started towards Goku.
" ROAR!!! " he screamed in fright at the sight of the sharp object in Snowflake's hands.
" NO! KAKA-CHAN! " he pressed his hands against the shield wall.
" Oh don't worry about "Kaka-chan", after all, you're going to get a ring-side seat to
watch me skin him. And maybe if you're a good little prince, I'll let you have some of him for
my dinner. Which do you prefer, a wing or a leg? " she cackled.
" I WON'T LET YOU EAT MY PEASANT!!! OR SHAVE HIM EITHER! "
" Actually, I wasn't planning on shaving him, but now that you mention it, I might be
able to create a more comfortable fitting on the mittens by shaving. What a brilliant idea Vegeta
! " Snowflake smirked, then pulled out a huge electric razor from behind her back.
" ROARRARRR! " the ape kicked about as Snowflake ran the razor across his arm, massess
of black fur falling to the ground, " ROOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!! "
" If you're lucky "little buddy", I'll let you live long enough to see the finished
product! " she yelled from across the room, " Maybe I'll even let you try on those mittens you
mentioned earlier! "
Vegeta shivered, " You sicko. " he mumbled, only to have Snowflake appear in front of
him, a furious look on her face.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY, MY-SOON-TO-BE-STUFFED OUJI! " she gritted through her teeth, " You
know I COULD put your friend on hold and skip straight to stuffing YOU! Would you like that
Vegeta? Is that what you want? "
" I _WANT_ YOU TO RELEASE KAKARROT! AND IF HE'S NOT RELEASED WITHIN 10 MINUTES I'M
BUSTING OUT OF HERE AND SKINNING _YOU_ YOU ANIMAL MURDERER! " Vegeta screamed.
" Oh, that's alright. " Snowflake said casually as she walked away, " I'll only need 5. "




" ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! " the
ape cried out in pain as Snowflake continued her work. Vegeta, now at SSJ2 watching the scene.
His hands clenched as he held them against the shield wall. Snowflake made her way up to the
ape's still-hairy head and smiled.
" And now for the final touch. " she smirked, then bolted up as she heard a loud scream.
She looked over her shoulder to see a hole now broken in the shield, " But how could he--OOFA! "
Snowflake screamed as a pair of fists came flying down at the back of her head, knocking her to
the floor. Vegeta floated above her with a triumphant look on his face. He smirked, now at SSJ3.
Goku stared at him, shocked. The ouji smiled, then flew down to where the ape's tail was and sent
a thin beam at it, chopping it in two which caused Goku to change back into himself. The younger
saiyajin groaned, then slowly sat up. Since he was no longer a freakishly large ape-monster, Goku
was able to easily slide his arms & legs out from underneath the straps holding him to the floor.
He looked at his own body, baffled.
" That's strange. I don't feel skinned. " he scratched his head, then gawked at the
humongous mount of fur across the room.
" That's because she shaved it off, dummy. " Vegeta crossed his arms, " Besides, you
wouldn't feel anything now because you don't have hair all over your body when your in your
normal form. "
" OHHHH! " Goku said, as if enlightened, " Isn't that AMAZING! " he marvelled.
" By the way, in case you haven't noticed Kakarrot, I just SAVED YOUR BAKA LIFE! " Vegeta
said. Goku looked up at him & let out a big grin.
" HEY! You DID, didn't you! " he lept to his feet.
" No duh.. " Vegeta grumbled back.
" AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW VEH-GEEEEE! " Goku squealed, then outstretched his arms,
" Lemmie give you a big warm squishy "thank you for saving me" hug, hmm! "
Vegeta backed up, " ARE YOU CRAZY! I AM _NOT_ LETTING YOU EVEN _THINK_ ABOUT HUGGING ME
UNTIL YOU GET SOME PANTS ON! Or at least a censor bar or a leaf for something. "
" What's wrong with me now? " Goku asked innocently.
" YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! " Vegeta yelled, covering his eyes, then peeked &
covered them again, " OHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS THE EYES!!! " he shouted.
" But little buddy, I'm nakee when I go fishing and it doesn't bother the fish. " Goku
said curiously.
" WELL IT BOTHERS ME NOW GO GET SOMETHING TO COVER YOUR, YOUR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! "
Vegeta ordered, still covering his eyes with one hand & pointing down the hall with the other one
" K. " Goku shrugged, then walked off and returned. He tapped Vegeta on the shoulder.
" Are you covered now Kakarrot? " Vegeta growled.
" Yeah. " Goku responded. Vegeta took his hands off his eyes to see the taller saiyajin
now wearing a long grass hula skirt. Vegeta sweatdropped, then slapped himself on the forehead
with his right hand.
Goku grinned, " I'm a hula-girl! "
" God, what did I do to deserve this idiot. " Vegeta looked upward, then sighed, " At
least it's an improvement. "
" I didn't see anything wrong from before! Chi-Chi lets me walk around the house like
that all the time. " Goku said, still baffled.
Vegeta grumbled, " Nudist. " he spoke up, " Come on Kakarrot I think the exit's down this
way. " he said, pointing at a nearby door.
" YEA! EXIT! WE'RE GOING HOME! " Goku cheered, " I'm goin home w/Veggie! I'm goin home
w/Veggie! " he said in a sing-song voice, " I'm not gonna get eaten, cuz I'm goin home w/Veggie!"
he smiled happily, " Say Vegeta? "
" What is it NOW Kakarrot? "
" Can you give me a piggyback ride to the end of the hall! " he asked, giggling.
" Now WHY would I want to do that? "
" Because you're nice and sweet and you saved my life and your the BEST little buddy I've
EVER HAD in the entire UNIVERSE! " Goku said happily.
Vegeta paused in the middle of the hall, his face bright red with embrassment, " I am
NOT giving you a ride to the end of the blasted hall! GOT IT! "
" --OH! I forgot one of my reasons! " Goku said, then grinned, " Wanna hear it? "
" No, no reason you can give me will make me give you a piggyback ride. " Vegeta said
sternly, " But go ahead with it anyway. "
" K!! " Goku nodded, " My last and most important reason of all IS...cuz you LOVE me! "
" ... "


" I can't believe I'm giving you a piggyback ride down the hall. " Vegeta said, defeated.
" Well it's true isn't it? "
" Shut up. "
" It is, isn't it? "
" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! " Vegeta shouted, red with anger.
Goku giggled impishly, well aware he was beginning to bother his short friend. He
smirked, " ...isn't it? "
" You ask me that stupid question one more time and I'm going to stuff that grass skirt
down your FAT THROAT! " Vegeta yelled.
" If it's such a stupid question why don't you answer it? " Goku said, leaving the ouji
temporarily speechless.
Vegeta re-composed himself, " Because that question is so stupid that it would be a waste
of my royal, princely breath; to answer it. " he said boastfully.
" Oh brother. " Goku rolled his eyes, then, seeing the exit door, lept off of the shorter
saiyajin's shoulder's and ran towards it. Goku grabbed the handle and pulled down on it,
preparing to open the door.
" AHH! KAKARROT NO! " Vegeta screamed, running towards him, " DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! WE'RE
NOT BACK ON EARTH YET! WE'RE STILL IN-- " he froze as Goku swung open the door only to get
sucked out, screaming wildly, " --space. "
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5:35 PM 11/11/01
END OF PART 2
Vegeta: (confused) Waitaminute, how did we get here!
Chuquita: You've been a statue for the past fic-n-a-½. I'll explain what you missed later.
Goku: (still clinging to Veggie) Veggie's back..Veggie Veggie Veggie!
Vegeta: (to Chu) So? Am I really not going to get changed into anything anymore?
Chuquita: Same rules applies as always Vedge-head. You only do the time if you commit the crime.
Vegeta: Eh?
Chuquita: (groans) You only get punished when you do something bad.
Goku: Or in your case, stupid.
Vegeta: (barks at Goku) Woof woof!
[All sweatdrop]
Vegeta: (glares at Chu, who smiles back at him) Very cute, genius. (to Goku) WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU
ON ANYWAY!
Goku: (grins) I'm undecided!
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yeah, your MIND is undecided...stupid baka Kakarrot.
Goku: (still hugging Vegeta) (to Chu) So? What're we doing next?
Chuquita: (shrugs) I dunno, wherever my mood takes me.
Vegeta: How about dislodging Kakarrot's arms from around me.
Goku: (sniffles happily) I missed my Veggie so much! I thought I'd never see him again!
Chuquita: Yeah Vedge, we all thought you were a goner.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes, then looks up at the nauseatingly cute expression now on Goku's face)
...Oh alright. He can stay there.
Goku: (hugs tighter) YEA!
Vegeta: But only till the end of the next corner or I'll catch that Kako-disease of his.
Goku: But little buddy I don't have germs.
Vegeta: (snaps) YOU _ARE_ A GERM!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Here we go again.