7:50 PM 11/11/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "But without his buddy Vegeta, he's nothing" -Ginyu
Chuey's Corner:
[Chu & Goku are sitting at the Corner desk, Goku hugging Veggie on his lap]
Chuquita: Hello and welcome to part 3. I'm Chuquita--
Goku: [points to Vegeta] And this is Veggie! [still hugging him] In't he cute!
Chuquita: Uh--no.
Vegeta: (aggrivated) HEY!
Goku: Don't you be mean to Veggie! We just had Dende change him back! He could still
be a bag of ROCKS right now! WOULD YOU _LIKE_ FOR HIM TO STILL BE A BAG OF ROCKS!
Chuquita: (freezes) ....
Goku: WELL!
Chuquita: (sighs) No...
Vegeta: (smirks) You tell her Kakarrot!
Goku: (hugs him tighter, causing Veggie's face to turn blue) AWWWWWW! VEGGIE AGREES WITH ME!
DON'T YOU VEGGIE!
Vegeta: Can't...breathe...
Chuquita: (groans) Oh brother. Uh, Son-San?
Goku: Yes?
Vegeta: (frantically waving his arms about, gasping for air)
Chuquita: Do you mind, uhh, letting go of him for a second?
Goku: (worried) You're not going to HURT him are you?
Chuquita: Uhh, no, I'm going to, uhh, (thinking of an excuse) umm, hug him too, yeah. That's it.
Goku: (grins) Sure! [drops Vegeta to the ground] I missed him so much I forgot how much I liked
huggin the little guy.
Vegeta: I swear you've both been acting 'weird' since that whole 'oh no we turned Vegeta into
a statue and then broke him and had to have Dende change him back' incident.
Goku: (staring down at him with big sparkily eyes) We just missed you that's all. I mean, we
thought we'd never see you again. (sniffles)
Vegeta: (sniffles back) Really?
Goku: (nods, biting his bottom lip)
Vegeta: (wails) OH KAKA-CHAN! [grabs onto him]
Goku: (wails) LITTLE BUDDY! [squeezes, then pulls Chu over by the arm] CHU-CHAN!
Chuquita: (groans) Oh, please no. Don't, I don't want to--
Goku: [hugs them both at once] GROUP HUG!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Why me....
Summary: Goku & Vegeta have been abducted by alien fur collectors who wish to add some saiyajin
coats to their collection. Will the two be able to escape before they get stuffed or even skinned
? Find out!
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" KAKARROT! " Vegeta screamed as he poked his head out the open doorway, nearly
everything in the hall out into space. The ouji gulped, then held his breath & jumped out of the
hallway, " WHERE ARE YOU! I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THAT DOOR! " he shouted, looking around,
" KAKARROT! KAKA-RROT!! " he paused, hoping to hear an answer. He frowned, " Oh no...this can't
be happening to me! " he cried, then heard a loud, creaky noise from behind him. The ouji turned
around to see the exit door slowly closing. Vegeta made one more frantic look around for his
commrad, then rushed back inside just as the door slammed shut.
" What've I done! I've LOST Kakarrot! I let him wander off and he went and did something
STUPID as usual and now he's gotten his STUPID self sucked into DEEP SPACE! " Vegeta said
nervously, " Oh no! What'll Chi-Chi say when I get back to Earth and she and those Kako-spawn of
hers find out _I_ caused the events that led to Kakarrot getting KIL--lost. " he said, twittling
his fingers, " She'll kill me! Or torture me! Or WORSE--force me to watch some old cheesy
soap opera! " he said, shaking, " OH KAKA-CHAN WHERE ARE YOU! "
" Right here. "
Vegeta looked up to see Goku grinning down at him.
" How did you... "
" I can TELEPORT, remember silly? " Goku giggled, rubbing the ouji on his head.
Vegeta sighed in relief, " I forgot about that. Heh-heh. Ohhhh... " he groaned, grabbing
his head, " I think I feel a migraine coming on. " he stood up.
" Hey Vedge? " Goku asked.
" Yes, Kakarrot? "
" It's true, isn't it? "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, then sighed, " Yes, yes it's true Kakarrot. You were
correct. "
" YEE! " Goku grinned widely in triumph, " I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! You DO lov-- "
" Just keep it to yourself oh-kay? " Vegeta glared. Goku let out a chuckle, then shut up.
" Well little buddy, I guess we're going to have to find a way to land this ship before
we can get off, huh? " Goku put his hands behind his head as they started walking back down the
hallway in the direction they had come from.
" Brillant observation Kakarrot, you should be a rocket scientist. " Vegeta remarked
sarcastically.
" Really? " Goku smiled, believing him, " Wow! Yeah! I could make a giant rocket shaped
like a fish, and then I could send it out into space and see if I can make contact with OTHER
fish-like creatures for me to eat after all the ones in the river are gone! Or maybe I could-- "
" --maybe you could shut up. I was joking before. " Vegeta said, irritated. Goku stopped
walking, then sniffled.
" You mean you were lying? " he said in a small voice, " You mean you really DON'T
love m-- "
" I..MEANT..I..WAS..LYING..ABOUT..YOU BEING SMART! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
Goku instantly stopped sniffling.
" Oh. " he said as if nothing happened, then continued onward, " Say, I wonder where the
control room is? "
" Well, if she's anything like Freezer, she put the control room at the tip of the ship."
Vegeta said, thinking out loud.
" But little buddy, This ship is ROUND. It HAS no tip. " Goku said as Vegeta froze, then
slapped himself on the forehead.
" Oh crap this is gonna be harder than I thought. "
" *DING*DONG*! " the doorbell rang at Bulma's house. Gohan & Goten were sitting in front
of the TV.
" Mom's been gone for several hours now, I hope she comes back soon. " Gohan said,
worried.
" Forget about it Gohan, I'm sure that's her now. " Bulma smiled, then opened the door.
Her jaw dropped to the floor to see Chi-Chi and the rest of the town villagers, each one of them
holding a large firey stick.
" I have organized an angry mob! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" Uhh, Chi-Chi, what do we need an angry mob for? " Bulma said, still in shock.
" We shall flush out the short evil one and make sure he is PUNISHED!!! " Chi-Chi yelled.
" PUNISHED! " the mob cheered back.
" WE SHALL SEIZE HIM BY THE TIP OF HIS POINTY HAIR AND HANG HIM AT DAWN!! "
" AT DAWN! "
" WE SHALL CHOP OFF HIS LIMBS AND FEED THEM THE OUR LIVESTOCK! "
" LIVESTOCK! "
" Chi-Chi, you don't HAVE any livestock. " Bulma said.
" Yeah Mom, don't you think you're going a little, uh, EXTREME on this? " Gohan offered.
" EXTREME? " Chi-Chi zipped over to him, " THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT TOO EXTREME FOR THAT
SHORT LITTLE FREAK OF NATURE! "
" HEY! " Bulma said angrily, " That short little freak of nature you're talking about is
my husband! "
" AFTER WHAT HE'S PROBABLY DOING TO MY GOKU, I DON'T CARE IF HE'S YOUR BROTHER! " Chi-Chi
screamed.
" But Mommy you don't even know if Uncle Veggie's doing anything to Daddy in the first
place. " Goten explained, then giggled, " If anything, Uncle Veggie's probably the one getting
beaten up. "
" Hmm, that makes perfect logic son. " Chi-Chi smiled, then narrowed her eyes, " BUT THIS
IS NO TIME FOR LOGIC! THIS IS TIME FOR DESTORYING THAT INSENSITIVE LITTLE JERK! "
" Mom, I can't let you do that to him. " Gohan said, standing up.
" I understand that you don't want to get involved in anything too violent, sweetheart. "
Chi-Chi said, kissing him on the cheek, " So if you'd rather stay home while Mommy parades down
the street with Vegeta's head on this stick Mommy won't mind. It would probably tramatize you
anyway. "
" "parade down the steet with....on this stick"?? THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNSHMENT! "
Gohan gasped.
" HA! HE'S THE ONE WHO KIDNAPPED MY BABY AND IS FORCING HIM TO BATTLE AGAINST HIM! "
Chi-Chi huffed.
" How do you know that's what really happened? " Goten said, " For all we know Daddy
could've been the one who barged in on Uncle Veggie and they got kidnapped by aliens who wanted
to mount their head on plaques or something. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Goten that is the most bizzare reason for your father's disappearance that I could
EVER think of! " Chi-Chi put her hands on her hips.
" Not according to "Invasion of the Blob People"; Trunks & I watched a monster movie
marathon last night and they did the same thing to all these famous people and-- "
" --oh Goten. " Chi-Chi shook her head, " My Goku is so strong and intellegent he would
have stopped your "blob people" within seconds and safely driven himself home by now. "
" AHHHHHHHH!!!! " Goku & Vegeta screamed as the spaceship spun about wildly in a circle,
the two sitting at the drivers seats in the control room.
" MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP NOW! " Vegeta screamed, his face now a pale
green color, " IF THOSE BAKAS HADN'T PUMPED MY BLASTED STOMACH I WOULD'VE BLOWN CHUNKS ALL OVER
YOU BY NOW! I _SHOULD_ BE BLOWING CHUNKS ALL OVER YOU BY NOW YOU IDIOT DRIVER! "
" I'M NOT AN IDIOT DRIVER I'M A GOOD DRIVER! "
" THEN DO SOMETHING GOOD AND STOP THIS CRAZY THING! "
" .... " Goku thought for a moment, " ...I don't know how! " he said, panicy.
" JUST PRESS A BUTTON! " Vegeta yelled back.
" WHICH ONE? "
" I DON'T CARE! "
" Hmm, " Goku studied the buttons on the control panel, " I like the blue one. " he
smiled.
" WELL PRESS IT! "
" K! " Goku grinned, then tapped the button, causing the ship to come to a complete stop.
The two saiyajins screamed as the force from the stop sent them flying at the front window. The
two slowly slid down the window, their faces smushed against it. They fell ontop of the control
panel.
" Ohhh, my face. " Vegeta groaned.
Goku sat up, then whooped, " I WANNA DO THAT AGAIN! "
" NO DON'T! " Vegeta screamed as Goku pressed the red button, sending the ship spinning
again. He pressed the blue button, causing the two to again smash into the window.
" IIIIIIII LOVE IT! " Goku squealed, " AGAIN! " he reached down to the button, only to
have Vegeta chuck him across the room and into the door.
" YOU...YOU...YOU NINCOMPOOP! WE ARE TRYING TO GET HOME! _NOT_ SEND OURSELVES TO THE
HOSPITAL FOR PLASTIC SURGERY! " Vegeta slammed his fist down on the motherboard.
Goku grinned, " YEA! RED BUTTON! "
" Red-- " Vegeta looked down at his fist, which was now ontop of the button, " Oh no..
no agai-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " he screamed as the ship spun for a third
time. Vegeta desprately tried to climb back up onto his seat to reach the blue button. He stuck
his arm out, his finger nearing the button.
" *whooooo....oo*. " the ship stopped spinning. Vegeta looked up, baffled. He nearly
gagged to see Goku standing in front of him, the taller saiyajin's finger on the now pressed-in
blue button.
" I GOT IT! " Goku said happily, then skipped merrily over to the driver's seat & plopped
himself in it.
Vegeta got to his feet, then glared furiously at Goku, who turned to him, flashed the
ouji a small angelic smile, then turned back to the windshield.
" I hate you.. " Vegeta growled at Goku as he got into his seat. Goku watching him out of
the corner of his eye, his usual stupid smile now plastered back on his face.
" Aww, no you don't. " Goku said, snickering, " We both know that... "
" Speak of it and I'll slice your head off! " Vegeta snapped, then calmed down,
" Kakarrot, take this blasted ship home. "
" Aye..Aye..Captain. " Goku said, doing a mock-impression of Captain Kirk, then burst
into giggles, " FULL SPEED AHEAD! " he shouted, then thrust his foot down on the gas pedal,
sending the ship off into oblivion...
...and crashlanding nose-first into Goku's backyard. Goku hopped out of the cockpit,
" Ahh, a perfect 3½ point landing! " he said proudly, his hands on his hips. Vegeta wobbled out
of the ship, his face a pale green. He held his hand in front of his mouth, then ran off into the
bushes to throw up.
" Wow, it got dark pretty fast didn't it little buddy? " Goku remarked as Vegeta came
hobbling out from the bushes, some left over spittle dripping out of the side of his mouth.
" That's probably because we were gone for 8 hours baka. " Vegeta grumbled, " AND WHERE'D
YOU LEARN TO DRIVE ANYWAY! YOU COULD'VE JUST GOTTEN US KILLED! "
" Ahh, but I didn't. " Goku said, smirking.
" ...oh-kay, point. " Vegeta shrugged, " BUT THAT IS STILL NO EXCUSE!...meaning I am
still allowed to berate you for your hidious driving skills. " he crossed his arms, " Now take
me home. If have to be around you any longer I'm going to end up catching whatever it is you
have. "
" Yes Mr. Saiyajin no Oujisama. " Goku said sarcastically as he grabbed Vegeta's arm &
teleported them to the back of Vegeta's house.
" Here we are Veggie. " Goku smiled.
" *A-Hem*! "
" No. "
" *A-HEM!!* "
" Here we are, Mr. Saiyajin no Oujisama. " Goku rolled his eyes, correcting himself.
Vegeta smiled contently at him, " Ya like that don'tcha? " Goku said flatly.
" Yes, only you forgot "the great and powerful" part. That comes before it. THE GREAT AND
POWERFUL Mr. Saiyajin no Oujisama. " he said happily.
" You're so full of yourself. " Goku sighed.
" I know! " Vegeta grinned, " Ain't I GREAT! "
" You mean "great and powerful". "
" Yes, that too! You're catching on Kakarrot! " Vegeta said, playfully knocking him the
gut with his fist.
" Say little buddy, what're all those lights from? " Goku said, changing the subject.
" What lights? " Vegeta peeked around the side of the house and gasped to see the huge
group of people at his front door with flaming torches in their hands, " OH NO! IT'S THE CABLE
COMPANY! I NEVER PAID THEIR BLASTED BILL AND THEY CAME HERE TO HANG ME! "
Goku squinted his eyes at the group, " Oh no, we must've been gone for a long time!
Chi-Chi called out the angry mob on us! "
" Angry mob? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow at him.
Goku's eyes widened, " Whenever I'm gone for a long time and Chi-Chi doesn't know where
I am she calls out the angry mob on me! They're here to get you for "taking me away" from her! "
" I didn't take you anywhere bakarrot, YOU'RE the one who was bothering ME! " Vegeta
stamped his foot on the ground.
" THERE HE IS! ATTACK! " one of the villagers shouted as they ran towards the two
saiyajins. Vegeta shrieked & zipped behing Goku.
" STOP! DON'T HURT HIM IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! " Goku shouted back at them.
" Goku! " a voice cried out from the angry mob. Chi-Chi ran up to him and hugged him,
" Oh sweetie you're back and you're safe-n-sound! Oh I missed you so much by baby! "
" Awww, I missed you too Chi-chan! " Goku answered, hugging back.
Chi-Chi backed up, then did a double-take, " Guh--Goku, why are you wearing a hula skirt?
And why are Vegeta's shorts yellow like that? "
" I had and 'accident'. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
" AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING HIS SHIRT!!!! " she screamed at Vegeta.
" Well, I-- "
" Veggie was cold so I gave it too him. " Goku explained, " It was really cold in the
spaceship and all he had on were his stained boxers. But I just layed it ontop of him, he put it
on himself later after I fell asleep. "
" YOU OBSSESSED LITTLE SICKO! " Chi-Chi yelled as she grabbed Vegeta by the collar &
shook him, " HOW DARE YOU DO THAT! PUTTING ON MY GOKU'S SHIRT! HE LOVES THAT SHIRT AND NOW IT'S
GOT YOUR NASTY VEGGIE-GERMS ALL OVER IT! "
" Veggie-germs?! " Vegeta & Goku said in unison.
" She sounds just like you. " Goku marvelled, " Kako-germs; Veggie-germs. "
" LET'S BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! " Chi-Chi screamed to the angry mob.
" BURN HIM! BURN HIM! " the angry mob chanted.
" NO! VEH-GEEEEEEEE! " Goku cried. He ran between Chi-Chi & the angry mob, " Chi-chan you
don't understand! Vegeta saved my life back there! He beat up Freezer's cousin and saved me from
getting turned into a fur coat. He doesn't deserve that! Veggie even went SSJ3 for the first time
ever all because he wanted to save me. He deserves a medal of honor! Not to be made into some
kinda stew. "
" Wow, REALLY Kaka-chan? " Vegeta stared down at him, wide-eyed.
" Yup! " Goku nodded.
" Don't listen to him! Vegeta's brainwashed him! " Chi-Chi yelled to the crowd.
" WHAT?! " Goku sweatdropped.
" COME! WE'LL TIE HIM TO A TREE BRANCH AND BEAT HIM SENSELESS LIKE A PAPER MACHÉ PIÑATA!"
Chi-Chi ordered as the crowd cheered in response.
" No listen! " Goku said to the crowd, " I'm telling the truth Veggie really DID save me.
You can't do that to him! We're buddies, best buddies. And I know so cuz Veggie even told me that
he loves me and he risked his little Veggie life against Freezer's cousin just for me. I would've
been a goner if he didn't. He doesn't hate me, he cares about me. He cares a lot! So if you care
about me then there's no reason you shouldn't care about him too. " he finished. The angry mob
burst into tears to Chi-Chi's shock and amazement.
" Ohhh, *sniff*, I didn't know it was like THAT. " one of the people from the angry mob
said as the several people who had tied Vegeta up set him down on his feet, " We're so sorry
Son-San. "
" Yeah, you SHOULD BE. " Vegeta snorted as he burst his arms through the ropes, causing
them to fall to the ground. He walked over to Goku, " You went a little overboard on the emotions
there Kakarrot. " he said, pointing to the now-sobbing crowd.
" Well it's true, isn't it? " Goku asked innocently.
" OH DON'T YOU START _THAT_ AGAIN! "
Goku giggled at him.
" Whadda you WANT me to answer you! If you want me to lay some lovey-dovey sappy crap all
over you bakarrot you've got another thing comin. " Vegeta growled.
" You don't need to say it, I can read your mind! " Goku smiled as Vegeta froze.
" ... "
" I still don't believe that story of yours, Goku. " Chi-Chi said.
" When you see the spaceship you will. " Goku said.
" Spaceship?? "
" Sure, I landed it in the backyard. As soon as you see it there'll be no doubt that I'm
telling the truth. " Goku said proudly.
" IT'S GONE! THE SPACESHIP IS GONE! " Vegeta screamed in shock as they all stood in the
backyard.
" I don't get it! I landed it RIGHT HERE! " Goku said as he searched the yard frantically
" I KNEW you were just making that up to defend that little jerk. " Chi-Chi said.
" No! No Chi-Chi really I wasn't! It was right here! Only 4 minutes ago too! "
" Oh really? Now what happened to the "spaceship", Goku? Did it just up and fly away on
it's own? " Chi-Chi mocked.
" ...AHH! " Vegeta screamed suddenly, catching Goku's attention.
" What? What is it? " Goku asked.
" SNOWFLAKE! I NEVER KILLED HER I ONLY KNOCKED HER UNCONSIOUS! " Vegeta yelled in shock &
realization.
" Oh no, she must've woken up and taken the ship with her! " Goku gasped.
" Did she now? " the angry mob said skeptically. Chi-Chi held a large club over her head,
glaring furiously at Vegeta.
" Kaka-chan! They think we're lying... " Vegeta said nervously as he backed up.
" I think you're right. " Goku agreed, " Let's get outta here!! " he screamed as he
grabbed the shorter saiyajin by the wrist and ran off, only to screech to a halt to find
themselves surrounded by the angry mob. The large group of people slowly walked closer towards
them, " Uhhh, uhhhh... " Goku stammered.
Vegeta held onto the taller saiyajin's arm tighter & let out an ear-piercing scream,
" KAKA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! "
" Heh-heh-heh. Ahhh, " Snowflake said as she stood in front of her full-length mirror,
smiling at herself in her brand-new saiyajin fur coat, " Beautiful, just beautiful. " she stroked
her coat's sleeves, then twirled around.
" S-sama! We have located the two saiyajins! Do you want me to turn around course and
go after them? " one of Snowflake's lackeys said, poking his head in the doorway.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! "
Both Snowflake and the lackey paused and ran over to the window for the source of the
sound, only to see Earth beneath them.
" No servant, I don't think that will be necessary. " Snowflake answered, " Besides, if
that was who I think it was, by the time we get back down there he'll have been beaten so
senseless there would be no point in putting him on that pedistal over there. It would look just
hideous. And I like things that are beautiful--like this coat. " she turned to him, " Full speed
ahead servant, we're getting out of here. "
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8:30 PM 11/14/01
THE END
Chuquita: And thus ends another story by yours truely.
Vegeta: Say, whatever happened to me and bakarrot at the end there anyway?
Chuquita: Oh, that. That's a plothole. The reader decides for him/herself what the angry mob did
to ya, or maybe they didn't do anything at all. Maybe Son-San teleported the both of you away.
We'll never know.
Goku: (smiles) That's convienent!
Vegeta: (grumbles) More like lazy if you ask me...
Chuquita: (mockingly) Well we can't ALL be perfect like you, can we Vegeta.
Vegeta: (grins widely) Aww, you think I'm perfect?
Chuquita: Yeah, (under her breath) perfectly annoying.
Vegeta: (yells) I HEARD THAT!
Chuquita: (chuckles) Just jokin with ya Vedge-head.
Vegeta: You better be... (cracks his knuckles)
Chuquita: Our next fic is going to be a Christmas Special.
Vegeta: But it isn't even Thanksgiving yet.
Goku: (drools) Mmmmm, turkey....
Chuquita: (still paying attention to audiance) Anyway, this is a Christmas fic that's kind of
jumble of stuff from "A Christmas Carol" and "It's a Wonderful Life". To be blunt, Veggie finds
out what would happen if he was never born; only there's a twist.
Vegeta: A twist?
Chuquita: Yes. Did you know that if it weren't for Vegeta even deciding to escape w/Raditsu &
Nappa from Freezer and come to Earth that the majority of stuff in DBZ NEVER would have happened
and/or taken a totally different route?
Vegeta: (pokes Goku in the stomach) See! You should be thanking me!
Chuquita: Actually, it's the other way around.
Vegeta: Eh?
Chuquita: You'll find out next time! C-ya later everybody!
Goku: (waves) BYEEEE!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "But without his buddy Vegeta, he's nothing" -Ginyu
Chuey's Corner:
[Chu & Goku are sitting at the Corner desk, Goku hugging Veggie on his lap]
Chuquita: Hello and welcome to part 3. I'm Chuquita--
Goku: [points to Vegeta] And this is Veggie! [still hugging him] In't he cute!
Chuquita: Uh--no.
Vegeta: (aggrivated) HEY!
Goku: Don't you be mean to Veggie! We just had Dende change him back! He could still
be a bag of ROCKS right now! WOULD YOU _LIKE_ FOR HIM TO STILL BE A BAG OF ROCKS!
Chuquita: (freezes) ....
Goku: WELL!
Chuquita: (sighs) No...
Vegeta: (smirks) You tell her Kakarrot!
Goku: (hugs him tighter, causing Veggie's face to turn blue) AWWWWWW! VEGGIE AGREES WITH ME!
DON'T YOU VEGGIE!
Vegeta: Can't...breathe...
Chuquita: (groans) Oh brother. Uh, Son-San?
Goku: Yes?
Vegeta: (frantically waving his arms about, gasping for air)
Chuquita: Do you mind, uhh, letting go of him for a second?
Goku: (worried) You're not going to HURT him are you?
Chuquita: Uhh, no, I'm going to, uhh, (thinking of an excuse) umm, hug him too, yeah. That's it.
Goku: (grins) Sure! [drops Vegeta to the ground] I missed him so much I forgot how much I liked
huggin the little guy.
Vegeta: I swear you've both been acting 'weird' since that whole 'oh no we turned Vegeta into
a statue and then broke him and had to have Dende change him back' incident.
Goku: (staring down at him with big sparkily eyes) We just missed you that's all. I mean, we
thought we'd never see you again. (sniffles)
Vegeta: (sniffles back) Really?
Goku: (nods, biting his bottom lip)
Vegeta: (wails) OH KAKA-CHAN! [grabs onto him]
Goku: (wails) LITTLE BUDDY! [squeezes, then pulls Chu over by the arm] CHU-CHAN!
Chuquita: (groans) Oh, please no. Don't, I don't want to--
Goku: [hugs them both at once] GROUP HUG!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Why me....
Summary: Goku & Vegeta have been abducted by alien fur collectors who wish to add some saiyajin
coats to their collection. Will the two be able to escape before they get stuffed or even skinned
? Find out!
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" KAKARROT! " Vegeta screamed as he poked his head out the open doorway, nearly
everything in the hall out into space. The ouji gulped, then held his breath & jumped out of the
hallway, " WHERE ARE YOU! I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THAT DOOR! " he shouted, looking around,
" KAKARROT! KAKA-RROT!! " he paused, hoping to hear an answer. He frowned, " Oh no...this can't
be happening to me! " he cried, then heard a loud, creaky noise from behind him. The ouji turned
around to see the exit door slowly closing. Vegeta made one more frantic look around for his
commrad, then rushed back inside just as the door slammed shut.
" What've I done! I've LOST Kakarrot! I let him wander off and he went and did something
STUPID as usual and now he's gotten his STUPID self sucked into DEEP SPACE! " Vegeta said
nervously, " Oh no! What'll Chi-Chi say when I get back to Earth and she and those Kako-spawn of
hers find out _I_ caused the events that led to Kakarrot getting KIL--lost. " he said, twittling
his fingers, " She'll kill me! Or torture me! Or WORSE--force me to watch some old cheesy
soap opera! " he said, shaking, " OH KAKA-CHAN WHERE ARE YOU! "
" Right here. "
Vegeta looked up to see Goku grinning down at him.
" How did you... "
" I can TELEPORT, remember silly? " Goku giggled, rubbing the ouji on his head.
Vegeta sighed in relief, " I forgot about that. Heh-heh. Ohhhh... " he groaned, grabbing
his head, " I think I feel a migraine coming on. " he stood up.
" Hey Vedge? " Goku asked.
" Yes, Kakarrot? "
" It's true, isn't it? "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, then sighed, " Yes, yes it's true Kakarrot. You were
correct. "
" YEE! " Goku grinned widely in triumph, " I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! You DO lov-- "
" Just keep it to yourself oh-kay? " Vegeta glared. Goku let out a chuckle, then shut up.
" Well little buddy, I guess we're going to have to find a way to land this ship before
we can get off, huh? " Goku put his hands behind his head as they started walking back down the
hallway in the direction they had come from.
" Brillant observation Kakarrot, you should be a rocket scientist. " Vegeta remarked
sarcastically.
" Really? " Goku smiled, believing him, " Wow! Yeah! I could make a giant rocket shaped
like a fish, and then I could send it out into space and see if I can make contact with OTHER
fish-like creatures for me to eat after all the ones in the river are gone! Or maybe I could-- "
" --maybe you could shut up. I was joking before. " Vegeta said, irritated. Goku stopped
walking, then sniffled.
" You mean you were lying? " he said in a small voice, " You mean you really DON'T
love m-- "
" I..MEANT..I..WAS..LYING..ABOUT..YOU BEING SMART! " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
Goku instantly stopped sniffling.
" Oh. " he said as if nothing happened, then continued onward, " Say, I wonder where the
control room is? "
" Well, if she's anything like Freezer, she put the control room at the tip of the ship."
Vegeta said, thinking out loud.
" But little buddy, This ship is ROUND. It HAS no tip. " Goku said as Vegeta froze, then
slapped himself on the forehead.
" Oh crap this is gonna be harder than I thought. "
" *DING*DONG*! " the doorbell rang at Bulma's house. Gohan & Goten were sitting in front
of the TV.
" Mom's been gone for several hours now, I hope she comes back soon. " Gohan said,
worried.
" Forget about it Gohan, I'm sure that's her now. " Bulma smiled, then opened the door.
Her jaw dropped to the floor to see Chi-Chi and the rest of the town villagers, each one of them
holding a large firey stick.
" I have organized an angry mob! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" Uhh, Chi-Chi, what do we need an angry mob for? " Bulma said, still in shock.
" We shall flush out the short evil one and make sure he is PUNISHED!!! " Chi-Chi yelled.
" PUNISHED! " the mob cheered back.
" WE SHALL SEIZE HIM BY THE TIP OF HIS POINTY HAIR AND HANG HIM AT DAWN!! "
" AT DAWN! "
" WE SHALL CHOP OFF HIS LIMBS AND FEED THEM THE OUR LIVESTOCK! "
" LIVESTOCK! "
" Chi-Chi, you don't HAVE any livestock. " Bulma said.
" Yeah Mom, don't you think you're going a little, uh, EXTREME on this? " Gohan offered.
" EXTREME? " Chi-Chi zipped over to him, " THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT TOO EXTREME FOR THAT
SHORT LITTLE FREAK OF NATURE! "
" HEY! " Bulma said angrily, " That short little freak of nature you're talking about is
my husband! "
" AFTER WHAT HE'S PROBABLY DOING TO MY GOKU, I DON'T CARE IF HE'S YOUR BROTHER! " Chi-Chi
screamed.
" But Mommy you don't even know if Uncle Veggie's doing anything to Daddy in the first
place. " Goten explained, then giggled, " If anything, Uncle Veggie's probably the one getting
beaten up. "
" Hmm, that makes perfect logic son. " Chi-Chi smiled, then narrowed her eyes, " BUT THIS
IS NO TIME FOR LOGIC! THIS IS TIME FOR DESTORYING THAT INSENSITIVE LITTLE JERK! "
" Mom, I can't let you do that to him. " Gohan said, standing up.
" I understand that you don't want to get involved in anything too violent, sweetheart. "
Chi-Chi said, kissing him on the cheek, " So if you'd rather stay home while Mommy parades down
the street with Vegeta's head on this stick Mommy won't mind. It would probably tramatize you
anyway. "
" "parade down the steet with....on this stick"?? THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNSHMENT! "
Gohan gasped.
" HA! HE'S THE ONE WHO KIDNAPPED MY BABY AND IS FORCING HIM TO BATTLE AGAINST HIM! "
Chi-Chi huffed.
" How do you know that's what really happened? " Goten said, " For all we know Daddy
could've been the one who barged in on Uncle Veggie and they got kidnapped by aliens who wanted
to mount their head on plaques or something. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Goten that is the most bizzare reason for your father's disappearance that I could
EVER think of! " Chi-Chi put her hands on her hips.
" Not according to "Invasion of the Blob People"; Trunks & I watched a monster movie
marathon last night and they did the same thing to all these famous people and-- "
" --oh Goten. " Chi-Chi shook her head, " My Goku is so strong and intellegent he would
have stopped your "blob people" within seconds and safely driven himself home by now. "
" AHHHHHHHH!!!! " Goku & Vegeta screamed as the spaceship spun about wildly in a circle,
the two sitting at the drivers seats in the control room.
" MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP NOW! " Vegeta screamed, his face now a pale
green color, " IF THOSE BAKAS HADN'T PUMPED MY BLASTED STOMACH I WOULD'VE BLOWN CHUNKS ALL OVER
YOU BY NOW! I _SHOULD_ BE BLOWING CHUNKS ALL OVER YOU BY NOW YOU IDIOT DRIVER! "
" I'M NOT AN IDIOT DRIVER I'M A GOOD DRIVER! "
" THEN DO SOMETHING GOOD AND STOP THIS CRAZY THING! "
" .... " Goku thought for a moment, " ...I don't know how! " he said, panicy.
" JUST PRESS A BUTTON! " Vegeta yelled back.
" WHICH ONE? "
" I DON'T CARE! "
" Hmm, " Goku studied the buttons on the control panel, " I like the blue one. " he
smiled.
" WELL PRESS IT! "
" K! " Goku grinned, then tapped the button, causing the ship to come to a complete stop.
The two saiyajins screamed as the force from the stop sent them flying at the front window. The
two slowly slid down the window, their faces smushed against it. They fell ontop of the control
panel.
" Ohhh, my face. " Vegeta groaned.
Goku sat up, then whooped, " I WANNA DO THAT AGAIN! "
" NO DON'T! " Vegeta screamed as Goku pressed the red button, sending the ship spinning
again. He pressed the blue button, causing the two to again smash into the window.
" IIIIIIII LOVE IT! " Goku squealed, " AGAIN! " he reached down to the button, only to
have Vegeta chuck him across the room and into the door.
" YOU...YOU...YOU NINCOMPOOP! WE ARE TRYING TO GET HOME! _NOT_ SEND OURSELVES TO THE
HOSPITAL FOR PLASTIC SURGERY! " Vegeta slammed his fist down on the motherboard.
Goku grinned, " YEA! RED BUTTON! "
" Red-- " Vegeta looked down at his fist, which was now ontop of the button, " Oh no..
no agai-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " he screamed as the ship spun for a third
time. Vegeta desprately tried to climb back up onto his seat to reach the blue button. He stuck
his arm out, his finger nearing the button.
" *whooooo....oo*. " the ship stopped spinning. Vegeta looked up, baffled. He nearly
gagged to see Goku standing in front of him, the taller saiyajin's finger on the now pressed-in
blue button.
" I GOT IT! " Goku said happily, then skipped merrily over to the driver's seat & plopped
himself in it.
Vegeta got to his feet, then glared furiously at Goku, who turned to him, flashed the
ouji a small angelic smile, then turned back to the windshield.
" I hate you.. " Vegeta growled at Goku as he got into his seat. Goku watching him out of
the corner of his eye, his usual stupid smile now plastered back on his face.
" Aww, no you don't. " Goku said, snickering, " We both know that... "
" Speak of it and I'll slice your head off! " Vegeta snapped, then calmed down,
" Kakarrot, take this blasted ship home. "
" Aye..Aye..Captain. " Goku said, doing a mock-impression of Captain Kirk, then burst
into giggles, " FULL SPEED AHEAD! " he shouted, then thrust his foot down on the gas pedal,
sending the ship off into oblivion...
...and crashlanding nose-first into Goku's backyard. Goku hopped out of the cockpit,
" Ahh, a perfect 3½ point landing! " he said proudly, his hands on his hips. Vegeta wobbled out
of the ship, his face a pale green. He held his hand in front of his mouth, then ran off into the
bushes to throw up.
" Wow, it got dark pretty fast didn't it little buddy? " Goku remarked as Vegeta came
hobbling out from the bushes, some left over spittle dripping out of the side of his mouth.
" That's probably because we were gone for 8 hours baka. " Vegeta grumbled, " AND WHERE'D
YOU LEARN TO DRIVE ANYWAY! YOU COULD'VE JUST GOTTEN US KILLED! "
" Ahh, but I didn't. " Goku said, smirking.
" ...oh-kay, point. " Vegeta shrugged, " BUT THAT IS STILL NO EXCUSE!...meaning I am
still allowed to berate you for your hidious driving skills. " he crossed his arms, " Now take
me home. If have to be around you any longer I'm going to end up catching whatever it is you
have. "
" Yes Mr. Saiyajin no Oujisama. " Goku said sarcastically as he grabbed Vegeta's arm &
teleported them to the back of Vegeta's house.
" Here we are Veggie. " Goku smiled.
" *A-Hem*! "
" No. "
" *A-HEM!!* "
" Here we are, Mr. Saiyajin no Oujisama. " Goku rolled his eyes, correcting himself.
Vegeta smiled contently at him, " Ya like that don'tcha? " Goku said flatly.
" Yes, only you forgot "the great and powerful" part. That comes before it. THE GREAT AND
POWERFUL Mr. Saiyajin no Oujisama. " he said happily.
" You're so full of yourself. " Goku sighed.
" I know! " Vegeta grinned, " Ain't I GREAT! "
" You mean "great and powerful". "
" Yes, that too! You're catching on Kakarrot! " Vegeta said, playfully knocking him the
gut with his fist.
" Say little buddy, what're all those lights from? " Goku said, changing the subject.
" What lights? " Vegeta peeked around the side of the house and gasped to see the huge
group of people at his front door with flaming torches in their hands, " OH NO! IT'S THE CABLE
COMPANY! I NEVER PAID THEIR BLASTED BILL AND THEY CAME HERE TO HANG ME! "
Goku squinted his eyes at the group, " Oh no, we must've been gone for a long time!
Chi-Chi called out the angry mob on us! "
" Angry mob? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow at him.
Goku's eyes widened, " Whenever I'm gone for a long time and Chi-Chi doesn't know where
I am she calls out the angry mob on me! They're here to get you for "taking me away" from her! "
" I didn't take you anywhere bakarrot, YOU'RE the one who was bothering ME! " Vegeta
stamped his foot on the ground.
" THERE HE IS! ATTACK! " one of the villagers shouted as they ran towards the two
saiyajins. Vegeta shrieked & zipped behing Goku.
" STOP! DON'T HURT HIM IT'S NOT HIS FAULT! " Goku shouted back at them.
" Goku! " a voice cried out from the angry mob. Chi-Chi ran up to him and hugged him,
" Oh sweetie you're back and you're safe-n-sound! Oh I missed you so much by baby! "
" Awww, I missed you too Chi-chan! " Goku answered, hugging back.
Chi-Chi backed up, then did a double-take, " Guh--Goku, why are you wearing a hula skirt?
And why are Vegeta's shorts yellow like that? "
" I had and 'accident'. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
" AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING HIS SHIRT!!!! " she screamed at Vegeta.
" Well, I-- "
" Veggie was cold so I gave it too him. " Goku explained, " It was really cold in the
spaceship and all he had on were his stained boxers. But I just layed it ontop of him, he put it
on himself later after I fell asleep. "
" YOU OBSSESSED LITTLE SICKO! " Chi-Chi yelled as she grabbed Vegeta by the collar &
shook him, " HOW DARE YOU DO THAT! PUTTING ON MY GOKU'S SHIRT! HE LOVES THAT SHIRT AND NOW IT'S
GOT YOUR NASTY VEGGIE-GERMS ALL OVER IT! "
" Veggie-germs?! " Vegeta & Goku said in unison.
" She sounds just like you. " Goku marvelled, " Kako-germs; Veggie-germs. "
" LET'S BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! " Chi-Chi screamed to the angry mob.
" BURN HIM! BURN HIM! " the angry mob chanted.
" NO! VEH-GEEEEEEEE! " Goku cried. He ran between Chi-Chi & the angry mob, " Chi-chan you
don't understand! Vegeta saved my life back there! He beat up Freezer's cousin and saved me from
getting turned into a fur coat. He doesn't deserve that! Veggie even went SSJ3 for the first time
ever all because he wanted to save me. He deserves a medal of honor! Not to be made into some
kinda stew. "
" Wow, REALLY Kaka-chan? " Vegeta stared down at him, wide-eyed.
" Yup! " Goku nodded.
" Don't listen to him! Vegeta's brainwashed him! " Chi-Chi yelled to the crowd.
" WHAT?! " Goku sweatdropped.
" COME! WE'LL TIE HIM TO A TREE BRANCH AND BEAT HIM SENSELESS LIKE A PAPER MACHÉ PIÑATA!"
Chi-Chi ordered as the crowd cheered in response.
" No listen! " Goku said to the crowd, " I'm telling the truth Veggie really DID save me.
You can't do that to him! We're buddies, best buddies. And I know so cuz Veggie even told me that
he loves me and he risked his little Veggie life against Freezer's cousin just for me. I would've
been a goner if he didn't. He doesn't hate me, he cares about me. He cares a lot! So if you care
about me then there's no reason you shouldn't care about him too. " he finished. The angry mob
burst into tears to Chi-Chi's shock and amazement.
" Ohhh, *sniff*, I didn't know it was like THAT. " one of the people from the angry mob
said as the several people who had tied Vegeta up set him down on his feet, " We're so sorry
Son-San. "
" Yeah, you SHOULD BE. " Vegeta snorted as he burst his arms through the ropes, causing
them to fall to the ground. He walked over to Goku, " You went a little overboard on the emotions
there Kakarrot. " he said, pointing to the now-sobbing crowd.
" Well it's true, isn't it? " Goku asked innocently.
" OH DON'T YOU START _THAT_ AGAIN! "
Goku giggled at him.
" Whadda you WANT me to answer you! If you want me to lay some lovey-dovey sappy crap all
over you bakarrot you've got another thing comin. " Vegeta growled.
" You don't need to say it, I can read your mind! " Goku smiled as Vegeta froze.
" ... "
" I still don't believe that story of yours, Goku. " Chi-Chi said.
" When you see the spaceship you will. " Goku said.
" Spaceship?? "
" Sure, I landed it in the backyard. As soon as you see it there'll be no doubt that I'm
telling the truth. " Goku said proudly.
" IT'S GONE! THE SPACESHIP IS GONE! " Vegeta screamed in shock as they all stood in the
backyard.
" I don't get it! I landed it RIGHT HERE! " Goku said as he searched the yard frantically
" I KNEW you were just making that up to defend that little jerk. " Chi-Chi said.
" No! No Chi-Chi really I wasn't! It was right here! Only 4 minutes ago too! "
" Oh really? Now what happened to the "spaceship", Goku? Did it just up and fly away on
it's own? " Chi-Chi mocked.
" ...AHH! " Vegeta screamed suddenly, catching Goku's attention.
" What? What is it? " Goku asked.
" SNOWFLAKE! I NEVER KILLED HER I ONLY KNOCKED HER UNCONSIOUS! " Vegeta yelled in shock &
realization.
" Oh no, she must've woken up and taken the ship with her! " Goku gasped.
" Did she now? " the angry mob said skeptically. Chi-Chi held a large club over her head,
glaring furiously at Vegeta.
" Kaka-chan! They think we're lying... " Vegeta said nervously as he backed up.
" I think you're right. " Goku agreed, " Let's get outta here!! " he screamed as he
grabbed the shorter saiyajin by the wrist and ran off, only to screech to a halt to find
themselves surrounded by the angry mob. The large group of people slowly walked closer towards
them, " Uhhh, uhhhh... " Goku stammered.
Vegeta held onto the taller saiyajin's arm tighter & let out an ear-piercing scream,
" KAKA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! "
" Heh-heh-heh. Ahhh, " Snowflake said as she stood in front of her full-length mirror,
smiling at herself in her brand-new saiyajin fur coat, " Beautiful, just beautiful. " she stroked
her coat's sleeves, then twirled around.
" S-sama! We have located the two saiyajins! Do you want me to turn around course and
go after them? " one of Snowflake's lackeys said, poking his head in the doorway.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! "
Both Snowflake and the lackey paused and ran over to the window for the source of the
sound, only to see Earth beneath them.
" No servant, I don't think that will be necessary. " Snowflake answered, " Besides, if
that was who I think it was, by the time we get back down there he'll have been beaten so
senseless there would be no point in putting him on that pedistal over there. It would look just
hideous. And I like things that are beautiful--like this coat. " she turned to him, " Full speed
ahead servant, we're getting out of here. "
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8:30 PM 11/14/01
THE END
Chuquita: And thus ends another story by yours truely.
Vegeta: Say, whatever happened to me and bakarrot at the end there anyway?
Chuquita: Oh, that. That's a plothole. The reader decides for him/herself what the angry mob did
to ya, or maybe they didn't do anything at all. Maybe Son-San teleported the both of you away.
We'll never know.
Goku: (smiles) That's convienent!
Vegeta: (grumbles) More like lazy if you ask me...
Chuquita: (mockingly) Well we can't ALL be perfect like you, can we Vegeta.
Vegeta: (grins widely) Aww, you think I'm perfect?
Chuquita: Yeah, (under her breath) perfectly annoying.
Vegeta: (yells) I HEARD THAT!
Chuquita: (chuckles) Just jokin with ya Vedge-head.
Vegeta: You better be... (cracks his knuckles)
Chuquita: Our next fic is going to be a Christmas Special.
Vegeta: But it isn't even Thanksgiving yet.
Goku: (drools) Mmmmm, turkey....
Chuquita: (still paying attention to audiance) Anyway, this is a Christmas fic that's kind of
jumble of stuff from "A Christmas Carol" and "It's a Wonderful Life". To be blunt, Veggie finds
out what would happen if he was never born; only there's a twist.
Vegeta: A twist?
Chuquita: Yes. Did you know that if it weren't for Vegeta even deciding to escape w/Raditsu &
Nappa from Freezer and come to Earth that the majority of stuff in DBZ NEVER would have happened
and/or taken a totally different route?
Vegeta: (pokes Goku in the stomach) See! You should be thanking me!
Chuquita: Actually, it's the other way around.
Vegeta: Eh?
Chuquita: You'll find out next time! C-ya later everybody!
Goku: (waves) BYEEEE!
