A song about the soloist who doesn't know their music. Cookies for anyone who guesses what it's a parody of! I'll give a hint- it's by my favorite band!

Soloist's Song

I never thought I'd play alone

I played the softest who'd have known?

I drag my horn down the band hall

No wonder it was never plugged in at all

I took my time, I hurried up

The beat was mine I didn't count enough

I'm too distressed to play on

They're not sorry that I'm done

I never practiced, rarely came

to the band field every day

Days when I still felt alive

We didn't want to go outside

The field was wide, and never dry

The show is over I've survived

I couldn't wait till I got home

To practice my solo in my room alone

I never thought I'd play alone

The fact that I can't play must unknown

Give all my music to all the drums

You'll never see that part again

They'll use their sticks to light it up

Remember the time that they spilled the cup

Of urine in the band room

Please tell the director it's all his fault

I never practiced, rarely came

to the band field every day.

Days when I can still feel alive

We didn't want to go outside

The field is wide, and never dry

The show is over, I've survived

I can't wait till I get home

To practice my solo in my room alone.