A song about the soloist who doesn't know their music. Cookies for anyone who guesses what it's a parody of! I'll give a hint- it's by my favorite band!
Soloist's Song
I never thought I'd play alone
I played the softest who'd have known?
I drag my horn down the band hall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The beat was mine I didn't count enough
I'm too distressed to play on
They're not sorry that I'm done
I never practiced, rarely came
to the band field every day
Days when I still felt alive
We didn't want to go outside
The field was wide, and never dry
The show is over I've survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To practice my solo in my room alone
I never thought I'd play alone
The fact that I can't play must unknown
Give all my music to all the drums
You'll never see that part again
They'll use their sticks to light it up
Remember the time that they spilled the cup
Of urine in the band room
Please tell the director it's all his fault
I never practiced, rarely came
to the band field every day.
Days when I can still feel alive
We didn't want to go outside
The field is wide, and never dry
The show is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get home
To practice my solo in my room alone.
