Disclaimer: Don't own the beloved Final Fantasy VIII or uh, Harry Potter...

A/N: I'm warning you now, this has some bad HP character bashing... PLEASE REVIEW!!!!

I thank The Vogue Moogle for always being nice and talking to me...

When FF8 Meets Harry Potter

In Play Format...

::FF8 gang lands in a big 'cafeteria'::

Zell: HOLY SHIT! I hope they have HOT DOGS!!!

Selphie: Calm down, Zell.

Rinoa: Hey, look at all these kids...

Squall: God, it stinks in here...

::An old man walks on the stage::

Old Man: Welcome back to a new year at Hogwarts!

Bunch of stinky kids: YAY!

Seifer: BOOOO!

All but Seifer: ....

Red haired boy: Who the bloody hell are you?

Black haired boy: Yes, who the bloody hell are you?

All:....

Red haired boy: Bloody, Harry! He has a scar across his forehead too!

Squall and Seifer: It's his fault! ::They point to each other::

Red and Black haired boy: ....

Quistis: Who are you?

Zell: DO THEY HAVE HOT DOGS?!!!

Red haired boy: What's a hot dog?

Zell: It's like pink and long and it fits in a bun and its sooo damn good!

Black haired boy: ....

Red haired boy: OOOHHHH Like that thing Hermione has in her room that smells like fish!

FF8 people: OH MY GOD EWW!

Two boys: What?

Squall: Let's not continue this...

Seifer: Yes, please don't... ::Throws up::

Rinoa: So what are your names?

Ron: I'm Ron.

Harry: And I'm Harry, and I have a bloody cool scar on my head!

Quistis: GODDAMN!!! STOP SAYING BLOODY!!!

Seifer: Like totally!

::They all look at him...::

Seifer: .....

Harry: Would you like to join us?

All: Why not?

::Obviously, Ron and Harry have no damn clue who these people are, nor do they ask...::

::Ron takes a sip of his soda::

Ron: This bloody soda tastes like water! ::Quistis faints from anger::

Zell: Pee in it! It will definitely make it taste much better!

Ron: Right!

::Squall, Zell, and Seifer snicker::

::Ron finishes peeing::

Rinoa and Selphie:: o.o

::Ron tastes the drink::

Rinoa (after some thinking): Um... Ron, you have a bloody small dick...

Ron: ....MMM! This does taste better!

Selphie: I guess he didn't hear you...

::Squall, Zell, and Seifer are rolling on the floor in pain from laughing...::

Irvine: Let me try!! ::Irvine takes a gulp of the drink:: HOLY SHIT! This is nasty! ::Throws up all over the floor::

::Zell, Seifer, and Selphie faint of laughter because Squall got his composure back...::

Old Man: Okay, all students back to their dorms to screw each other!

Kids: YAY!!! ::They all disappear::

Squall and Rinoa are the only ones left because the rest fainted from laughing or anger... like Quistis.

Rinoa: So Squall, there's no one here... Wanna screw?

Squall: Why not?!

A/N: Geez, that was short... Oh well, please don't flame me, I warned you about the bashing and how stupid this fic was, so I don't want pathetic reviews saying how much you think this sucks because of what I said about the HP kids... I actually like Harry Potter, but I felt like bashing them for some reason today... PLEASE REVIEW!!! And, please refrain from giving flames... Thankies!