The Doll Mode Story
Written by: LoganFan701
Disclaimer: I do not *weep* I do not *sniffle sniffle* I do not own-- *writes it down on a piece of paper, not becoming all wet:
I do not own any characters in this story, because if I did...well, you wouldn't wanna know. Signed LoganFan701
A/N: This story is my first comedy story, so if you don't laugh, don't cry, or um, don't think it's good, review. And also, if you think it is good, review too. This is one of them DA stories where they don't make sense which make them funny...hopefully, anyway....and will have a chapter 2 and maybe even chapter 3. And I also just finished writing this at about 1:51 AM and started at um...well, earlier, and yeah. I'm known as, well, LoganFan701.
Summary: This is a babble (are there such things?) where you babble a lot and things just turn out the way they do, until the plot of the story is unveiled in the last few lines...
One day, Max was out walking on the beach. And such a pretty beach it was. It had seaweed, kelp, more disgusting things...Max ran off the beach and headed down to Alec's apartment.
LoganFan701:
Since when does Alec have an apartment?
Max:
Since I gave him mine and Cindy's.
LoganFan701:
Then where do you live?
Max:
In Logan's apartment, ever since he moved out.
LoganFan701:
When did he move out?
Max:
When Ms.Moreno died.
LoganFan701:
When did she--screw this, just go to Alec's.
Max smiles sweetly and skips all the way there. She knocks on the door (since when does she knock?) and Alec answers dressed in a black turtleneck with his hair all spiked up.
Max:
Hey!!!! *looks at him* You're stealing Logan's look!!!!!! His old one!!!
Alec:
Which means it's up for my taking.
Max:
But!! LOGANFAN701!!!
LoganFan701:
What? I was sleeping, dammit....what do you want?
Max:
Alec is stealing Logan's old look!!
LoganFan701:
You evil little--Never mind that, I will just use my amazingly magical powers and make you go poof! Like this!!
LoganFan701 waves at Max and she disappears.
LoganFan701:
Whoops, well that wasn't supposed to happen. But now she's on a tropical fantasy island where she can do anything like become an astronaut....anyway, do you want to go there too?
Alec shakes his head.
LoganFan701:
Well GOOD. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go over to Logan's. Hmph.
We are now at Logan's house, and he is already by the door. LoganFan701 picks the lock (since when can she do that?) and walks in.
Logan (on his knees):
I heard the news!!! About Max going poof!! *pause* Hey, we have similar names!
LoganFan701:
How did you hear about it? From who?
Logan (devilishly):
I have my sources. Anyway, how cool are our names?
LoganFan701:
Right...Well, there is one way I can bring her back.
Logan:
How? How?
LoganFan701:
By using my amazingly magical powers and by using your astonishing magical spells (since when does he have those?) and by working together.
Logan:
OK! What do we need to do?
LoganFan701:
First, go get your book.
Logan gets it then returns.
LoganFan701:
Then go to page 93406729584230 (How big is this book?) and go to spell #484D.
Logan does so.
LoganFan701:
Now recite it and then I will recite it and the I will say "foop!" and she will be back!
Logan:
What's foop?
LoganFan701:
It's poof backwards.
Logan:
Right....
They recite the spell and LoganFan701 says "Foop!" and Max appears in an astronaut suit.
Logan:
I never knew you wanted to be an astronaut.
Max:
Neither did I.
Everyone says "Hmm" and goes downstairs to Max's apartment (if you read then you will understand).
Original Cindy (playing with Barbies):
And Cam wants to take Cade to the dance...*Everyone walks in the room and stares* And these were my favorite toys to play with when I was young! I was searching through the garage (What garage?) and I found them...
Everyone:
Right...
Max:
It's so good to see you again, Cindy!
Original Cindy:
You too. Ever since the storm (what storm?) and the hippo accident, I didn't think you'd make it.
LoganFan701:
What? Where are all these plotlines coming from?
Suddenly Alec and Zack and Lydecker appear, and everyone goes into doll- mode, and starts chanting-
Everyone:
You are evil! You are evil! You are evil! (And so on...)
LoganFan701:
Not the dolls, not again (When did it happen before?)!!! AHHH!!!
To Be Continued.....Well, what do you think: Yay? Nei? Hay (um...)? Please R + R. I just wanna know if I'm good at writing DA humor fics.
Written by: LoganFan701
Disclaimer: I do not *weep* I do not *sniffle sniffle* I do not own-- *writes it down on a piece of paper, not becoming all wet:
I do not own any characters in this story, because if I did...well, you wouldn't wanna know. Signed LoganFan701
A/N: This story is my first comedy story, so if you don't laugh, don't cry, or um, don't think it's good, review. And also, if you think it is good, review too. This is one of them DA stories where they don't make sense which make them funny...hopefully, anyway....and will have a chapter 2 and maybe even chapter 3. And I also just finished writing this at about 1:51 AM and started at um...well, earlier, and yeah. I'm known as, well, LoganFan701.
Summary: This is a babble (are there such things?) where you babble a lot and things just turn out the way they do, until the plot of the story is unveiled in the last few lines...
One day, Max was out walking on the beach. And such a pretty beach it was. It had seaweed, kelp, more disgusting things...Max ran off the beach and headed down to Alec's apartment.
LoganFan701:
Since when does Alec have an apartment?
Max:
Since I gave him mine and Cindy's.
LoganFan701:
Then where do you live?
Max:
In Logan's apartment, ever since he moved out.
LoganFan701:
When did he move out?
Max:
When Ms.Moreno died.
LoganFan701:
When did she--screw this, just go to Alec's.
Max smiles sweetly and skips all the way there. She knocks on the door (since when does she knock?) and Alec answers dressed in a black turtleneck with his hair all spiked up.
Max:
Hey!!!! *looks at him* You're stealing Logan's look!!!!!! His old one!!!
Alec:
Which means it's up for my taking.
Max:
But!! LOGANFAN701!!!
LoganFan701:
What? I was sleeping, dammit....what do you want?
Max:
Alec is stealing Logan's old look!!
LoganFan701:
You evil little--Never mind that, I will just use my amazingly magical powers and make you go poof! Like this!!
LoganFan701 waves at Max and she disappears.
LoganFan701:
Whoops, well that wasn't supposed to happen. But now she's on a tropical fantasy island where she can do anything like become an astronaut....anyway, do you want to go there too?
Alec shakes his head.
LoganFan701:
Well GOOD. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go over to Logan's. Hmph.
We are now at Logan's house, and he is already by the door. LoganFan701 picks the lock (since when can she do that?) and walks in.
Logan (on his knees):
I heard the news!!! About Max going poof!! *pause* Hey, we have similar names!
LoganFan701:
How did you hear about it? From who?
Logan (devilishly):
I have my sources. Anyway, how cool are our names?
LoganFan701:
Right...Well, there is one way I can bring her back.
Logan:
How? How?
LoganFan701:
By using my amazingly magical powers and by using your astonishing magical spells (since when does he have those?) and by working together.
Logan:
OK! What do we need to do?
LoganFan701:
First, go get your book.
Logan gets it then returns.
LoganFan701:
Then go to page 93406729584230 (How big is this book?) and go to spell #484D.
Logan does so.
LoganFan701:
Now recite it and then I will recite it and the I will say "foop!" and she will be back!
Logan:
What's foop?
LoganFan701:
It's poof backwards.
Logan:
Right....
They recite the spell and LoganFan701 says "Foop!" and Max appears in an astronaut suit.
Logan:
I never knew you wanted to be an astronaut.
Max:
Neither did I.
Everyone says "Hmm" and goes downstairs to Max's apartment (if you read then you will understand).
Original Cindy (playing with Barbies):
And Cam wants to take Cade to the dance...*Everyone walks in the room and stares* And these were my favorite toys to play with when I was young! I was searching through the garage (What garage?) and I found them...
Everyone:
Right...
Max:
It's so good to see you again, Cindy!
Original Cindy:
You too. Ever since the storm (what storm?) and the hippo accident, I didn't think you'd make it.
LoganFan701:
What? Where are all these plotlines coming from?
Suddenly Alec and Zack and Lydecker appear, and everyone goes into doll- mode, and starts chanting-
Everyone:
You are evil! You are evil! You are evil! (And so on...)
LoganFan701:
Not the dolls, not again (When did it happen before?)!!! AHHH!!!
To Be Continued.....Well, what do you think: Yay? Nei? Hay (um...)? Please R + R. I just wanna know if I'm good at writing DA humor fics.
