Diddy yawned as the sunset created a beautiful scene, pink and blue, red and yellow. Suddenly the teen chimp heard a faint, "Diddy! Where are you, you retarted-ass monkey!" Diddy heard a last "I'm Blue da ba dee da ba diee.." before he tore off his headphones and trudged in the direction of the sound. "Huh? I'm coming, you jerk, Dixie"
Dixie was grinding her teeth, her suit dirty, her hair sticking up. "Brush my hair" she said whinily as she handed a bewildered Diddy a hairy pink brush. Sighing, he ran it through his girlfriend's hair. When his chore was completed he trotted back to the tree under which he was relaxing. Dixie followed. "Hey, cmon, Dixie! Do you always have to follll..." Diddy turned in horror to face a green lizard, huge, standing in front of him.
"Kremlingsss!" Diddy yelped as Dixie ran away. "Donkey Kong!" she screamed as she tripped over a stone. "Oof! Help mee!" Diddy gathered his hardest fist and plowed the Kremling in the face. "Take that, you dingleberry licker!" He kicked the Kremling where it hurt. "Die! Die!" The Kremling smiled at the small,fighting monkey and picked him up. "You tried your best, little friend of Donkey Kong" The Kremling smiled as he viewed Diddy.
Then Diddy saw DK sneak up behind the menacing lizard and chomped his back. "Ooww! You.fff..." He ran off, wrapping his arm around Diddy's throat. "You asshole!" Diddy yelled as he dissapeared from DK's limited view. He frowned. "Looks like we peoples can't get any rest around here" he said as he trudged towards his tree-house.