NOR SSHHAADDAA - THE SIDEWAYS CITY
Rebel Hero, Kyle Katari sits in a cantina on Nor Sshhaaddaa watching a hologram of him and his dad.
MORTON HOLOGRAM: Now remember son, when you're at the Academy, how proud I am of you. You're a fine young man, Bill.
KYLE HOLOGRAM: Uh, dad, my name's Kyle.
An ugly robot walks up.
8T88: Touching. When someone desires information… they come to me.
KYLE: Well, you ARE an information broker. Now tell me WHO KILLED MY FATHER!
8T88: Patience… he is a Dark Jedi.
KYLE: Jedi?
8T88: Dark Jedi.
KYLE: That's what I said, a Jedi.
8T88: No. DARK Jedi. Like a Jedi only DARK, like behind you it's dark.
Kyle turns around.
KYLE: It's not all the way dark…
8T88: Look, look, you're missing the point. Anyway his name is Jerec and he has great plans for the rebirth of the Imperious Imperium.
KYLE: I'm not interested in petty pettiness.
8T88: Well you should be, without going into too much detail, Jerec has been quite generous in his offers, unfortunately… YOU don't factor into them.
Two thugs put guns up to Kyle's head.
8T88: But I am not without a heart. Familiar, no? It's a 3 ½ floppy disk. I found it in your dear old dad's home. Of course you know computers nowadays. Almost like everything's coded… Luckily I happen to be an ACE hacker and code cracker.
KYLE: That must make you proud…
8T88: Oh it does, it really does! But there's one little problem… THIS DISK WON'T CRACK! It's special… Which means it's important. Tell me what's on it and these fine gentlemen won't have to indulge their DARKER SIDE.
KYLE: The DARK SIDE? I've been there. Do your worst!
8T88: Well then I might as well ask you now, what do you want on your TOMBSTONE?
KYLE: TOMBSTONE?
Kyle flips one of the guards over the table and grabs his gun, he shoots the other guard.
KYLE: Italian sausage… and extra cheese.
8T88 runs to his ship, Kyle follows him.
KYLE: Leaving without your goodbye kiss?
Kyle shoots of 8t88's arm that has the disk in it. 8t88 gets on his shuttle and takes off. A TIE bomber appears, Kyle dodges it with his "Matrix" moves but is hit in the shoulder. Suddenly the TIE bomber explodes. Kyle's ship, The "Moldy & Stinky Crow" flies out of nowhere. Kyle's only friend Jane Oar is piloting it.
KYLE: JANE! What a pleasant surprise!
JANE: What would you do without me, Kyle?
KYLE: I'd be a content old geezer who sits on his but all day, eating pizza, chugging down beer, playing video games, watching movies, and reading comic books.
TIE fighters approach the Crow.
JANE: Some how I don't see content or an old geezer who sits on his but all day, eating pizza, chugging down beer, playing video games, watching movies, and reading comic books. So much for the relaxing chat.
KYLE: Jane, meet me at a random location, I've got to get that disk!
Jane takes off, Kyle climbs down the building, he finally gets the arm that holds the disk.
KYLE: GOTCHA!!!
He slips and falls.
KYLE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He hits the ground and a little creature comes up and steals the arm that holds the disk.
CREATURE: Ehehehe!
KYLE: Hey give that back!
CREATURE: Eheeheehee!
The creature runs off, Kyle follows it. The creature explodes. A man with a smoking gun picks up the arm of the creature that holds the arm of 8t88 that holds the disk.
KYLE: Hey wait! That's mine!
The man stares at the arm, the arm, and the disk. A giant creature appears behind him.
MAN: 8t88 will be happy to get his arm back…
KYLE: Uh…
MAN: And I'll get a RAISE!!!
The creature chomps the man. Kyle grabs the arm of the man that holds the arm of the creature that holds the arm of 8t88 that holds the disk. He climbs a convenient ladder. When he gets to the top of the building he gets shot. A trio of thugs approach him. Suddenly the Crow appears and fires away at the thugs…
Kyle awakens in a strange glowing room, Ron is standing with him.
KYLE: Where am I? Who are you? What's a bongo?
RON: You're in the Valley of the Jedi! And as for me, I am Q-Ron.
KYLE: What are you doing here?
RON: I'm here to warn you, you're here to be warned. Jerec, the man who murdered your father is looking for this place and he must be stopped. For if he finds it he will become a creature such as the universe has never seen. Why, an entire star system… POOF in a fleeting thought. Eradication of life from an entire planet… WHAM!-in a fleeting thought. The disk in your possession is the key to unlocking your destiny, remember it will show you to the ways of the Force.
Rebel Hero, Kyle Katari sits in a cantina on Nor Sshhaaddaa watching a hologram of him and his dad.
MORTON HOLOGRAM: Now remember son, when you're at the Academy, how proud I am of you. You're a fine young man, Bill.
KYLE HOLOGRAM: Uh, dad, my name's Kyle.
An ugly robot walks up.
8T88: Touching. When someone desires information… they come to me.
KYLE: Well, you ARE an information broker. Now tell me WHO KILLED MY FATHER!
8T88: Patience… he is a Dark Jedi.
KYLE: Jedi?
8T88: Dark Jedi.
KYLE: That's what I said, a Jedi.
8T88: No. DARK Jedi. Like a Jedi only DARK, like behind you it's dark.
Kyle turns around.
KYLE: It's not all the way dark…
8T88: Look, look, you're missing the point. Anyway his name is Jerec and he has great plans for the rebirth of the Imperious Imperium.
KYLE: I'm not interested in petty pettiness.
8T88: Well you should be, without going into too much detail, Jerec has been quite generous in his offers, unfortunately… YOU don't factor into them.
Two thugs put guns up to Kyle's head.
8T88: But I am not without a heart. Familiar, no? It's a 3 ½ floppy disk. I found it in your dear old dad's home. Of course you know computers nowadays. Almost like everything's coded… Luckily I happen to be an ACE hacker and code cracker.
KYLE: That must make you proud…
8T88: Oh it does, it really does! But there's one little problem… THIS DISK WON'T CRACK! It's special… Which means it's important. Tell me what's on it and these fine gentlemen won't have to indulge their DARKER SIDE.
KYLE: The DARK SIDE? I've been there. Do your worst!
8T88: Well then I might as well ask you now, what do you want on your TOMBSTONE?
KYLE: TOMBSTONE?
Kyle flips one of the guards over the table and grabs his gun, he shoots the other guard.
KYLE: Italian sausage… and extra cheese.
8T88 runs to his ship, Kyle follows him.
KYLE: Leaving without your goodbye kiss?
Kyle shoots of 8t88's arm that has the disk in it. 8t88 gets on his shuttle and takes off. A TIE bomber appears, Kyle dodges it with his "Matrix" moves but is hit in the shoulder. Suddenly the TIE bomber explodes. Kyle's ship, The "Moldy & Stinky Crow" flies out of nowhere. Kyle's only friend Jane Oar is piloting it.
KYLE: JANE! What a pleasant surprise!
JANE: What would you do without me, Kyle?
KYLE: I'd be a content old geezer who sits on his but all day, eating pizza, chugging down beer, playing video games, watching movies, and reading comic books.
TIE fighters approach the Crow.
JANE: Some how I don't see content or an old geezer who sits on his but all day, eating pizza, chugging down beer, playing video games, watching movies, and reading comic books. So much for the relaxing chat.
KYLE: Jane, meet me at a random location, I've got to get that disk!
Jane takes off, Kyle climbs down the building, he finally gets the arm that holds the disk.
KYLE: GOTCHA!!!
He slips and falls.
KYLE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He hits the ground and a little creature comes up and steals the arm that holds the disk.
CREATURE: Ehehehe!
KYLE: Hey give that back!
CREATURE: Eheeheehee!
The creature runs off, Kyle follows it. The creature explodes. A man with a smoking gun picks up the arm of the creature that holds the arm of 8t88 that holds the disk.
KYLE: Hey wait! That's mine!
The man stares at the arm, the arm, and the disk. A giant creature appears behind him.
MAN: 8t88 will be happy to get his arm back…
KYLE: Uh…
MAN: And I'll get a RAISE!!!
The creature chomps the man. Kyle grabs the arm of the man that holds the arm of the creature that holds the arm of 8t88 that holds the disk. He climbs a convenient ladder. When he gets to the top of the building he gets shot. A trio of thugs approach him. Suddenly the Crow appears and fires away at the thugs…
Kyle awakens in a strange glowing room, Ron is standing with him.
KYLE: Where am I? Who are you? What's a bongo?
RON: You're in the Valley of the Jedi! And as for me, I am Q-Ron.
KYLE: What are you doing here?
RON: I'm here to warn you, you're here to be warned. Jerec, the man who murdered your father is looking for this place and he must be stopped. For if he finds it he will become a creature such as the universe has never seen. Why, an entire star system… POOF in a fleeting thought. Eradication of life from an entire planet… WHAM!-in a fleeting thought. The disk in your possession is the key to unlocking your destiny, remember it will show you to the ways of the Force.
