The big star destroyer is in space, because that's the best place for it. Jerec is inside, 8t88 is projecting a map via hologram.
JEREC: Excellent 8t88! The Valley of the Jedi is as good as mine! Your payment is waiting for you in a cargo ship at the fuel station outside of Red Baron's Hed. Sariss! Prepare the Vengeance for hyperspace.
8t88 is projecting a map via hologram. Kyle walks up behind him, blaster drawn.
KYLE: I see you have a new arm, I guess I should've aimed for your head when I had the chance.
8T88: The galaxy struggles in violence and disunity, and brings a lowly salt smuggler, a lost opportunity, so are the days of our lives…
KYLE: I don't want to hear poetry, I want THE MAP!
8T88: All yours, Kyle.
Yawn, the Dark Jedi jumps down on the map and destroys it with his lightsaber. He uses the Force and pushed Kyle down.
YAWN: In all my years I've only known Dark Jedi, never a Light Sidey before, heh… YOU SUCK!
Kyle gets up and activates his lightsaber, some swingin' and fightin' goes on. But in the end it's fairly inevitable, after all, Kyle's the good guy. Kyle hits Yawn in the arm and Yawn goes down.
YAWN: Kill me! Isn't that what I'm for?
Kyle being a goodey, takes pity and doesn't kill him. A strange thing happens, the ceiling opens up and Yawn is strangely abducted.
KYLE: …the most random five minutes of my life.
Blaster fire pings around Kyle. Being a Jedi, he deflects a few blasts and then dives behind a table. He takes out his comlink.
KYLE: Jane, how abouts a lift outta here!
JANE: On my way, that's three you owe me, but who's counting.
Kyle finally kills off the stormtroopers who fired at him and reaches the roof just in time to see 8t88 taking off.
KYLE: Oh no! I'm too late! 8t88! You -
The rest of Kyle's sentence is drowned out by the engine of 8t88's shuttle taking off. Jane comes fashionably late.
JANE: Wonder where he's going!
KYLE: Jane! That's 8t88, he's got the map to the Valley in that head of his, we can't let him get away!
8t88's shuttle lands at a cargo ship in the fuel station in the town on the outskirts of the city of Red Baron's Hed on the planet of Sulon in the Sulur System in the Outer Rim of the galaxy. He enters. It is ghostly quite.
8T88: HELLO? Anybody in here?
He thinks he sees someone and walks closer. A shadow comes up from behind him and screams, which makes 8t88 scream.
SHADOW CREATURE: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
8T88: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The shadow creature is Pic and the other someone is Gorq. The surround 8t88 menacingly and take out their lightsabers.
8T88: Oh, uh, hullo, I'm, uh, here for my well deserved payment.
Kyle lands at the fuel station in the town on the outskirts of the city of Red Baron's Hed on the planet of Sulon in the Sulur System in the Outer Rim of the galaxy. The Crow takes off and Kyle is on the surface.
KYLE: Stay sharp!
JANE: No problem.
Scene goes again to that big star destroyer, this time it's in hyperspace. Pic is on the hologram.
JEREC: Tell me, did 8t88 get his… reward? Heeheehee!
PIC HOLOGRAM: He sure did, Boss.
JEREC: Good. Goooooooood. Well depart immediately, I don't want to take any chances. After all-
Kyle Katari is running towards the ship that is departing now.
JEREC VOICE OVER: We don't want that Kyle Katari coming on board.
Kyle gives a large leap and barely makes it on the cargo ship. He enters the room and sees 8t88.
KYLE: I finally get my chance to repay you…
He nudges 8t88 in the head and the head falls off.
FREAKY VOICE: Lovely yes?
The freaky voice is Pic, the other guy is Gorc. They surround Kyle menacingly and activate their lightsabers.
KYLE: Oh, uh, hullo, I'm here for my well deserved brain.
PIC: Our Master is on his way to the Valley of the Jedi even as we are talking. A fortune you won't be so lucky to experience!
Kyle takes out the blaster and fires. That dumb old Gorq just watches it hit him in between the eyes.
KYLE: HA!
PIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle and Pic begin fighting with their lightsabers. Pic jumps on Kyle's back and he backs up, slaming himself into a wall and smashing Pic. Pic falls over. Kyle picks up 8t88's brain.
KYLE: You sure have caused me a lot of trouble… Hmm… 8t88's brain is heavier than I imagined.
Pic jumps at Kyle.
PIC: RRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Pic runs right into 8t88's brain and falls down. Kyle runs out with the droid brain.
8t88's brain is in a vice connected to BeeGee, Jane is plugging him in.
JANE: That should do it BeeGee!
BeeGee uses the droid brain and projects a map to the Valley. Kyle smiles now he knows where the Valley is, if he could just only understand the map…
At the real Valley, Jerec's men are preparing it for him. Jerec walks up, Sariss and Boc are his guide dogs.
SARISS: The Valley is being prepared for you, my lord.
JEREC: Excellent, party on Boc!
BOC: Party on, Jerec!
JEREC: Party on, Sariss!
SARISS: Party on, ma lord…
JEREC: Excellent 8t88! The Valley of the Jedi is as good as mine! Your payment is waiting for you in a cargo ship at the fuel station outside of Red Baron's Hed. Sariss! Prepare the Vengeance for hyperspace.
8t88 is projecting a map via hologram. Kyle walks up behind him, blaster drawn.
KYLE: I see you have a new arm, I guess I should've aimed for your head when I had the chance.
8T88: The galaxy struggles in violence and disunity, and brings a lowly salt smuggler, a lost opportunity, so are the days of our lives…
KYLE: I don't want to hear poetry, I want THE MAP!
8T88: All yours, Kyle.
Yawn, the Dark Jedi jumps down on the map and destroys it with his lightsaber. He uses the Force and pushed Kyle down.
YAWN: In all my years I've only known Dark Jedi, never a Light Sidey before, heh… YOU SUCK!
Kyle gets up and activates his lightsaber, some swingin' and fightin' goes on. But in the end it's fairly inevitable, after all, Kyle's the good guy. Kyle hits Yawn in the arm and Yawn goes down.
YAWN: Kill me! Isn't that what I'm for?
Kyle being a goodey, takes pity and doesn't kill him. A strange thing happens, the ceiling opens up and Yawn is strangely abducted.
KYLE: …the most random five minutes of my life.
Blaster fire pings around Kyle. Being a Jedi, he deflects a few blasts and then dives behind a table. He takes out his comlink.
KYLE: Jane, how abouts a lift outta here!
JANE: On my way, that's three you owe me, but who's counting.
Kyle finally kills off the stormtroopers who fired at him and reaches the roof just in time to see 8t88 taking off.
KYLE: Oh no! I'm too late! 8t88! You -
The rest of Kyle's sentence is drowned out by the engine of 8t88's shuttle taking off. Jane comes fashionably late.
JANE: Wonder where he's going!
KYLE: Jane! That's 8t88, he's got the map to the Valley in that head of his, we can't let him get away!
8t88's shuttle lands at a cargo ship in the fuel station in the town on the outskirts of the city of Red Baron's Hed on the planet of Sulon in the Sulur System in the Outer Rim of the galaxy. He enters. It is ghostly quite.
8T88: HELLO? Anybody in here?
He thinks he sees someone and walks closer. A shadow comes up from behind him and screams, which makes 8t88 scream.
SHADOW CREATURE: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
8T88: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The shadow creature is Pic and the other someone is Gorq. The surround 8t88 menacingly and take out their lightsabers.
8T88: Oh, uh, hullo, I'm, uh, here for my well deserved payment.
Kyle lands at the fuel station in the town on the outskirts of the city of Red Baron's Hed on the planet of Sulon in the Sulur System in the Outer Rim of the galaxy. The Crow takes off and Kyle is on the surface.
KYLE: Stay sharp!
JANE: No problem.
Scene goes again to that big star destroyer, this time it's in hyperspace. Pic is on the hologram.
JEREC: Tell me, did 8t88 get his… reward? Heeheehee!
PIC HOLOGRAM: He sure did, Boss.
JEREC: Good. Goooooooood. Well depart immediately, I don't want to take any chances. After all-
Kyle Katari is running towards the ship that is departing now.
JEREC VOICE OVER: We don't want that Kyle Katari coming on board.
Kyle gives a large leap and barely makes it on the cargo ship. He enters the room and sees 8t88.
KYLE: I finally get my chance to repay you…
He nudges 8t88 in the head and the head falls off.
FREAKY VOICE: Lovely yes?
The freaky voice is Pic, the other guy is Gorc. They surround Kyle menacingly and activate their lightsabers.
KYLE: Oh, uh, hullo, I'm here for my well deserved brain.
PIC: Our Master is on his way to the Valley of the Jedi even as we are talking. A fortune you won't be so lucky to experience!
Kyle takes out the blaster and fires. That dumb old Gorq just watches it hit him in between the eyes.
KYLE: HA!
PIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle and Pic begin fighting with their lightsabers. Pic jumps on Kyle's back and he backs up, slaming himself into a wall and smashing Pic. Pic falls over. Kyle picks up 8t88's brain.
KYLE: You sure have caused me a lot of trouble… Hmm… 8t88's brain is heavier than I imagined.
Pic jumps at Kyle.
PIC: RRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Pic runs right into 8t88's brain and falls down. Kyle runs out with the droid brain.
8t88's brain is in a vice connected to BeeGee, Jane is plugging him in.
JANE: That should do it BeeGee!
BeeGee uses the droid brain and projects a map to the Valley. Kyle smiles now he knows where the Valley is, if he could just only understand the map…
At the real Valley, Jerec's men are preparing it for him. Jerec walks up, Sariss and Boc are his guide dogs.
SARISS: The Valley is being prepared for you, my lord.
JEREC: Excellent, party on Boc!
BOC: Party on, Jerec!
JEREC: Party on, Sariss!
SARISS: Party on, ma lord…
