Kyle, Jane, BeeGee & Bob are all on a cliff over looking the Dark Tower.
KYLE: Looks like Jerec's men already have their scummy fingers all over the place. I've got to get to that tower. You stay here.
JANE: You're just going to get into more trouble.
KYLE: That's when you bail me out!
Kyle trods off and reaches the dark tower, he fights his way in until he reaches an elevator. He steps in the elevator. He presses the button. The elevator lifts. The elevator music. The elevator doors. They open. He walks out. Suddenly he is tackled down by a flying clown.
MA: Finally, I get to wipe your PUTRID taste from the Force.
The floating Dark Jedi swings at him, Kyle ducks and takes out his saber. He cuts at Ma's floating device. Ma flies off leaving Kyle standing their in stupid confusion.
KYLE: I guess THAT was the most random five minutes of my life...
Kyle reaches the other side of the tower and again is attacked in the exact same way, and so he coutner attacks with the same move and Ma's floating device gives out and the legless loser falls onto the platform, lightsaber rolling of the edge.
MA: KILL ME! Or do you lack the courage, like your father. Yeah, that's right, I said YOUR FATHER! I remember it! Jerec gave him a sweet, slow death, a death for a coward! Your father was on his knees, whining like a little girl when Jerec took his life, I can still hear those last words... "wibble wibble wibble" Heh Heh Heh, and then I had the honor of taking his head and thrusting on a spike to see, and to make them laugh! Make them Laugh! Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? HAHHAH! MUHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kyle swings his saber down upon Ma.
KYLE: HURUNG!
MA: GLAK!!!!
JEREC: Excellent Katari! You've started down the path to the DARK SIDE! But that is not enough!
Jerec has walked up with Jane, Boc, Sariss, Yawn and Bob.
KYLE: What are you talking about?
JEREC: You have to prove that your evil enough to be a Dark Jedi! Now kill Bob!
KYLE: Uh, okay... sure.
He kills Bob.
JEREC: Alright, now, uh, KILL JANE!
KYLE: What? Why?
JEREC: Strike her down and realize your true destiny as a Dark Jedi, your TRUE power!
Even though Kyle and Jane have been friends all of their life and Kyle doesn't have any other friends and no one else even like him, he hesitates. Considering if he should save his best friend from himself and do what he's risked his neck for for so long by remaining a goodie, OR should he randomly abandon all his principles, murder his only friend, and join the man who murdered his father, even though he hasn't really been offered much for killing Jane. I guess somehow it's a tuff choice.
Finally deciding Kyle raises his lightsaber...
KYLE: Looks like Jerec's men already have their scummy fingers all over the place. I've got to get to that tower. You stay here.
JANE: You're just going to get into more trouble.
KYLE: That's when you bail me out!
Kyle trods off and reaches the dark tower, he fights his way in until he reaches an elevator. He steps in the elevator. He presses the button. The elevator lifts. The elevator music. The elevator doors. They open. He walks out. Suddenly he is tackled down by a flying clown.
MA: Finally, I get to wipe your PUTRID taste from the Force.
The floating Dark Jedi swings at him, Kyle ducks and takes out his saber. He cuts at Ma's floating device. Ma flies off leaving Kyle standing their in stupid confusion.
KYLE: I guess THAT was the most random five minutes of my life...
Kyle reaches the other side of the tower and again is attacked in the exact same way, and so he coutner attacks with the same move and Ma's floating device gives out and the legless loser falls onto the platform, lightsaber rolling of the edge.
MA: KILL ME! Or do you lack the courage, like your father. Yeah, that's right, I said YOUR FATHER! I remember it! Jerec gave him a sweet, slow death, a death for a coward! Your father was on his knees, whining like a little girl when Jerec took his life, I can still hear those last words... "wibble wibble wibble" Heh Heh Heh, and then I had the honor of taking his head and thrusting on a spike to see, and to make them laugh! Make them Laugh! Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? HAHHAH! MUHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kyle swings his saber down upon Ma.
KYLE: HURUNG!
MA: GLAK!!!!
JEREC: Excellent Katari! You've started down the path to the DARK SIDE! But that is not enough!
Jerec has walked up with Jane, Boc, Sariss, Yawn and Bob.
KYLE: What are you talking about?
JEREC: You have to prove that your evil enough to be a Dark Jedi! Now kill Bob!
KYLE: Uh, okay... sure.
He kills Bob.
JEREC: Alright, now, uh, KILL JANE!
KYLE: What? Why?
JEREC: Strike her down and realize your true destiny as a Dark Jedi, your TRUE power!
Even though Kyle and Jane have been friends all of their life and Kyle doesn't have any other friends and no one else even like him, he hesitates. Considering if he should save his best friend from himself and do what he's risked his neck for for so long by remaining a goodie, OR should he randomly abandon all his principles, murder his only friend, and join the man who murdered his father, even though he hasn't really been offered much for killing Jane. I guess somehow it's a tuff choice.
Finally deciding Kyle raises his lightsaber...
