...and swings at Jane, slicing her clean in the neck.

JEREC: Great, now you have joined me and become one of my minions, together we can share the ULTIMATE POWER! MUHAHAHA!

KYLE: Minions? Share? How can more than one person have the ultimate power?

JEREC: Uh, say what?

KYLE: There can only be ONE ultimate power or else it wouldn't be ULTIMATE would it.

JEREC: Well, I-

KYLE: Why do I need you Jerec? I can take the Valley's power for myself! I don't need you! I can become my own worst enemy!

JEREC: A pity, then you will die.

He lifts his hand and pushes Kyle into the cargo ship which suddenly breaks off the tower and falls towards the Valley floor.

KYLE: That jerk is gonna pay! But first, I must reach my ship the MOLDY AND STINKY CROW which is hidden somewhere in this ship!

RON'S APPARITION: Kyle wait! What have you done? You've chosen Dark over Light, Good over Bad, Hate over Love, War over Peace, Evil over...

KYLE: I get the idea!

RON'S GHOST: And you've killed, let's face it, you're only friend! And now don't you look like a fool! Stuck on a falling ship, doomed to die, you should be ashamed of yourself...

KYLE: I'm not stuck, my ship's right over there.

RON'S SPIRIT: Kyle wait, it's not too late, chose love over hate, can't you feel your inner debate?

KYLE: I've made my choice.

SPECTER OF RON: Fine, for you the choice is the Dark Side, forever will it dominate your destiny...

Kyle gets into his ship and takes off, just as the cargo ship explodes. He lands on a nearby cliff. Suddenly, Yawn jumps out.

YAWN: TA-DA! HaHaHa! It is I, Yawn! Sent to stop you even! And you are quite a sticky enemy...

Kyle uses his freshly acquired Dark powers and chokes Yawn.

YAWN: Ugh, not fair... can't... all Jedi.... deserve..... fight...

KYLE: I'll tell you what Yawn, I'll give you a fighting chance, I'll drop you into this endless chasm. If you're lucky you can levitate yourself up and return in some cheap tie-in story.

YAWN: Gee, thanks...

He drops Yawn into an endless chasm.

KYLE: Loser...

BEEGEE (coming out of the ship): You are evil.

KYLE: BeeGee, you survive? Too bad...

BEEGEE: So, uh, Kyle, hehe, where's Jane?

KYLE: I killed her, and you better watch what you say or I might have to kill you too!

BEGEE: Sheesh.

The MOLDY AND STINKY CROW takes off.

BEEGEE: I don't have to be your evil sidekick do I?

KYLE: Not if I Kill you!

He tosses BeeGee out the window screaming, and flies to the Valley of the Jedi.

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Jerec, Sariss and Boc are inside the Valley.

JEREC: Hehehehehe. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I FEEEEEL THE POWER!

He jumps into the Valley dome, the other two Dark Jedi here whistling.

BOC: Ree?

Kyle comes out with his eyes closed whistling. Suddenly he is attacked by Sariss. He uses the Force and sends Sariss flying into a statue. It crumbles and buries her.

Kyle walks up and a purple lightsaber swings down in front of him.

BOC: Ding! Ehehehehehe! Sorry sir, it will cost you a small toll to enter! Ehehehehe!

KYLE (rolling his eyes): What's the cost?

BOC: YOur life! Ehehehehe!

He jumps at Kyle and Kyle cuts off his head. Suddenly Jerec comes out of the Valley of the Jedi.

KYLE: Jerec!

JEREC: Yes, and is it, Lyle Intellivision?

KYLE: That's Kyle Katari!

JEREC: Ah, yes, I remember, I murdered your father!

Kyle is enraged and begins to attack Jerec.

KYLE: You're going down clown!

He swings and swing and swings and swings and swings but Jerec just keeps blocking. In the end the inevitable happens...

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Sariss is walking through the newly constructed Dark Palace on Corusnot. She walks up the stairs to her Emperor's throne. The Emperor can not see her becuase his eyes have been cut out in battle and he has put a blindfold over the empty sockets.

SARISS: Ma lord, our spies have word of a small Rebel Twisted Sister concert in Danuta.

EMPEROR: I have no time for petty pettiness, destroy them painfully!

SARISS: Yes Emperor...

Like we all figured, Kyle Katari is the New Emperor and his eyes have been cut out in battle with Jerec. He sits on his throne but something he is sitting on is making him uncomfortable.

KYLE: URK! Okay, who's been putting those darned peas under my matresses again?

He pulls out a small object, made of metal. He flicks it on. He hears voices.

VOICE SOUNDING LIKE MORTON KATARI: Now remember son, when you're at the Academy, how proud I am of you. You're a fine young man, Bill.

Kyle smashes the hologram in his fist.

KYLE: MY NAME IS KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!