JEREC: Well, how's it going to be?
...and turns it off.
KYLE: NO!
JEREC: Such a pity, then you die.
He lifts his hand and pushes Kyle into the cargo ship which suddenly breaks off the tower and falls towards the Valley floor. Kyle runs to his ship, he notices a little old lady standing right beside it with tears in her eyes. He sighs, being a goodie, he has no choice but to take all the innocent people off of the ship with him. So him, the little old lady, a good stormie, Bob and a sheep all get in the CROW and take off. The explosion rocks the ship and Kyle crashes into the Valley floor. Everything is blurry and Kyle is in the wight light.
LITTLE OLD LADY: *! (Follow Me!)
She vaporizes and then Kyle does too.
RON: HIYA KYLE!
KYLE: Ron?
RON: That which flows from that which was, and all that sways is like the one that bends in the falling leaves of shadow paste. The best way to show is with a movie, feel around you, do you know where you are?
Suddenly Kyle is in the Valley.
KYLE: I'm in the Valley!
RON: Yes, you're about to be caught up in the final battle between Lord Hoth and Lord Kaan, just watch and remember...
Suddenly an army of Sith & an army of Jedi appear.
KAAN: Surrender Lord Hoth!
HOTH: NO! I spit on you Sith! Poo! We will never surrender!
KAAN: A-HA! Perhaps you would if you would only realize...
A dark floating sphere appears!
KAAN: BA BA BUMMM!
RANDOM JEDI: Behold Lord Hoth, they bring a Sith Thought Bomb, the fiends...
KAAN: Yes! The Dark Side Weapon created by evil thoughts, many of our best became mentally ill in the forging of this device!
HOTH: Lord Kaan, now I know you must be mad! The destructive power of that.. Thought Bomb will kill us all and posibly worse...
KAAN: EXACTLY!
The Jedi charge and the bomb goes off, everyone is sucked inside of a mound.
Kyle shuts his eyes and sees Ron standing over him.
RON: Like I said, that which flows from that which was, and nothing is as was when it first was. Now awaken. Jedi. Eheeheehehehhee!
Suddenly Ron grows a long tentacle off of his head...
BOC: Ah, such a bad fall, but you'll be glad to know, I found your lightsaber... Want It?
KYLE: Yess, pleaseeee...
BOC: Okay, here you go.
He tosses it down.
Boc takes a large rock and smashes the lightsaber.
BOC: Oops! Missed! Ehehehehehe!
He runs off.
Sariss takes out her lightsaber and swings down at Kyle, Yawn activates his saber and blocks her. In a random reflex she slashes through Yawn.
SARISS: Oops...
She turns around and notices Kyle is gone.
SARISS: Hey Wait! Come back! I'm supposed to kill you!
Kyle runs away with Yawn's lightsaber in hand...
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Jane is tied to a post and Boc is standing next to her. Jerec is about to enter the Valley of the Jedi.
JEREC: Ehehehe. Hehehehehe! HAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL THE POWER!
He jumps in, Kyle appears behind a tomb. He runs over to Jane and unties her, nobody notices the sinister Twi'Lek statue in the background.
KYLE: This is going to cost you a crate load of money you don't have.
JANE: As long as I'm around to pay you I don't care.
KYLE: My sentiments exactly...
BOC: Mine too!
He turns from a statue back into himself.
BOC: HAHA! Fooled you with my special Force power--- Force Statue! HA!
KYLE: Stand back Jane, I'll deal with this villain.
JANE: Watchout Kyle, he's got two lightsabers.
KYLE: Say What-eee?
Boc takes out his two lightsabers and just as Kyle thinks he's about to attack, he crosses his 'sabers and runs around in circles.
BOC: Look at me, I'm running with scissors! Ehehehehe!
KYLE: ?
Boc uses his lightsabers to direct an airplane.
BOC: Control to tower! Ehehehehe!
KYLE: What a weirdo!
Boc starts dancing.
BOC: Disco Inferno Hee Hee Hee Hee!
KYLE: Okay, eneough og this crap...
Boc is in a bumper car.
BOC: Hee Hee Bumper Cars!
Kyle stabs Boc.
BOC: Eh? You stabbed me! Ain't that a hoot? Ehehehehe! Heeheheheheheh! Ehehehe. Hehehe. Eesh....
He finally dies.
KYLE: Now THAT's something to laugh about.
SINISTER LAUGH: Oahaha!
KYLE: It wasn't that funny, Jane.
JANE: Hey, it wasn't me...
Jerec approaches, pushes Kyle down and jumps into the Valley again.
KYLE: I'm sick of these random Sith attacks, I'm goin' in!
Kyle jumps in.
KYLE: The jig is up, Jerec!
JEREC: Hehehe, Kyle Katari, you still don't understand the POWER do you?
KYLE: I udnerstand! I understand anyone who harnesses the power will become evil and bad! Poo!
JEREC: You fool! You will die!
He raises his hand and nothing happens.
JEREC: Eh? What? NOOOOO! My connection to the Force flow! Cut off! Can't use... THE DARK SIDE! ARRRGGHHHHONAUT! How? How'd? How-dee-ooo?
KYLE: I donno, something I do with my foot or something...
JEREC: RAAA!
Jerec lunges at him and Kyle fights back, but Jerec picks Kyle up and spins him around, then throws him out. Jerec jumps out. Kyle stabs Jerec.
JEREC: ?!
He falls to the ground.
JEREC: Eck! Well done! Heeheehee! Strike me down, and the power of the Dark Side will be yours! I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who murdered your father...
KYLE: No I haven't...
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who broke into your car and stole the air freshener when you were 16 years old.
KYLE: Gee, I didn't know that...
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who bribed Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny so that you got no presents!
KYLE: They're not real!
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who put your white clothes in with your red clothes so they all turned pink!
KYLE: So that was YOU!
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten... AA-OO-RAH!!!!
He jumps up and lunges at Kyle again. Kyle swings doing some "Highlander" move and Jerec falls to the ground and vaporizes. Suddenly the Valley breaks open and all the little souls come out and fly around. All ther statues turn "happy" and Kyle sees Ron flying with them. He smiles.
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Kyle is carving a statue of his dad and Ron.
KYLE: Thanks, Daddy-O.
MORTON: Heck, I'm prouda you, Bill...
KYLE: Sheesh, Dad, my name's Kyle.
BeeGee appears with everyone Kyle saved from the cargo ship.
BEEGEE: Beezeet!
KYLE: BeeGee! Granny! Happy Stormtrooper! Bob! Sheep! You all survived. Holy skamolee, I feel a real dance number comin' on!
So they danced and were merry and they all lived happily ever after until someone decided to make "Mysteries of the Sith"...
...and turns it off.
KYLE: NO!
JEREC: Such a pity, then you die.
He lifts his hand and pushes Kyle into the cargo ship which suddenly breaks off the tower and falls towards the Valley floor. Kyle runs to his ship, he notices a little old lady standing right beside it with tears in her eyes. He sighs, being a goodie, he has no choice but to take all the innocent people off of the ship with him. So him, the little old lady, a good stormie, Bob and a sheep all get in the CROW and take off. The explosion rocks the ship and Kyle crashes into the Valley floor. Everything is blurry and Kyle is in the wight light.
LITTLE OLD LADY: *! (Follow Me!)
She vaporizes and then Kyle does too.
RON: HIYA KYLE!
KYLE: Ron?
RON: That which flows from that which was, and all that sways is like the one that bends in the falling leaves of shadow paste. The best way to show is with a movie, feel around you, do you know where you are?
Suddenly Kyle is in the Valley.
KYLE: I'm in the Valley!
RON: Yes, you're about to be caught up in the final battle between Lord Hoth and Lord Kaan, just watch and remember...
Suddenly an army of Sith & an army of Jedi appear.
KAAN: Surrender Lord Hoth!
HOTH: NO! I spit on you Sith! Poo! We will never surrender!
KAAN: A-HA! Perhaps you would if you would only realize...
A dark floating sphere appears!
KAAN: BA BA BUMMM!
RANDOM JEDI: Behold Lord Hoth, they bring a Sith Thought Bomb, the fiends...
KAAN: Yes! The Dark Side Weapon created by evil thoughts, many of our best became mentally ill in the forging of this device!
HOTH: Lord Kaan, now I know you must be mad! The destructive power of that.. Thought Bomb will kill us all and posibly worse...
KAAN: EXACTLY!
The Jedi charge and the bomb goes off, everyone is sucked inside of a mound.
Kyle shuts his eyes and sees Ron standing over him.
RON: Like I said, that which flows from that which was, and nothing is as was when it first was. Now awaken. Jedi. Eheeheehehehhee!
Suddenly Ron grows a long tentacle off of his head...
BOC: Ah, such a bad fall, but you'll be glad to know, I found your lightsaber... Want It?
KYLE: Yess, pleaseeee...
BOC: Okay, here you go.
He tosses it down.
Boc takes a large rock and smashes the lightsaber.
BOC: Oops! Missed! Ehehehehehe!
He runs off.
Sariss takes out her lightsaber and swings down at Kyle, Yawn activates his saber and blocks her. In a random reflex she slashes through Yawn.
SARISS: Oops...
She turns around and notices Kyle is gone.
SARISS: Hey Wait! Come back! I'm supposed to kill you!
Kyle runs away with Yawn's lightsaber in hand...
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Jane is tied to a post and Boc is standing next to her. Jerec is about to enter the Valley of the Jedi.
JEREC: Ehehehe. Hehehehehe! HAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL THE POWER!
He jumps in, Kyle appears behind a tomb. He runs over to Jane and unties her, nobody notices the sinister Twi'Lek statue in the background.
KYLE: This is going to cost you a crate load of money you don't have.
JANE: As long as I'm around to pay you I don't care.
KYLE: My sentiments exactly...
BOC: Mine too!
He turns from a statue back into himself.
BOC: HAHA! Fooled you with my special Force power--- Force Statue! HA!
KYLE: Stand back Jane, I'll deal with this villain.
JANE: Watchout Kyle, he's got two lightsabers.
KYLE: Say What-eee?
Boc takes out his two lightsabers and just as Kyle thinks he's about to attack, he crosses his 'sabers and runs around in circles.
BOC: Look at me, I'm running with scissors! Ehehehehe!
KYLE: ?
Boc uses his lightsabers to direct an airplane.
BOC: Control to tower! Ehehehehe!
KYLE: What a weirdo!
Boc starts dancing.
BOC: Disco Inferno Hee Hee Hee Hee!
KYLE: Okay, eneough og this crap...
Boc is in a bumper car.
BOC: Hee Hee Bumper Cars!
Kyle stabs Boc.
BOC: Eh? You stabbed me! Ain't that a hoot? Ehehehehe! Heeheheheheheh! Ehehehe. Hehehe. Eesh....
He finally dies.
KYLE: Now THAT's something to laugh about.
SINISTER LAUGH: Oahaha!
KYLE: It wasn't that funny, Jane.
JANE: Hey, it wasn't me...
Jerec approaches, pushes Kyle down and jumps into the Valley again.
KYLE: I'm sick of these random Sith attacks, I'm goin' in!
Kyle jumps in.
KYLE: The jig is up, Jerec!
JEREC: Hehehe, Kyle Katari, you still don't understand the POWER do you?
KYLE: I udnerstand! I understand anyone who harnesses the power will become evil and bad! Poo!
JEREC: You fool! You will die!
He raises his hand and nothing happens.
JEREC: Eh? What? NOOOOO! My connection to the Force flow! Cut off! Can't use... THE DARK SIDE! ARRRGGHHHHONAUT! How? How'd? How-dee-ooo?
KYLE: I donno, something I do with my foot or something...
JEREC: RAAA!
Jerec lunges at him and Kyle fights back, but Jerec picks Kyle up and spins him around, then throws him out. Jerec jumps out. Kyle stabs Jerec.
JEREC: ?!
He falls to the ground.
JEREC: Eck! Well done! Heeheehee! Strike me down, and the power of the Dark Side will be yours! I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who murdered your father...
KYLE: No I haven't...
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who broke into your car and stole the air freshener when you were 16 years old.
KYLE: Gee, I didn't know that...
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who bribed Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny so that you got no presents!
KYLE: They're not real!
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten, I was the one who put your white clothes in with your red clothes so they all turned pink!
KYLE: So that was YOU!
JEREC: And I'm sure you haven't forgotten... AA-OO-RAH!!!!
He jumps up and lunges at Kyle again. Kyle swings doing some "Highlander" move and Jerec falls to the ground and vaporizes. Suddenly the Valley breaks open and all the little souls come out and fly around. All ther statues turn "happy" and Kyle sees Ron flying with them. He smiles.
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Kyle is carving a statue of his dad and Ron.
KYLE: Thanks, Daddy-O.
MORTON: Heck, I'm prouda you, Bill...
KYLE: Sheesh, Dad, my name's Kyle.
BeeGee appears with everyone Kyle saved from the cargo ship.
BEEGEE: Beezeet!
KYLE: BeeGee! Granny! Happy Stormtrooper! Bob! Sheep! You all survived. Holy skamolee, I feel a real dance number comin' on!
So they danced and were merry and they all lived happily ever after until someone decided to make "Mysteries of the Sith"...
