To Throw A Rock
Part 3:

With that rip and blinding flash in the sky, Ash, Brock, and Misty didn't know it,
but people all around the world disapeared. Then a figure of light floated down from the rip
towards Ash, Brock, and Misty. They all looked drunkenly towards it. Then it stopped in front
of them, and spoke.
"Hello, friends. I see that you were some of those who got left behind," said ?????.
"Left behind? You mean, we were supposed to go somewhere?" asked Brock.
"Yes. My father--"
Misty cut in, "What, you going to get your daddy in to do your fighting for you?"
"He usually does, my child. Does thou not recognize me?" asked ?????.
"No," said Ash.
"Not really.." said Misty.
"Nope, sorry Mr." said Brock.
"But people praise me. People worship my name. My name is heard on a daily basis!"
".....Oh! I know who you are!" exclaimed Brock.
"Then speak it, my child."
"You're one of the Backstreet Boys!"
"No, I am not the sinner you speak of. How can you not know thy name?"

Brock, Ash, and Misty thought this over. There were probably a lot of reasons why
they didn't know this man's name. He looked a lot like some people on the street they had
passed that night -- and every other night. Ash had met so many people on his journey, how was
he supposed to remember all of their names? Maybe he had met this man before, he thought.

????? was becoming very impatient. He tapped his foot, while waiting for these foolish mortals
to figure out who he was. With a deep sigh, he resigned.
"Fine, if you can't figure out who I am, I guess I'll just go back to Heaven and wait
for another 2000 years."
He left. Misty, Brock and Ash stood in that dark alley, looking quite dumbfounded. After a
long period of silence, Misty spoke up.
"So....what are we going to do now?"
"I'm tired!" whinned Ash.
"But where will we stay? The Pokemon Center has probably been closed down for a few
hours now."
They thought. Ash didn't WANT to think. Not knowing what to do, he sat on ground, and started
crying. Well, as it turns out, Ash didn't have to worry about thinking anymore - a large man
in a dress came lumbering around the corner, pointed to Misty, and called out to her.
"There you are, lover! I'm going to take you home with me, lather your body with
whipped cream, and then I'm going to feed you grapes with my toes!"
Misty fainted.
"Oh shit." said Brock.
Brock picked up Misty, threw her over his left shoulder, and ran. Ash followed him, and they ran
from the drag queen, and hid inside a men's Gap until he was out of sight. Ash held on to
a clothes rack, and caught his breath. He started walking towards the bathroom of the store,
and that's when he bumped into Gary. Well, Gary bumped into HIM.
"Why don't you watch where I'm going, jerk?" asked Gary, in a disgusted sounding voice.
"Gary?" asked Ash.
Gary took a closer look at guy he just walked into. "Damn," he thought "why didn't I recognize
him in the first place?"
"Oh, it's just Ash." said Gary, passively.
"So what are you doing in the Gap? I thought you only wore purple and hawaiian shirts." asked Ash.
"I should ask the same of you."
"Well, I was at McDonalds, and then some girl who looked like Tracey took off her shirt for me.
Then some guy fell out of the sky, and a man....or was it a woman? I think it was a man in a dress. Well,
he ran after us and Misty fainted and now we're here. We need a place to sleep."
"Well, in that case, I challenge you to a battle! You'll just have to stay with my Grandfather
and I, and sleep in my bed until tomorrow."
"Why isn't your Grandfather in Pallet town? Why are you with him?"
"Gramps is giving a lecture in this city in a few days, and he wants to use some of
MY Pokemon for a demonstration. So, do you like your pillows hard or soft?"
"Gary, I'm challenging you to a battle!"
"...Okay, Ash. I accept your challenge. But first we need some sleep."
By the time that Ash was back on the other side of the store with Brock, Misty was concious
again.
"Brock! Misty! We're staying Gary and Professor Oak tonight. Let's go! I'm tired!" called Ash.
"You two can sleep on the floor of our hotel room" said Gary.
So Ash, Misty and Brock followed Gary towards a cheap Motel 13. They arrived at the room
Gary and Prof Oak were staying in about 5 minutes later. Gary didn't need to unlock the door,
since it was already open....
"Yo, Gramps! I'm having Brock, Misty and Ash stay with us tonight." called Gary.
Professor Oak looked up from the sink where he was washing his face.
"ASH is staying with us?"
He scurried over towards Ash.
"Hello, Ash. You're looking mighty fine tonight. Can I get you anything to drink?
Water? Soda? Wine cooler?"
"No thank you, Professor. I'm really tired."
"Well, you should be. You and your tiny little ass have been running through my
mind ALL day long."
"Do I have to sleep on the floor?"
"Of course not. You can sleep with me. Brock and Misty will sleep on the floor."
"Sorry Gramps, Ash is sleeping with me tonight," said Gary, while taking off his
shirt "we already planned it. Besides, don't you have a muk to sleep with?"
"You ungrateful little..."
Prof Oak sighed, and got into his bed. Brock and Misty "fell asleep" as soon as they hit the
floor. Ash got in Gary's bed. Gary turned off the lights, and hoped in with Ash.
"Goodnight, Gary."
"Goodnight, Ash."
"...."
"...."
"...Gary?"
"Yes, Ash?"
"..Goodnight, Gary."
"Goodnight, Ash."
"...."
"...."
"...."
"...."
"Gary!"
"What now, Ash?!"
"There's something moving up my rootie patootie, and I don't know what it is!"
"Just grin and bear it, Ash!"
"It's moving in and out! It's pulsing! It hurts!"
"Oh please, it can't hurt THAT much, Ash."
"How would you feel if you had something moving up YOUR behind?"
"Do you really want me to answer that, Ash?"
"Yes!"
A light clicked on.
"Listen you two. I'm not really in the mood to listen to your little lover's tiff
at the moment. I'm TRYING to masturbate over here." said Brock.
"Yeah, Ash! Don't you realize that SOME of us would pay good money to get the kind
of action YOU're getting right now?" questioned Misty.
"If it's really hurting that much Ash, you should come sleep with me. I know how to
treat a boy right!" called Prof Oak.
All of this talk made Ash nervous. Why was everyone yelling at him?
"You're all so mean to me! It's not my fault that something big is in my behind! I
thought you were all my friends... Hold me, Gary."
"I will, Ashy-boy."
Someone clicked the light off.
"The pain is gone."
"That's nice, Ash."
"I think I wet the bed."
"sigh.."
Gary held on to Ash tightly. He was about to drift off into a peaceful sleep, when he felt something
crawling around his crotch... Gary whispered into Ash's ear.
"Oh Ash, I didn't know you were into this kind of thing, too. Oooohhh"
Ash turned around in bed so that he was facing Gary.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you've got your hands..." but then he noticed that Ash's hands were by his head..
"What? I've got my hands what?"
Gary lifted up the sheets. Pikachu gave Ash and Gary a deer-in-the-headlights look.
"Pika pi?"
Pikachu had his face in Garys crotch... Ash laughed, and picked up Pikachu.
"Oh, silly Pikachu. Did you want to sleep with us? Why didn't you just ask?"
"Pikachu." said Pikachu, crossly.
"You're so cute, Pikachu." Ash replied, hugging Pikachu to his face.
"I'll get you to wanna lay me back some day, Ash Ketchum. Until then, you just
better watch your back. Goodnight, my pet."