Paste-Eaters Anonymous Part 3
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this.
GIR and Mike are outside still and the paste-eaters decide they'll help him, but due to their short attention span, they forgot in 5...4...3...2...
Dib: Hey! Mysterious Mysteries is on! Let's watch it! Come on!
Everyone: *Stares*
Joel: Why would we want to watch that?
Dib: Oh... So now you want to start something with me? Well... Bring it on!
Joel: No... I just asked why we would want to watch that show!
Dib: Because "we" like it!
Joel: No... I'm pretty sure I don't...
Dib: Well... You do!
Joel: Nope...no I don't...
Mike: *Climbs in through window* Heh heh... thought you could get rid of me that easy? Well, you know what you're *BANG*
Everyone: *Looks at the person standing in the door way except for Joel, who's eating pocket lint, and Dib, who's watching mysterious mysteries.*
Des: What? He was getting on my nerves... *Walks away*
Johnny: Why don't we start to actually work out everyone's paste problem?
SpookyChild: *Dreamily* Okay...
Johnny: Um... O...k...
-Everyone sits down-
Dib: Well... I don't eat paste as much as I used to... I'm down to 6 cans a day...
SpookyChild: Well...Sometimes me and my friends go to Wal-Mart and buy paste and eat it.. Only when we're bored though....Yeah...That's it...
HamsterMaster: I uh only eat paste when I'm uh depressed... Yeah that's it... I never eat it with Spooky... Never...
SpookyChild and HamsterMaster look at each other and run out of the room.
Johnny: Well, um... That was different...
GIR: Well I eat paste all the time! Every time I get a chance.... Zim said it was perfectly normal...
Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is over... I'm sad... *Pulls out can of paste and eats it*
Johnny: Hey...Idiot! Put the paste away!
Dib: NEVER!!!
Johnny: The whole point of you being here is so that you can quit eating paste.
Dib: Well, you know what? I'll never stop! Never! Hahahahahahahaha!
Johnny: O...k... Moving on...
Joel: Forget the paste this pocket lint tastes a whole lot better than that paste! Weehoo! Pocket lint!
Johnny: Pocket lint eaters Anonymous is down the hall...
GIR: Wait a second...If he gave up paste eating, well then he'll leave this meeting and go to another kind of meeting, and then he would have already formed another habit so this meeting is seemingly pointless and *Boom*
Johnny: Is his head supposed to explode like that?
Dib: Well, not that I know of...
-Ztarlight walks in with Dragon from the Black Lagoon-
Dragon: is this paste-eaters anonymous?
Johnny: Yeah... Why?
Ztarlight: Well, obviously we eat paste!
Johnny: Oh well... Maybe you should come next week when there are no ugly dead kids and there's people who will actually stay in the building....
Dragon: Where's the dead kid?
Johnny: Right over there...
Dragon: Cool... *Starts to poke Mike with a stick* Heh heh... He is ugly...
Ztarlight: Let me see! Oh my God! He is ugly! Give me that stick!
Johnny walks out of room leaving the people alone.
Johnny: Umm... Security?
That's it! The end! Yay! Finally... Well... R&R please!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this.
GIR and Mike are outside still and the paste-eaters decide they'll help him, but due to their short attention span, they forgot in 5...4...3...2...
Dib: Hey! Mysterious Mysteries is on! Let's watch it! Come on!
Everyone: *Stares*
Joel: Why would we want to watch that?
Dib: Oh... So now you want to start something with me? Well... Bring it on!
Joel: No... I just asked why we would want to watch that show!
Dib: Because "we" like it!
Joel: No... I'm pretty sure I don't...
Dib: Well... You do!
Joel: Nope...no I don't...
Mike: *Climbs in through window* Heh heh... thought you could get rid of me that easy? Well, you know what you're *BANG*
Everyone: *Looks at the person standing in the door way except for Joel, who's eating pocket lint, and Dib, who's watching mysterious mysteries.*
Des: What? He was getting on my nerves... *Walks away*
Johnny: Why don't we start to actually work out everyone's paste problem?
SpookyChild: *Dreamily* Okay...
Johnny: Um... O...k...
-Everyone sits down-
Dib: Well... I don't eat paste as much as I used to... I'm down to 6 cans a day...
SpookyChild: Well...Sometimes me and my friends go to Wal-Mart and buy paste and eat it.. Only when we're bored though....Yeah...That's it...
HamsterMaster: I uh only eat paste when I'm uh depressed... Yeah that's it... I never eat it with Spooky... Never...
SpookyChild and HamsterMaster look at each other and run out of the room.
Johnny: Well, um... That was different...
GIR: Well I eat paste all the time! Every time I get a chance.... Zim said it was perfectly normal...
Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is over... I'm sad... *Pulls out can of paste and eats it*
Johnny: Hey...Idiot! Put the paste away!
Dib: NEVER!!!
Johnny: The whole point of you being here is so that you can quit eating paste.
Dib: Well, you know what? I'll never stop! Never! Hahahahahahahaha!
Johnny: O...k... Moving on...
Joel: Forget the paste this pocket lint tastes a whole lot better than that paste! Weehoo! Pocket lint!
Johnny: Pocket lint eaters Anonymous is down the hall...
GIR: Wait a second...If he gave up paste eating, well then he'll leave this meeting and go to another kind of meeting, and then he would have already formed another habit so this meeting is seemingly pointless and *Boom*
Johnny: Is his head supposed to explode like that?
Dib: Well, not that I know of...
-Ztarlight walks in with Dragon from the Black Lagoon-
Dragon: is this paste-eaters anonymous?
Johnny: Yeah... Why?
Ztarlight: Well, obviously we eat paste!
Johnny: Oh well... Maybe you should come next week when there are no ugly dead kids and there's people who will actually stay in the building....
Dragon: Where's the dead kid?
Johnny: Right over there...
Dragon: Cool... *Starts to poke Mike with a stick* Heh heh... He is ugly...
Ztarlight: Let me see! Oh my God! He is ugly! Give me that stick!
Johnny walks out of room leaving the people alone.
Johnny: Umm... Security?
That's it! The end! Yay! Finally... Well... R&R please!
