Metal Gear Pants
Basically, take a line from Metal Gear Solid and replace a word with the word "pants" and watch hilarity commence
Liquid: I got the weak, recessive pants!
Mantis: There's no need for pants Snake
Ninja: I'm like you, I have no pants....
Sniper Wolf: Toss your pants over here!
Genome Soldier: Whose pants are these?!
Liquid: We are just copies of Big Pants!
Raven: Pants don't belong in Alaska! Must send them a message.
Ocelot: It has 6 silver pants; enough to kill anything that moves!
Snake: You like to pull each other's pants?!
Liquid: You're going to point a gun at your own pants?!
Johnny Sasaki: Man, I hate pants!
Johnny Sasaki: Those pants are built all right!
Ninja: I've been waiting for this pants!
Campbell: Use a pair of pants to save Meryl!
Johnny Sasaki: Snake, its showtime! Pants want you!
Liquid: Do you know how it feels when you are pants ever since the day you were born?!
Anderson: Wait a minute, you haven't heard of a way to disarm the pants have you? From your bosses or anyone?
Ninja: Do you remember, Snake? The feel of battle! The clashing of bone and pants!
Sniper Wolf: I'm going to send you a love letter my dear. A bullet from my gun, into your pants!!!
Meryl: Oh Snake! Make pants to me!!
Liquid: We live in a pants which no longer needs us!
Ocelot: Boss, your not thinking of reviving Big Boss's pants are you?
Mantis: You are powerful indeed! But I know your weakness! .... Meryl, stand right where he can see you, and blow your pants out!
Meryl: Snake, what's wrong? I thought you were good with pants.
Deepthroat: Snake, watch out! That room is filled with pants!
Colonel: Snake, you've got to understand, this op is security level red, you've got to have the highest level clearance to get access to the pants
Snake: you want me to believe that you're in charge of this op, and you don't have access to the pants?
Meryl: Pants?! Oh no you're not!
Mantis: You must've used your other pants!
Liquid: We're going to make this place a nuclear pants site!
Ocelot: Hiding won't help pants!
Meryl: You've killed the pants! You bastard!!!
Ocelot: What should I do with the pants?
Raven: How dare you kill the pants!?
Genome Soldier: Too late pants! Now die!
Otacon: There were five stealth pants in my lab!
Liquid: Consider this a gift from your pants!
Snake: I'm here to save your worthless pants!
Mantis: Put my pants back on.
Liquid: Have at you pants!
Mantis: Pants! How could it be?!
Master: You've got the pants! Hurry up to the control room!
Genome Soldier: What the pants?!
Campbell: Plug your pants to controller port 2!
