Metal Gear Pants

Basically, take a line from Metal Gear Solid and replace a word with the word "pants" and watch hilarity commence

Liquid: I got the weak, recessive pants!


Mantis: There's no need for pants Snake

Ninja: I'm like you, I have no pants....

Sniper Wolf: Toss your pants over here!

Genome Soldier: Whose pants are these?!

Liquid: We are just copies of Big Pants!

Raven: Pants don't belong in Alaska! Must send them a message.

Ocelot: It has 6 silver pants; enough to kill anything that moves!

Snake: You like to pull each other's pants?!

Liquid: You're going to point a gun at your own pants?!

Johnny Sasaki: Man, I hate pants!

Johnny Sasaki: Those pants are built all right!

Ninja: I've been waiting for this pants!

Campbell: Use a pair of pants to save Meryl!

Johnny Sasaki: Snake, its showtime! Pants want you!

Liquid: Do you know how it feels when you are pants ever since the day you were born?!

Anderson: Wait a minute, you haven't heard of a way to disarm the pants have you? From your bosses or anyone?

Ninja: Do you remember, Snake? The feel of battle! The clashing of bone and pants!

Sniper Wolf: I'm going to send you a love letter my dear. A bullet from my gun, into your pants!!!

Meryl: Oh Snake! Make pants to me!!

Liquid: We live in a pants which no longer needs us!

Ocelot: Boss, your not thinking of reviving Big Boss's pants are you?

Mantis: You are powerful indeed! But I know your weakness! .... Meryl, stand right where he can see you, and blow your pants out!

Meryl: Snake, what's wrong? I thought you were good with pants.

Deepthroat: Snake, watch out! That room is filled with pants!

Colonel: Snake, you've got to understand, this op is security level red, you've got to have the highest level clearance to get access to the pants


Snake: you want me to believe that you're in charge of this op, and you don't have access to the pants?

Meryl: Pants?! Oh no you're not!

Mantis: You must've used your other pants!

Liquid: We're going to make this place a nuclear pants site!

Ocelot: Hiding won't help pants!

Meryl: You've killed the pants! You bastard!!!

Ocelot: What should I do with the pants?

Raven: How dare you kill the pants!?

Genome Soldier: Too late pants! Now die!

Otacon: There were five stealth pants in my lab!

Liquid: Consider this a gift from your pants!

Snake: I'm here to save your worthless pants!

Mantis: Put my pants back on.

Liquid: Have at you pants!

Mantis: Pants! How could it be?!

Master: You've got the pants! Hurry up to the control room!

Genome Soldier: What the pants?!

Campbell: Plug your pants to controller port 2!