Metal Gear Pants Numbero 3
These are from George James aka Perky (cheers!)
Sniper Wolf: Every day I'd wake up with another of my family's pants beside me
Meryl: You're a real bastard, just like my pants said
Liquid: Every living thing exists to pass one it's pants
Liquid: Eat pants!
Meryl: Thanks for the pants!
Snake: This is Snake, I'm in front of the pants
Baker: Her frequency should be on the back of the pants
Ok, back to me
Ocelot: Watch your pants, Shaman!!!
Snake: As long as there's people; there will always be war.....
Liquid: But the problem is the pants!
Liquid: Pants will breed pants! New hatreds will arise!
Mantis: Why? Why couldn't I read your pants?
Snake: So you were the one in the pants? Must've been a tight fit for a big boy like you.
Ocelot: You know that sulfury smell? But to you it's the smell of your own pants.
Snake: Pants...
Baker: I prefer to think of it as good business
Meryl: Oh. My pants. It hurts!
Ninja: It sounds better than Deeppants. (ok fine it's a half word!)
Ninja: Cornered pants are more dangerous than a jackal
Ocelot: Bastard took my pants
Colonel: They're tough enough to eat pants and ask for seconds.
Mantis: We have no pants, no future
Ocelot: There's nothing like sliding a long, sliver bullet into well-greased pants
Master Miller: Snake, those are field mice instead of freezing, they build tunnels underneath the pants
Snake: I sold your life to save my pants
Snake: Quiet, save your pants…
Snake: So you must be a challenge in the pants eating contest
Liquid: I will crush you into pants!
Liquid: I'm your pants!
