Metal Gear Pants Numbero 3

These are from George James aka Perky (cheers!)

Sniper Wolf: Every day I'd wake up with another of my family's pants beside me

Meryl: You're a real bastard, just like my pants said

Liquid: Every living thing exists to pass one it's pants

Liquid: Eat pants!

Meryl: Thanks for the pants!

Snake: This is Snake, I'm in front of the pants

Baker: Her frequency should be on the back of the pants

Ok, back to me

Ocelot: Watch your pants, Shaman!!!

Snake: As long as there's people; there will always be war.....
Liquid: But the problem is the pants!

Liquid: Pants will breed pants! New hatreds will arise!

Mantis: Why? Why couldn't I read your pants?

Snake: So you were the one in the pants? Must've been a tight fit for a big boy like you.

Ocelot: You know that sulfury smell? But to you it's the smell of your own pants.

Snake: Pants...
Baker: I prefer to think of it as good business

Meryl: Oh. My pants. It hurts!

Ninja: It sounds better than Deeppants. (ok fine it's a half word!)

Ninja: Cornered pants are more dangerous than a jackal

Ocelot: Bastard took my pants

Colonel: They're tough enough to eat pants and ask for seconds.

Mantis: We have no pants, no future

Ocelot: There's nothing like sliding a long, sliver bullet into well-greased pants

Master Miller: Snake, those are field mice instead of freezing, they build tunnels underneath the pants

Snake: I sold your life to save my pants

Snake: Quiet, save your pants…

Snake: So you must be a challenge in the pants eating contest


Liquid: I will crush you into pants!

Liquid: I'm your pants!